Saturday, February 28, 2015
We got to go to the teddy adoption center to search out new siblings today! It was so nice! We absolutely love the adoption center in the mountains, and we invited six new siblings, a kitty, a puppy, a bunny, that snowman who we hope will please Elsa Bear and two other bears to move in with us. They're all so nice and cute. We couldn't be happier! And the human is already talking about hurrying back soon to invite a few more teddy bunnies to move in! For now we are up to 833 siblings!
Friday, February 27, 2015
We have some hope for getting to the teddy adoption center tomorrow to invite a few new siblings to move in. At least we hope we get there tomorrow, because there is a rumor of more snow fast approaching. If we don't make it tomorrow, we might not get there for weeks. Really, Elsa Bear should be so ashamed of herself for causing this trouble.
Thursday, February 26, 2015
Something must be done about Elsa Bear. There is a rumor of more snow headed our way, and we can't deny any longer that she is to blame. What we need are mittens. Mittens that we can poke on her paws, so she can't zap up more snow, and that be secured so she can't get them off. Do we have a pattern somewhere around here for mittens with locks on them?
Wednesday, February 25, 2015
We tried so hard to get Elsa Bear to stop with the ice and snow, we want that known now. We convinced the human to take her out this afternoon, in the hopes that getting out would make her want to take more trips, which would require better weather. Well, she didn't quite see it that way we suppose. Apparently what she got out of the trip was that the snow that we were hit with yesterday was great, because it is now snowing again, we have several inches, and there is no sign it is going to stop any time soon. Maybe we should have checked the stores for pawcuffs when the humans went out? We think we are going to need them!
Tuesday, February 24, 2015
We have four or five inches of snow today, and Elsa was checking it out rather proudly a bit ago, which is highly suspicious. And she was talking about building a snowman! Doesn't she realize that he snowman friend is at the teddy adoption center? She has no need to create this terrible weather to try to let him move in! We were actually going to get him on Friday, before she got us with the snow and ice.
Monday, February 23, 2015
We are expecting bad weather tonight, running into tomorrow, and on Wednesday as well. We thought we had Elsa Bear convinced to stop with the ice and snow if we got her a lovely little dress, or maybe some pajamas. Doesn't she realize that if the ice and snow don't stop, we will never be able to get out to the store to purchase these items for her?
Saturday, February 21, 2015
Kentucky has issued an arrest warrant for Elsa from Frozen for causing the terrible weather and now we are very suspicious. We allowed an Elsa Bear to move in here a couple of months ago, and it has been noticeably colder here ever since her arrival. Do you think we need to lock her up somewhere? Really, we have allowed this bear to share our nice home and we're working on making her nice clothes and she might have inflicted this snow and ice upon us? We wonder if Kentucky is offering a reward for turning her in?
Friday, February 20, 2015
We're awaiting snow now, and now the forecast is calling for more on Monday. We have never seen such horrible, awful weather forecasts in our lives! We haven't been out of the house since we believe it was Monday or Tuesday, and we fear at this rate it will be weeks before we get to hop out. Really, isn't there something we could give the groundhogs to make them stop this awful weather? Do you think they would take quilts?
Thursday, February 19, 2015
More bad weather is looming. The forecast is calling for snow and ice for tomorrow, and we don't like how the groundhogs are chuckling and giving each other high fives. Does anyone know of a bribe we could come up with fast to avert this new horror?
Wednesday, February 18, 2015
The bad weather is continuing, and we are getting seriously annoyed. Really, there are things we need to hop out and do, and we are trapped in the house until this goes away. If we didn't know better, we would think Brother was responsible, in a scheme to keep us at home where we can't invite more siblings to move in.
Tuesday, February 17, 2015
We have ice and snow is due tonight. The power lines are covered with icicles, and we fear we will lose power at any moment. The polar bears are severely panicked, and are wanting to flee to a hotel now. And we are not sure they might not be right. Maybe we ought to go ahead and pack, just to be prepared?
Monday, February 16, 2015
Short post tonight. Ice and snow is falling and we don't like the noises coming from the direction of the heater. We fear evacuation to a hotel might have to occur soon. Horrible, evil weather. The polar bears are running around in a panic and we believe we will have to spend the evening calming them. This is terrible!
Sunday, February 15, 2015
We're so disappointed. We were hoping to hop to the mountains today, to adopt a bunch of the needy teddies we heard were up there, only the trip fell through again. Paws crossed that we get to go on Friday, please? So annoyed, although on the up side, there might be some teddy bunnies in need of homes available on Friday.
Saturday, February 14, 2015
Betsy Bear is ticked that we didn't go to the mountains today. The human is wanting to go tomorrow, but Betsy is grumbling about how that will be too late, because all of the people got married today, and all of their cakes will be eaten by the people they were purchased for instead of by her. If we do get to the mountains tomorrow, and we are very hopeful that we will, because there are so many wonderful deals to help us adopt more needy teddies, then we fear what Betsy might do, to try to make up for missing being able to eat all of those wedding cakes.
Friday, February 13, 2015
We were hoping to hop off this weekend, to that lovely teddy adoption center in the mountains, but now car trouble has hit, and we might be stuck here. So annoyed. On the up side, we have to admit, this is a good turn of fortune for those people attempting to get married. They might get to keep their wedding cakes. But still, we so wanted to go and get more siblings.
Thursday, February 12, 2015
We hope everyone is preparing for the horror of the weekend when that poor fellow Cupid is supposed to take flight to spread love and candy. Betsy has a giant net all ready for her, and her extra large snitching sack out. We are very concerned. Especially since the human is discussing visiting the mountains, where many other humans will be congregating to attempt to get married this weekend for the holiday. Those poor, poor people. As if it isn't bad enough that Betsy is planning to capture Cupid and rob him of his candy, bow and arrows, she is probably going to snitch all of those poor people's wedding cakes as well! We just hope they bought wedding insurance, but does insurance cover Betsy Bear attacks?
Wednesday, February 11, 2015
We're a bit worried. Snow is threatening this weekend, along with freezing weather, but we were hoping to hop out to get a few more siblings. How can we do that if it is snowing? Do you think if we offer our groundhog siblings a bribe, they can give us a few days' respite? Maybe we could promise to take in a needy groundhog if they do?
Tuesday, February 10, 2015
Sorry for the shrieks, but really it was kind of funny. We hopped out this afternoon, and Brother was ranting, and shouting about how he heard the crinkling of newsprint as we headed out the door, and for us to get back inside at once and not to dare go look for more patterns. Well, we didn't find patterns, probably because we really didn't get a chance to look properly, but we did meet a lovely new bear in need of a home. So when we got back, Brother started shouting about why was he hearing additional footsteps coming in and had we dared to let another sibling move in. Really, it's quite funny and we are up to 727 siblings!
Monday, February 9, 2015
We're sorry once more for anyone disturbed by loud kitty shrieks. Really, if Brother keeps that up, we're expecting the people where he is hiding out to pay us to take him back. Anyway, we found a lovely sale on clothing patterns we can modify to fit us, and he is not happy. So, so annoying to hear constant shouts to drop that sale paper at once, and not to dare hop in the car to go to the store.
Sunday, February 8, 2015
Sorry again for the kitty shrieks today. We found someone online who made a bear outfit and posted, asking how they did it, so we could get more ideas for our own clothing. Brother did not take it well. It could work out well for US though, if we could convince this human to keep Brother chatting with them, and keep him distracted for long enough for us to creep up and pounce with a net, to drag him home.
Saturday, February 7, 2015
We got some lovely coupons yesterday, five of them, to go towards adopting more lovely teddy siblings. We're honestly surprised Brother wasn't waiting on the doorstep when we arrived home with those coupons, to try to yank them out of our paws before we could use them. Five lovely coupons. Now to get gift certificates to go with those coupons!
Friday, February 6, 2015
We are hearing conflicting weather reports. Some say there is snow approaching and some are saying there is warmer weather coming. All we know is that the groundhogs are chucking. Laughing groundhogs after Groundhog's Day, that's just not a good sign. We suspect the groundhogs planted the rumors of warmer weather to lull people into a false sense of security, the better to get them with a blizzard.
Thursday, February 5, 2015
We didn't get snow, thank goodness, but the groundhogs are looking at the calendar and keep chuckling, and pointing to a date we can't see because their heads are in the way. We are very nervous and fearing the worst.
Wednesday, February 4, 2015
The threat of snow is looming once more, and we are debating if we should pack emergency bags of fabric, needles and thread, along with sacks with extra clothes and blankets, in case we should have to flee to a hotel unexpectedly. We would hate to not have stuff packed and forget a needed color of thread, or additional fabric in our hurry to rush out the door to the evacuation vehicle.
Tuesday, February 3, 2015
We weren't able to gather more bait to use for luring Brother back this afternoon, but now we have an even better plan for how to get that kitty back where he belongs. We're thinking of hopping off to invite more siblings to move in, possibly on Friday, but first we have to go to the closest teddy adoption center to convert our paper certificates to finance these adoptions to a nice plastic form. The teddy adoption center is right near where we are sure Brother is hiding. If he spots us hopping in there with a fortune in certificates for siblings in our paws, he is sure to come racing over to try to drag us away by our ears. But we will have a net handy, and will be the ones doing the dragging! Perfect plan!
Monday, February 2, 2015
We think we need a few more issues of that comic starring Brother's favorite feline to use as bait to lure him into returning. We only have two issues that he doesn't know about, and it doesn't seem to be working so well. We've gotten a few annoying texts complaining about hearing pages flipping, but he hasn't showed up yet to try to get the comics out of our paws. Paws crossed that the store where we usually find these books has gotten a few more in since the weekend.
Sunday, February 1, 2015
Today was the one year anniversary of when we recaptured Brother for the short time before he escaped once more, so the human has been terribly sad. We fear our soft fur might be facing tears soon. Really, that cat ought to be ashamed of himself! Maybe when we recapture him again we will dump a bucket of salt water on his fur, and see how he likes worrying about the damage done!