Presbunterians Again

We hopped to the Presbunterian church sale again today, and once more we're being bombarded with texts.  Really, we only got four more yards of fabric, and backing for a quilt.  What's wrong with that?  And we were going to get something for Brother, but can we help it if the grandhuman vetoed the cat perch?  Are four yards of fabric and backing, plus not picking up a perch enough to justify two hundred texts so far?