Friday, November 29, 2013
The shopping today was just wonderful, we are happy to say. We were able to help the human find pretty much everything she wanted, which means we can now focus on filling our little bunny shopping lists. Needless to say, we have been hearing kitty shrieks all day, demanding to know what we are up to. You should have seen the texts he sent when we had to make two trips home to drop off packages before hopping out again to shop for more.
Thursday, November 28, 2013
Just a few hours until the shopping starts. Oh, we're so looking forward to this. We've been doing stretches and aerobic hopping all morning to prepare ourself for the event. Now if we could just find a way to block Brother's texts of complaint. He doesn't live here, he doesn't want to move back in. He has no right to harass us like this! We ought to seek a restraining order!
Wednesday, November 27, 2013
The sales are starting soon, and we are busily warming up for them. We have helped our human get her little list all ready, and we are all ready to hop out tomorrow afternoon to start the gathering. We figure with our assistance the human can finish twice as fast. We will hop behind her, and rush purchases to the car so she won't be distracted and hindered with bags. We just wish we weren't being hindered by Brother. Even after his latest escape, he is continuing to text us harassing messages, demanding to know why he is hearing so much list checking. What right does he think he has to object to anything after all he's done, abandoning us and then escaping once more at the last second?! He is lucky we haven't filed a SUIT!
Tuesday, November 26, 2013
The terrible, evil weatherman is calling for snow, and we are suspicious he has taken a bribe from Brother. We were planning on having interviews for our new sibling tomorrow, and now this forecast has disrupted things. It would be just like Brother to pull something like this, bribing the weatherman. He doesn't want to move back in, but he doesn't want to let anyone else move in in his place! Well, we will see about that. Perhaps some of these potential siblings will agree to do their interview over Skype!
Monday, November 25, 2013
We were all ready to catch Brother. We had high hopes of having him in custody by tomorrow afternoon, but that RAT managed to escape once more! Now our poor human is in tears and totally crushed, thanks to him, and we have had it. We have been nice about Brother's antics, but now we have had it. The poor human has sobbed all day, and that kitty doesn't feel in the least bit ashamed. Well, no more nice bunnies. If Brother wants to desert us and our human, fine. We hope he is very happy wherever he is, and after how mean he has been, we are glad he isn't here. We will find another sibling, a nicer sibling to take his place. We might even send out applications to recruit a new animal tonight, and let us tell you now, a bunny is the frontrunner to move in and be our new sibling. So Brother can just desert, and do whatever he wants. We will be arranging his replacement just like that, and we wouldn't be surprised if the replacement has long ears and a fuzzy, cotton tail. And a sense of appreciation. We mustn't forget that!
Sunday, November 24, 2013
The After Thanksgiving sales are fast approaching. We just wish the texts from Brother, complaining about these sales, and threatening us should we attempt to go to them to help the human weren't approaching at the speed of light. We think he really wants us to be UNHELPFUL! Have you ever heard of such? And how is it a problem for him if we offer to carry packages for the human, or to hop up onto high shelves, or to squeeze around other humans to get the goodies our human wants more easily? We just don't see his problem.
Saturday, November 23, 2013
The human found the nicest way to search a wide ranging collection of newspapers, looking for information to grow the family tree today. And roughly five seconds after this, we were hit with a avalanche of texts from Brother, demanding to know why he heard the family tree growing. Honestly, he has small, pointed ears, not fine, long bunny ears like us. Does he really think he could convince us such puny ears could hear a tree growing? We were not born yesterday!
Friday, November 22, 2013
We helped the human start her annual holiday shopping today, and what was awaiting us when we got back from the store, but another pile of messages from Brother, demanding to know why he was hearing people being checked off of the list, and were we shopping? You would think he would be glad we were helping the human. You would think he would like the notion we were shopping for human goodies, instead of loitering in the fabric aisle, but he has the idea that if we finish the human's list early, it will just give us more time to shop for bunny items. That cat is so paranoid!
Thursday, November 21, 2013
We got more texts tonight, with Brother complaining about that show again, and how he saw a floppy eared rabbit taking up screen time once more, and no sign of the cat. We tried to point out that the bunny only got a tiny bit of time. He didn't even have a line in this week's episode, but Brother wouldn't listen. He seems to think there is some sort of rabbit plot now, although we're not sure what in the world he thinks we are plotting. We really, really wish that human would take her phone back. Doesn't she miss talking on it?
Wednesday, November 20, 2013
Brother has the phone again. Maybe the human who is stuck with him doesn't like talking, that's the only reason we can figure for her letting him take over the phone so much. We got texts complaining about hearing more checking of lists. We are helping the HUMAN! Does Brother not want us to help our human out? She has an awful lot of people on her lists. Without us, she could be tied up for days with checking!
Tuesday, November 19, 2013
No call from that human today either. We're getting seriously concerned that Brother has his paws on the phone again. And he's probably plotting something to seriously annoy us too. We just know it. We were thinking of going to the movies today, but we were too afraid that Brother would launch a text attack in the middle of the theater. We just hope the human gets her hands on her phone agains soon. Really, isn't she missing being able to talk with people?
Monday, November 18, 2013
We haven't heard from the human who is stuck with Brother yet today. Do you think that is a sign that Brother got his paws on the phone again? We hope the human has jut gotten distracted, and hasn't let the phone fall back into Brother's paws. We just helped the human earn a lot of book goodies, you see, and we are very afraid of the number of texts Brother has planned for us should he learn of the book help we were.
Sunday, November 17, 2013
We sent a text today and we got to talk to an actual human for a change. We can only assume that she found her phone, possibly while Brother was in the litter box. So nice talking to a human, and not being harassed for a change. Hopefully we will have Brother's recapture scheduled soon, now that the phone is in human hands!
Saturday, November 16, 2013
We hopped to the country today to check on the cottage. It was so nice there, but someone was burning leaves, so we couldn't stay due to the human's smoke allergy. We did have a chance to drop by the homeless shelter, though, and we met the nicest bunny, bear and horse. We naturally invited them to move in, bringing the sibling count to 793. So now the cell phone is buzzing with texts that we are sure are from Brother pitching a fit. Do you think if we ignore them he might storm over in person to shriek?
Friday, November 15, 2013
We're hoping to go to the mountains, possibly to encounter a cousin and sell him things this weekend. Our only concern is that kitten. If he gets any idea we're going up there, he will text and drive us nuts. We will never be able to enjoy the mountains and the relative and his checkbook for the constant beeping of incoming texts. Does anyone have any suggestions for how we could sneak out of the house?
Thursday, November 14, 2013
The most lovely holiday, the Day after Thanksgiving, is rapidly approaching and we can't wait. There are some sale papers that you can find online now, so we've been working with the human a bit on her list already. We just wish Brother would behave himself. It's so hard to write names and check them twice when we keep getting texts from him every five seconds, demanding to know why he is hearing the sound of checking! Maybe we ought to switch to an electronic list. Do you think he would hear checking on that?
Wednesday, November 13, 2013
We have found another advantage to Brother's current absence. The turkeys who rent the pool house to avoid Thanksgiving have been sending in their money to pay for their spaces. We've got quite a stack of little envelopes stuffed full of cash, and all of the payments aren't in yet, either. And since Brother isn't here, all of this money will be going to US! We bet he didn't think of that when he was dodging being recaptured. Now we have a pile of money! And we think a seed catalogue might have shown up in the mail. Perhaps we will put this money to good use planning next year's garden!
Tuesday, November 12, 2013
Brother texted to complain once more about the sound of organizing, but we were ready for him. HEHEHEHEEHEHE! He texted to complain, and we texted right back with the happy news that we now have a SPECIFIC location for him! That kitten is loitering around a bridal store! He probably thought we would never think to look for him near fabric, but he was given away. And he is located on the bus line too, and just a short hop away from the teddy adoption center. We think we might arrange for reinforcements, and then take a little bus ride to recapture that kitten very, very soon.
Monday, November 11, 2013
More complaints from Brother today. This time he's been texting us, saying he hears organizing going on. We are not sure what he thinks organizing sounds like, and it's the grandhuman doing the organizing so he should take his complaints up with her, anyway. Okay, it is our quilt stuff she's organizing, but still, since she is doing the work, all complaints must go through her.
Sunday, November 10, 2013
We just realized that the potential winter weather is scheduled for Wednesday, and the human has a doctor's appointment on Tuesday. That would make it possible for Brother to be recaptured in plenty of time for the polar bears to grab him, and make him move into their den for warmth before the bad weather gets here. And they have the nicest NET for kitten catching purposes too. We wonder if Brother has heard about that yet?
Saturday, November 9, 2013
We hopped to the Presbunterian church sale again today, and once more we're being bombarded with texts. Really, we only got four more yards of fabric, and backing for a quilt. What's wrong with that? And we were going to get something for Brother, but can we help it if the grandhuman vetoed the cat perch? Are four yards of fabric and backing, plus not picking up a perch enough to justify two hundred texts so far?
Friday, November 8, 2013
The local Presbunterian church was having a sale today that we hopped to, and got four yards of fabric at such a wonderful price. Then we visited another sale, where we found a bit more fabric, featuring our mouse brother's large cousin, and a magazine devoted to items for teddies. Needless to say, we have been getting texts from Brother all day, with dire threats, and demands we put the magazine down, and drop the new packet of pins we bought too. Are threats sent over a text in violation of some law? We feel certain they are.
Thursday, November 7, 2013
The weatherman is being his usual, evil self, and amused himself calling for winter weather starting Wednesday. Needless to say, our polar bear sisters freaked, and are up in arms, demanding the cat be recaptured at once so he can be forced into their den for added warmth. Brother has apparently heard the weatherman's report too, because he has been texting us, insisting that he can't be forced to move in this cold weather. Well, we'll just see about that! He has had plenty of time to get himself back here, and he has delayed and delayed. He will just have to deal with the cold now!
Wednesday, November 6, 2013
The grandhuman took the car in today, and after a day of work, they have decided it needs a new gas tank. We are very suspicious of this. Either those humans at the last, incompetent repair shop damaged something, which is likely with their high degree of stupidity and evil, or Brother arranged some sabotage, as without a car, his recapture will be highly difficult. Brother or the evil repairpeople. We're not sure who is more likely to be guilty.
Tuesday, November 5, 2013
It's really too bad cats don't feel guilt, for Brother should certainly be feeling bad today. Poor human. First the car acted up today so we didn't get to visit cousins and sell books like we were hoping, and then this evening our poor human got sad and started sobbing over Brother once more. It's her birthday and she was in tears over that fugitive cat! We swear, we are going to start working on little chains for his paws for when we recapture him. Making our poor human cry on her birthday. He ought to be ASHAMED!
Monday, November 4, 2013
Hmmm, Brother might be in trouble. The human just used an old remedy the chiropractor gave her to cure something, and now she is thinking she possibly needs to trot down to see him and get a fresh bottle to treat a few more things. And if she goes to the doctor, Brother could be easily dropped off and RECAPTURED! Poor human was feeling sad about not having him here. Well, maybe we could correct that very very soon, sooner than Brother anticipated our trying!
Sunday, November 3, 2013
The human's birthday is Tuesday, and we're already getting texts from Brother demanding to know what she has planned. Honestly, he abandoned us! Why in the world doesn't he get that if he deserts, then he has absolutely no right to object to any of the human's possible birthday plans? He ought to be ashamed of himself, and there is nothing wrong with the human holding a birthday celebration in an archive, or meeting a few cousins, anyway!
Saturday, November 2, 2013
We have decided that the car must be bugged too. It is the only explanation for what happened today. We went out with the human to visit a few churches who were having events, and what do you know but we ran into the nicest cow, and two lovely bears as well. As soon as they hopped in the car, though, the phone went wild with texts from Brother, demanding to know why he was hearing more people getting into the car than had left it, and had we dared to allow more siblings in. And then he demanded to know why he was hearing the rustling of packages being stowed, and what had we bought. We found lovely, lovely clothes, that's what, and Brother has no call to complain about them, or about the new siblings after how he has deserted us. And really, bugging the car too. We are sure that is illegal! Anyway, with the giant polar bear who moved in a few days ago, we are now up to 790 siblings!
Friday, November 1, 2013
We have tried and tried to get hold of the poor person who is currently living with Brother, but we can't seem to reach her on the phone. Do you think Brother has HIDDEN the phone away so she can't get our calls and arrange to return him to custody? We really wouldn't put it past him. That awful, awful sneak. Who is he to think he can dodge such nice bunnies indefinitely? He is going to ruin our human's planned birthday celebration next week if he keeps this hiding up!