Today's Shrieks

Sorry for the noise today.  You would think Brother would take a day off from shouting about us, wouldn't you?  We took a little trip to the country this afternoon and then purchased some more fabric for clothing.  And as a result of the ensuing texts demanding we get home at once and stay away from the fabric department the phone battery went down once again.  He's ran it down twice in as many days!  Is that some sort of record, running down a phone multiple times due to harassing texts to innocent rabbits?

More Complaints about the TV Bunny

We're still getting complaints about that nice bunny on the TV show.  How long is Brother going to keep bringing that up?  Now he's complaining about the clothing the bunny is wearing, and demanding to know if this is part of some sort of plot to convince humans that bunnies need little outfits and little shoes and who knows how many little accessories.  He also believes this bunny is somewhere on our family tree.  Hmmmm.  That sounds paranoid to us.  Do you think we could use such paranoid thinking to get Brother locked up?  At least then maybe he wouldn't be able to harass us nearly as much!

Tonight's TV Complaints

We don't know why whichever human is stuck with Brother keeps allowing him access to the television remote.  Can they really enjoy an hour of television accompanied by such loud kitty complaints?  We're sure it takes away from the show tremendously.  We know the texts we keep getting bombarded with are sure hampering our TV viewing.  The nicest bunny was on tonight, and needless to say, Brother sent a pile of texts, complaining about the rabbit, the number of lines he had, and the continuing absence of the show's cat.  Really, the show is based on Alice in Wonderland.  Isn't there a mention of a rabbit hole in the title of that book?  Why is he so shocked to see a bunny on the screen?

He Has It

Brother has the phone again.  Maybe the human who is stuck with him doesn't like talking, that's the only reason we can figure for her letting him take over the phone so much.  We got texts complaining about hearing more checking of lists.  We are helping the HUMAN!  Does Brother not want us to help our human out?  She has an awful lot of people on her lists.  Without us, she could be tied up for days with checking!

Brother's Location

Brother texted to complain once more about the sound of organizing, but we were ready for him.  HEHEHEHEEHEHE!  He texted to complain, and we texted right back with the happy news that we now have a SPECIFIC location for him!  That kitten is loitering around a bridal store!  He probably thought we would never think to look for him near fabric, but he was given away.  And he is located on the bus line too, and just a short hop away from the teddy adoption center.  We think we might arrange for reinforcements, and then take a little bus ride to recapture that kitten very, very soon.

Presbunterians Again

We hopped to the Presbunterian church sale again today, and once more we're being bombarded with texts.  Really, we only got four more yards of fabric, and backing for a quilt.  What's wrong with that?  And we were going to get something for Brother, but can we help it if the grandhuman vetoed the cat perch?  Are four yards of fabric and backing, plus not picking up a perch enough to justify two hundred texts so far?

Today's Shopping

The local Presbunterian church was having a sale today that we hopped to, and got four yards of fabric at such a wonderful price.  Then we visited another sale, where we found a bit more fabric, featuring our mouse brother's large cousin, and a magazine devoted to items for teddies.  Needless to say, we have been getting texts from Brother all day, with dire threats, and demands we put the magazine down, and drop the new packet of pins we bought too.  Are threats sent over a text in violation of some law?  We feel certain they are.

Texts and Math

We have been almost buried under texts today.  We finally found a quick, simple way to measure and mark curved seams while drawing out a pattern with ruler, compass and protractor.  We had barely even spun the compass a few times before the texts started popping up, with Brother demanding to know what we were up to, and threatening to hold the field of geometry accountable for encouraging us.  Do you think we ought to warn a math teacher to keep an eye out for kittens?  Brother seems rather upset with higher mathematics, although we don't know why.  Bunnies are excellent at math.  He should know this.  Surely he doesn't expect us to no use one of our favorite things!  Off to play with the compass and design a bit more!

Thread Box

We found the nicest box to hold all of our cones of thread today.  It's very big, with a little handle on the top for ease of carrying, and we were able to fit over fifty cones in.  It was on sale, too, which was lovely.  Of course, Brother promptly sent a text, saying he could hear us boxing things, and to stop at once.  We don't understand why the human who is stuck with him hasn't dropped him off.  Unless, do you suppose he's hiding the phone bill so the poor human doesn't know what he is up to?

The Country

We're hoping to take a little ride to the country tomorrow.  Who knows, by the time we return, Brother might have been dropped off.  We're certain the human who is stuck with him isn't happy about his antics today.  We found the nicest pattern for a human purse we are sure would sell well, and would be a snap to put together.  You should have seen the texts we got over that.  Really, we don't know what in the world Brother has against our earning money.  If he had his way, we swear we would be impoverished forever.  And then there were the texts when we picked up fabric for quilt sashing and for a purse sample.  We're surprised they didn't try to throw us out of Walmart for the noise from that.  And now he is texting to complain we are helping our human earn more book certificates once more.  We doubt he has put the phone down all day, and surely the human who he is currently dwelling with has about had enough.  We think we'll leave a basket on the doorstep, to make dropping him off easier.  We can put a bell on it, so the bunnies who stay home can drag him inside once he is deposited.

Today's Report

We thought today would be quiet on the Brother front.  The humans snoozed most of the day so we didn't get to go out.  We didn't even get to do stitching or cutting.  We were sure that meant no texts, but oh, no.  We have been getting bothered all day by messages from Brother, saying we are too quiet, and what are we up to.  Really, will nothing satisfy that cat?

Today's Shopping and Sewing

We're surprised that phone Brother is using is still capable of sending texts after the bundle he zapped off today.  First we got a message bright and early this morning, when the repairman showed up to fix the washer.  Brother seemed to have the impression that this repairman was there for something sewing related, and demanded he be evicted at once.  REALLY!  He knows we don't prewash our fabric, so we don't know what he thinks the washer repairman could have been doing for us.  After that batch of texts, we hopped to the store and wouldn't you know it, we found the nicest new ruler.  We don't know how, but that resulted in even more messages saying that he could hear us measuring!  How can you hear measuring?  And then there were the messages objecting to page flipping as we read a new stitching magazine, and we're just bracing ourselves for a ton of messages once Brother learns that we have found a new way to whip through a quilt four times as fast.  That cat needs serious therapy.

Expected Screams

We're expecting many annoying screams and texts shortly.  Really, we probably should have bought a bag of stuffing when we were at the store earlier for ear protection purposes.  Brother has been up in arms all day.  We hopped to lunch with the human, and naturally Brother had to send multiple texts demanding we return home right away.  We swear, if it was up to him, we would be poked in a burrow and never allowed out.  Anyway, we really did go out to eat, and the salad bar was lovely, but afterwards, the humans went to the store, and, well, we did find a couple of battings we had to have and a bit of fabric.  Was that so wrong?  We're surprised Brother didn't break the phone texting to complain about that, and we're sure he's going to pitch a fit shortly when he hears the snipping of scissors.  That cat needs serious therapy.

Clothing Material

At least the grandhuman talking on the cell phone to various relations is cutting down on the amount of time we are tormented by texts from Brother is all we can say.  That is one plus.  But then he made up for not being able to get through by an enormous text dump complaining that he heard a couple of us hop out despite the rain this morning, and then he heard us hopping in again carrying large sacks, and why was he hearing the sounds of fabric unfolding and then pages flipping?  Well, we got a lovely pile of material to cut up to make little clothes for a start and then two sewing books with lovely quilt ideas.  And for the best price too, two dollars and twenty cents for the lot!  We were very pleased, but now Brother is sending text after text demanding to know what were are up to, and insisting we stop at once because he is sure whatever we are doing, it is annoying and troublesome.  Really, we're halfway tempted to turn the phone off.  Let him not be able to get through to bother us for awhile and see how he takes that.

Peace!

Finally, it is peaceful down here, thanks to the constant texts running down the battery on the cell phone.  We bet it never occurred to Brother that eventually the battery would go if he didn't stop sending so many messages.  So now until the human does something about the battery, we are safe from harassing messages!  So nice, and the battery went down just in time to stop Brother from ruining our library visit too!

Phone Bills

When do phone bills usually arrive?  Because we're figuring that Brother will announce his eagerness to return home at right around the time the human who is currently stuck with him gets her phone bill.  We hate to think of how high that thing is.  We hopped out for breakfast this morning, and of course we got harassed with texts demanding to know what we were up to.  We were thinking of hopping to the library tomorrow but we're not sure how to sneak past Brother's bugs.  We're sure the librarians would be very annoyed to have texts constantly coming in in their establishment.  Perhaps we could put little slippers on our paws to muffle to sound of our steps.  That might fool him.

Today's Complaints

Brother continues to send annoying texts.  Today it was first a text demanding to know why a couple of us had hopped out the door and insisting that we return right away, and then there was a complaint that he was hearing page flipping, and had we been to the library.  We're starting to wonder if he has cameras rigged along with those bugs.  Doesn't that violate some sort of law, installing cameras and bugs to harass your innocent siblings?  Anyway, we had been to the library and got three lovely quilt books full of ideas.  We have another batch that is on the way, and that we can hopefully pick up over the weekend, and really, Brother has no right to complain!  We are allowed to read!

If He Breaks It

If Brother breaks the phone, he is paying for its repair, and we hope he knows how much that cost the last time it developed an issue.  It's been one constant text it feels like today, so bad that we have had to assign a bunny to permanent phone duty so at least some of us could accomplish something.  We drew up two more patterns today, and of course he was sending messages the entire time demanding we put down our pencils, paper, crayons and scissors right away.  Really, why does Brother want us to be poor?

Phone Damage

We think the phone might have finally suffered damage from all of the text messages Brother keeps sending.  There was barely a pause today with him complaining that he heard the snipping of paper and then the snipping of fabric, and finally the poking of pins.  How can he hear pin poking?  Anyway, he demanded to know if we were designing something.  Well, the answer to that is YES!  We just designed the cutest bunny pattern, and have the square for the sample all cut out, and ready for stitching.  And more important, we have it almost ready for selling and teaching!  We are going to encourage the construction of bunny merchandise by others!  And this is just our first bunny quilt attempt.  We have loads more ideas, that we just need to sketch out, snip and stitch!  Maybe we ought to turn the phone off before we begin cutting, though.  Would that protect it from damage from constant texting?

Brother Update

The human limped to the doctor today, to treat the agony her doctor visit yesterday caused.  Do you think we should be suspicious of some sort of medical conspiracy?  Anyway, the human's doctor mentioned those kittens are getting into everything.  We can only hope his daughter has not checked her cell bill yet, and doesn't know specifics about the everything Brother is getting into.  We must have gotten over 200 texts so far.  Doesn't Brother have better things like packing to do instead of harassing us?  If we could just find those bugs he has hidden around the house.  It is getting most annoying.