Wednesday, September 30, 2015

Today's Activites

Sorry for the loud shout this afternoon.  The human wanted to pay a visit to the bookstore this morning, and on the way home we stopped by the homeless shelter.  There was the nicest pink teddy there, looking for a home, and of course we invited her to move in.  We now have 860 siblings.  Brother did not take the news well at all.  Sorry again for the noise.

TV Viewing

We watched a television program tonight and we have a problem.  The show was fantastic, but due to a lack of seating, our poor human had to stand the entire time.  That was nice of her, to make sure we were able to see those show and had comfy seats, but still, we're thinking we need to build some sort of stadium seating before next week's episode.  There are two hours of programing next week and we would hate for the human to stand for that long.  She almost didn't make it through one hour and that was with racing to her computer to sit and tweet during every commercial.  Does anyone know where we can find a pattern for constructing stadium seating?

Monday, September 28, 2015

Plans Continue

Our weekend plans are continuing.  Our teddy kitty siblings have a lovely selection of murder mystery television programs picked out to watch this weekend.  We're really looking forward to a nice, long tv marathon.  And to make the planned marathon better, it will be teddy controlled, and that deserting kitty will just have to put up with it if we recapture him.  Our only slight concern is if we find a second kitty, a nice kitty, to be an additional sibling.  What if that kitty doesn't like the teddy kitties' programing selection.  We'll have to think a bit more about that.

Sunday, September 27, 2015

Planning Continues

Our planning continues for recapturing Brother.  We have high hopes for locating him and getting him back into custody this weekend.  With any luck at all, he will be loitering with a batch of other kitties at that fall festival, thinking there is no danger of us being in attendance because the grandhuman was supposed to work that weekend.  Little does he know.  Won't he be so surprised when we come hopping along to grab him and drag him away to the country cottage?  And we hope that he doesn't expect to be entertained this weekend!  We have already given our teddy kitty siblings the right to select the movies and television programs we will be watching, and if Brother is back in custody, he will just have to live with it.

Saturday, September 26, 2015

Saturday Report

We didn't do much on the family tree today if you were wondering why things were a bit quieter than normal.  We're awaiting those obituaries arriving in our email at the moment, to confirm a few things, which has slowed us down a bit.  Hopefully things will pick up soon, though.  We are so close to a few major breakthroughs and we just want to continue hoping along our path of progress.  If you hear loud shrieks, you will know a breakthrough has occurred.

Friday, September 25, 2015

Very Sorry

We're very sorry if the kitty shouts and threats ruined anyone's Friday.  We hopped to that archive this morning and Brother didn't take it well.  And then when we hopped home, we found a way to get our paws on a big batch of obituaries, and we think you can guess how well he took that.  We're very sorry about all of the noise.  We expect this weekend to be rather loud as well, as we are on the verge of locating Cousin Cordelia.  Please protect your ears accordingly.

Tonight's Apology

We placed an order for those obituaries this afternoon, if anyone was wondering what the loud shriek was about.  We strongly suggest that you keep your ear protection at hand tomorrow, for we are considering going to the local archive tomorrow to help the human hunt down a few relations.  We don't expect that terrible cat to take that well at all.  Ear protection is strongly advised.

Wednesday, September 23, 2015


Sorry for the shrieks today.  We made plans for calling someone in Oklahoma to hunt down an obituary and Brother did not take it well.  But we are happy to announce we have plans for that rotten little kitty.  We are going on a little Brother hunt next weekend and have high hopes of capturing him.  And we have this Brother hunt scheduled on our way to a weekend in the country, too, so if we grab him, he will have to go along with us!  Won't that serve him right for being a rotten, deserting feline, to have to spend a weekend in the country, possibly getting his little paws dirty with WORK!

Tuesday, September 22, 2015

Too Bad

We just made a few lovely purchases of books starring kitties.  It really is a shame that that rotten brother isn't here to read them.  We will just have to enjoy all of the kitty books instead.  And we are sorely tempted to write to the kitties starring in these books to let them know that their fellow feline is not raising a paw to purchase their works, unlike his hardworking, polite rabbit siblings.  Maybe the book kitties would want to be our friends!  Wouldn't that be wonderful?

Monday, September 21, 2015

Today's Apology

We're very sorry for the noise today.  We hopped to the country, visited an archive, ordered a tree and then sent a friend request to someone on Facebook who can hopefully help more with the human's genealogy.  Brother is not pleased, and has been making threats against Facebook.  We're just glad he doesn't know the password for the Facebook account, so he can't log on and try to either cancel the friend request or unfriend the person we're hoping for genealogy assistance from.

Sunday, September 20, 2015


We decided to wait and visit the country tomorrow when the archives and library are open.  And when the tree place is open so we can make arrangements for a few purchases.  Brace yourself for loud shrieks, that is all we can say.  Brother is not taking our plans well at all.

Saturday, September 19, 2015

Today's Brother Complaints

Sorry for the continuing kitty shrieks.  We hope you all remembered to keep your ear protection on.  We met another teddy at a college event this morning and invited her to move in, bringing the sibling count to 859.  Brother was not pleased.  And that was before we hopped to the country, and made plans to go back tomorrow.  Strong ear protection is highly recommended.

Friday, September 18, 2015

Very Sorry

We hope you put your ear protection on early is all that we can say, along with offering up apologies for the noise this evening.  We happened to find Cousin James Robert at long last after searching for him for months and months in the genealogy sources online.  We also have located six more of his children and two grandchildren so far.  Brother is not taking it well at all, so you should probably cover your poor ears now if you haven't already.  We're expecting more shouting shortly.

Thursday, September 17, 2015

Relative Issues

The humans might have to go and look in on an ill relation this weekend.  You might wonder why that news is resulting in the kitty shouting fest.  Well, this relation has scheduled his illness to occur near libraries and archives the human has been meaning to drop by so if the humans have to go visit, the trip might serve double duty.  And of course Brother isn't pleased at all about it.  We suggest keeping ear protection close at hand this weekend.  We are sure you will need it.

Wednesday, September 16, 2015

Today's Complaints

Now Brother is complaining about the amount of television viewing he is hearing, and is demanding to know if we are sticking programs on to keep the human from supervising us.  He is impossible is all we can say.  There is nothing wrong with our helping the human find good television shows, and what in the world does Brother think she might stop us from doing anyway?

Tuesday, September 15, 2015

Today's Report

The human's allergies continue to be messed up, leading to decreased computer time for us.  If anyone has noticed a decreased number of feline shrieks, that is what it is due to.  The allergies are seeming a tiny bit better tonight, though, so we have high hopes of kicking the genealogy into high gear come tomorrow.  Paws crossed for that.

Monday, September 14, 2015

Tonight's Report

Sorry for any shrieks that might have disturbed you today.  We're not sure what has Brother so ticked this time.  The human's allergies are messed up, so she slept most of the day, meaning we couldn't get online to do anything on the family tree.  Maybe it was what the grandhuman suggested for next week, possibly going on a trip to the big genealogy archive out of town?  We do hope that works out.  It would be a ton of fun, and might end with the human having another few books ready for selling.  And there go the shrieks again.

Sunday, September 13, 2015

Short Report

We attended that Civil War thing today, and we do hope the kitty shrieks didn't ruin anyone's Sunday or disrupt Sunday sermon.  The human sold a genealogy book and has hopes of selling more soon, and Brother did not take it well.  And Betsy Bear learned that the humans have for some foolish reason placed their cannons on wheels.  We're not sure why they wold do something so dangerous.  Cannons on wheels.  It's practically an invitation for Betsy to walk off with a cannon.  We think you can guess what happened.

Saturday, September 12, 2015

Today's Shrieking Update

Due to rain, we are going to that Civil War thing tomorrow.  Unfortunately, the delay didn't effect the level of shouting, due to our finding out the whereabouts and married name of Cousin Blanche and all of her relations.  Brother didn't take that well at all.  Sorry about that, but we did warn you to protect your ears, we would like to point out.

Friday, September 11, 2015

Weekend Warning

We thought we better warn you to protect your ears now.  We're planning to hop to a Civil War reenactment this weekend where the human will have the opportunity to gather genealogical information and to hopefully sell a few things too.  Brother is not happy, so ear protection is definitely a good idea.  Also, any bears in the area should probably hide your honey supplies.  Betsy will be going along on this trip and we fear there might be unguarded cannons she can get her paws on.  Never a good thing.

Thursday, September 10, 2015

Additional Apology

We're sorry if you were awakened just now.  Finding Cousin George and Cousin Edna led to our finding Cousin Mary just seconds ago.  We hope the kitty shriek didn't alarm anyone excessively.  Please go back to sleep.

So Sorry

We're so sorry for all of the noise today.  Brother has been truly rotten, and we hope he hasn't disturbed the peace too much.  We found out that we can access a ton of different newspapers and info online thanks to the grandhuman, and we were able to the nicest obituary for Cousin Michael, detailing all of his extended relations.  Brother didn't take it well to say the least.  Really, we are very sorry.  And we just found out where Cousin George and Cousin Edna are buried, so we don't expect tonight be be any quieter.  If you need to sleep, you should probably stuff your ears now.

Wednesday, September 9, 2015

Called an Archive

We hope it didn't disrupt anyone's dinner too much when there were loud kitty shrieks this afternoon.  We called an archive to try to gather more information on those relatives, and Brother didn't take it well.  And we are hoping to call another archive to try to get an obituary tomorrow.  Expect more noise.  We're very sorry about that.

Protect Your Ears

Please keep your ear protection handy tomorrow, for we might be taking a little trip to either the country or an archive, or possibly to both, and Brother is not happy about it.  We're very sorry for the noise inconvenience.

Tuesday, September 8, 2015

Very Sorry

We're very sorry if the sudden kitty shriek just now disturbed you.  We might have just found out some new information on Cousin Cordelia, and Brother is not happy.  But really, when is that cat every happy?  He's so annoying.  And we are afraid to think of how he will react if we are able to call out to Kansas tomorrow to order a court case file that will hopefully identify a ton of relatives and their locations.  Be prepared to cover your ears.

Sunday, September 6, 2015

Still Annoyed

The human is still sniffling over that rotten, rotten cat today, and our poor fur is still endangered.  Really, he should be so ashamed of himself for what he has been doing, and for making our poor human cry.  Really, he should.  But we see no signs of shame yet.  Just texts demanding to know if we just found Cousin Richard's email, and threats as to what will happen if we don't forget that contact information immediately.  We are halfway tempted to write Cousin Richard a long and meaningful letter just to annoy Brother.

Saturday, September 5, 2015

Annoyed with the Cat

We are so annoyed with that cat.  Really, he should be ashamed of himself.  First, he keeps harassing us via text and shouting any time we locate a relative for the human's family tree.  We can only hope that the person whose phone he is using has unlimited texts or they are doomed.  And worse, our poor human was sobbing over him again today, endangering our fur!  Not to mention, of course, that we hate to see her so sad.  Really, the entire situation is so annoying, and now we are hearing sniffles like the human is tearing up again.  How can that awful feline keep doing this?

Very Sorry for Today's Noise

We would like to offer our apologies for today's noise.  It seems that Cousin Donald married a person with the rather unusual first name of Blendena, which makes searching for info on her and that tree branch really easy.  But Brother isn't happy, and is now threatening to see this cousin in court for daring to have an unusual name.  Really, we're not sure what he is thinking.  He has no right to demand that relations only have simple, generic names that we would have to dig through a million potential matches on google to locate.

Thursday, September 3, 2015

Continuing Noise

We're very sorry for the continuing noise.  We found some lovely online newspapers last night that we were able to use to confirm Cousin Maxie's parentage, and attach her to the right limb of the family tree.  Brother was not pleased, although we're not sure what his problem with that is.  We already knew Cousin Maxie was related.  We already had info on her, and her husband and offspring.  All the paper did was show what limb she belonged on.  But Brother is ticked anyway, and is threatening to shred every newspaper he can get his paws on, and to see the paper company in court for encouraging more tree growth and allowing their products to fall into the paws of tree loving rabbits.

Wednesday, September 2, 2015

Brace Yourselves

Please put your ear protection on now.  We are planning to spend the evening trying to hunt down Cousin John, in the hopes that locating him will lead us to his sisters.  Loud kitty shrieks are probably going to start at any moment and we would hate to keep innocent people up due to that cat's complaints and threats to see the library in court.

Tuesday, September 1, 2015

Brother Continues Disturbing the Peace

We're very sorry for the continued noise.  Thanks to the library, we were able to view some city directories and find cousin John and the name of his wife, which will  surely lead to finding the rest of the family.  Brother was not pleased about this, and now is threatening to see the library in court.  We're debating now if we should hop down there tomorrow to warn them to beware of kitties.