In Even Worse News

In even worse news, the polar bears just discovered that there will be a quilt contest at the fair, conveniently for them, right there in the building where they're holding the bear contest. Hasn't what has happened at every quilt show in this area for the last few years taught these foolish people anything? Quilts should be as far from bears as possible because where there is a sign that says bears, there is sure to be a polar bear. Perhaps I need to call the jail and book a cell. I think I'm going to need a good alibi for this fair.