Friday, January 31, 2014
Brother's playpen is here. Oh, it's so CUTE! It folds up into the nicest, smallest shape to make travel easy and it even has a little top to make sure the kitty can't escape! The ones for infant humans aren't that good! Now if we can just get Brother to poke him in it. That thing is going to be perfect as his new little home, and for traveling too, and we have a ton of places we would like to travel to!
Thursday, January 30, 2014
Brother will be so pleased to learn that we have bought a little playpen for him, like the poke infant humans in. We saw it in a catalogue and thought it would be lovely. When we go to the country cottage now, he can sit out in the porch in that, and there will be no worries about him going anywhere. Not that he was big on the outdoors, and trotting anywhere he didn't have to on his own four paws anyway, but it will make the humans feel safer. Really, there are so many things for infant humans that would work for Brother too. We're now thinking of buying a litter genie pail, also to make travel easier. Wouldn't that embarrass Brother if any other kitties found out?
Tuesday, January 28, 2014
Several inches of snow are on the ground, and the house is freezing. Just wonderful. How are we ever going to recapture that kitten in weather like this? We are beginning to feel sure that he is practicing snow dances, to try to keep us from hunting him down!
Monday, January 27, 2014
The library just made the biggest mistake of their lives. Those poor, poor people. We hope they have lots of insurance that will cover this dozy of a mistake. They just posted about a giant event featuring tons and tons of cake on their website. Betsy already has out her cake fork, and is checking her supplies of sacks while maps of the location that will be hosting this cake feast are downloaded. Those poor, poor people. They're doomed!
Sunday, January 26, 2014
We can't believe this, and we are so suspicious of the timing. The breaker box, powering the house just tripped, causing half the outlets to lose power, specifically, the outlets providing power to the space heaters keeping us warm! The neighbor was able to fix it, but now we are very nervous. Snow is due tomorrow, and what if this happens again? We wonder if we ought to flee to a hotel to be on the safe side tonight? Brother must have something to do with this. We had his recapture all planned, possibly for tomorrow and now this. He should be ashamed of himself! Trying to freeze innocent bunnies!
Saturday, January 25, 2014
We hope the kitty screams didn't alarm anyone. We arranged for a chipmunk and a smurf to move in today, and Brother doesn't seem to be happy. We had no more than made their travel arrangements, when he texted us, demanding that we cancel their flight right away! That kitty isn't living here at the moment. We don't know why he thinks he has the right to declare who should and should not be allowed to move in when he isn't a resident himself!
Friday, January 24, 2014
We were hard at work, getting the human more books, when we saw the most interesting article! It appears that a group of bunnies are now employed at a cafe in Japan, helping out poor, stressed out humans! And even better, these rabbits have led a batch of cats away from a life of sloth and laziness, and onto the path of virtue and work, with the felines going to work in a cafe next door! Let's hear it for these paragons of bunny virtue and their newly converted feline friends! Maybe we should ask our leader the Easter Bunny to declare these industrious cats honorary BUNNIES!
Thursday, January 23, 2014
We're getting text messages like crazy from Brother, complaining about all of the book earning he is hearing, and how if we don't stop at once, he will turn us in to the authorities. We're not sure what authorities he suspects will be interested in this. We know our leader, the Easter Bunny, highly encourages this sort of thing, and we're sure Santa does too, to save sleigh space. And, to make matters worse, that cat is refusing to tell us where he stashed the brown yarn so we can get to work making hats for our outdoor bunny friends!
Wednesday, January 22, 2014
We just realized that the brown balls of yarn are missing! We were looking for them so we could knit hats for our outdoor bunny friends, so they could keep their ears nice and warm. The brown color would match their fur nicely, and would be all snuggly warm for them. But the balls of yarn have vanished! Do you think Brother could have suspected we might need them for something, and he hid them to prevent our using them? We wouldn't put it past him.
Tuesday, January 21, 2014
It just occurred to us that when Brother is finally recaptured, he might try to reclaim his balls of yarn. We don't know why he thinks he needs them. All he did is bat them around, he never tried to do anything useful with the yarn. Anyway, to be on the safe side, weren't working on a bit of knitting to make bunny items before Brother can stop us. Here's hoping he can't here the unwinding of thread!
Monday, January 20, 2014
We've nearly earned another 25 dollar book certificate for the human, we are happy to report. Needless to say, Brother isn't happy at all, and he has been texting like crazy, demanding we cease all book earning activities at once. Really, what does he have against our helping our human out? Is he afraid that the human might start seeing the benefits of bunnies, and might ask another one to move in? We think that ship sailed LONG ago!
Sunday, January 19, 2014
We keep finding out about more crime on the internet. Now we have learned that someone has organized a group of MONKEYS into a criminal gang! Someone has led poor, innocent monkeys into a life of crime, and we are very suspicious that Betsy and her criminal relations know something about this. When we spotted the video about these monkeys Betsy happened to be passing while we were viewing, and we didn't like the way she chuckled at all. Corrupting monkeys! We ought to turn that bear in to the LAW!
Saturday, January 18, 2014
We were helping the human earn more free books, only to stumble on the most frightening news. Some poor country plans to unleash a fleet of robot BEARS to assist the elderly! What did the elderly ever do to them, to deserve such a punishment? Betsy Bear has been talking lately about hacking, we are alarmed to note. We thought she was planning to hack into a few hives, with a hatchet, to relieve bees of their honey, but now we fear she is plotting to take control of these bears and convert them for her criminal purposes. Those poor, elderly people! They are DOOMED!
Friday, January 17, 2014
Rotten Brother. It's been a year today since he abandoned us. Really, he ought to be ashamed of himself. We have had to use the hair dryer for our poor, wet fur. Do you know how damaging such heat is to soft, silky fur. Brother will be working forever to earn the money for our visit to a fur stylist once we recapture him, is all we can say. We're slightly optimistic we will get to go and hunt down that rat tomorrow. We just hope he doesn't get suspicious and try his paws at that snow dance once more to prevent his recapture.
Thursday, January 16, 2014
No kitten today, and the human spend the day in tears as a result. We don't want to think about what tomorrow, the anniversary of Brother's desertion, will be like. We feel slightly damp just imagining it. He ought to be ashamed of himself, and when we catch him, we are putting him to work, to earn the money to have our fur cleaned and styled after the tear damage!
Wednesday, January 15, 2014
Due to the grandhuman having to rush the car off for repairs this morning, we weren't able to go on our scheduled kitten hunt today, and now we are very, very worried. The one year anniversary of Brother's desertion is coming up on Friday, and the human is going to be totally crushed if she doesn't have him back by then. And recapturing him doesn't look good, at least recapturing him before Friday doesn't look good. We are going to end up with our poor fur SOAKED! Do you think we might have time to purchase raincoats and hats to try to protect ourselves?
Tuesday, January 14, 2014
We purchased a cell to poke Brother in, for when we recapture him, so he can be drug back home without exposing us to those claws of his. We were wanting to get little chains for his paws too, but we weren't sure what size of cuffs he would need. Hopefully we will find out tomorrow, though, if the snow that one of the human's relations mentioned doesn't hit before we can go trotting out to drag the fugitive kitty back.
Monday, January 13, 2014
We are absolutely sure that awful kitty is hiding up in the country, and he is going to be so sorry that he ever thought of ducking up there to try to keep us from recapturing him. His hiding place has made the human think of the country cottage, and how much fun it would be to go up there, and snuggle up in the big, old iron bed she has there, where she can read for hours and hours, or lounge in the living room and watch the lake. And she's thinking of how much easier the cottage would be to keep warm, since it's small, too. Won't brother be so pleased when we catch him. He might be drug away to live in the country FOREVER!
Sunday, January 12, 2014
Brother has been sending us paranoid texts ever since the human's spotting of those cute baby bunnies. He keeps demanding to know why he is hearing her talking about adorable ears, and such soft fur, and such sweet eyes. We wonder how paranoid over the situation we should let him get before giving him the happy news that he might be about to replaced by a BUNNY? The human really did like them, and bunnies would be so much more loyal. We think we will show her a few more cute rabbit pictures, and maybe she will be convinced for sure.
Saturday, January 11, 2014
Brother is not going to be happy when he learns of this, but we don't care. He so deserves this. The human dropped by a store today, and spotted five of the nicest baby bunnies! She looked at them for the longest time, admiring their long ears, and their soft looking fur and how small and sweet they looked. We think she might be seriously interested in inviting one to move in. Oh, we can't wait for Brother to find out that the human might be seriously looking at replacing him with a BUNNY!
Friday, January 10, 2014
On top of the ill relation's husband, now the humans have ran into car trouble. They discovered this morning that something was wrong with the brakes and a wheel! What in the world is going on? Has Brother found some sort of way to fill our house will bad luck to prevent his recapture?
Thursday, January 9, 2014
It looks like recapturing Brother might have been delayed once more. One of the human's relations' spouses has taken ill, and it looks like the humans might be forced to rush off to offer comfort instead of hurrying to the country to recapture Brother. Maybe we could email the place we suspect Brother is hiding at, and see if we could put a deposit down on him, to get him held captive until we can get up there to collect him?
Wednesday, January 8, 2014
It's still cold, but we decided to email the humans being punished with Brother to see if they will poke a layaway sign on him, until we can get up there and collect him. Won't he just love that, being marked as captured? Well, it serves him right, after all of the trouble he has caused, is all that we can say.
Tuesday, January 7, 2014
It is still cold, snowy and icy here, and we are sure that cat is to blame. Just wait until we get our paws on him! We are having to search for earmuffs now! do you know how hard it is to find earmuffs to fit big bunny ears?
Monday, January 6, 2014
There is snow and ice on the ground, with more on the way. And naturally, this means we can't get out, and can't recapture Brother until the weather improves. We are highly suspicious of this. Snow and ice. Even the poor humans being punished with Brother are stuck at home, unable to poke a layaway sign on Brother due to the weather. How in the world did he find information on a snow dance?
Sunday, January 5, 2014
We are scheduled to get ice tomorrow. We wonder if we should suspect Brother of some involvement in this. As long as there is ice, we won't be able to get out and recapture him, after all. Are there such things as ice dances?
Saturday, January 4, 2014
Brother escaped yet again. Rotten, rotten kitten. He should be so ashamed. The human did call and leave a message about collecting him, but now we're a bit concerned. What if he hears it, and figures out we're on to his hiding place?
Friday, January 3, 2014
We are hoping to go hunting for that troublesome kitten tomorrow. The only possible issue is the grandhuman. It seems like she has developed some issue where she doesn't want to sit foot out of the house if it is the least bit cold. We think she might have been spending too much time with the polar bears. We don't know what we will do if she shows this polar bear like attitude again tomorrow. That kitten needs recaptured, and our fur doesn't need another soaking!
Thursday, January 2, 2014
Well, our plans to make Brother paranoid seem to be working, but now the human is complaining about stabbing pains in her leg again. Apparently instead of getting himself back here, that kitten has gotten his paws on his voodoo doll again. What sort of establishment lets kittens play with voodoo dolls?
Wednesday, January 1, 2014
We didn't get to recapture Brother today, so we have decided to settle for making him paranoid. We have been poking book after book in front of the human for reading purposes, and we have been sure to make ourselves very helpful with earning book certificates and other things as well. The human is definitely starting to see how nice bunnies are, and has been looking at pictures of bunnies looking for new lodgings quite attentively. Needless to say, we have been getting texts from Brother demanding to know what we are up to, and why he has been hearing so much reading, and tapping at the computer, and then comments on such nice, long, silky ears. We have amused ourselves just laughing at every text. We think Brother's paranoia will hit new heights soon. We can only hope it gets him to get himself back here where he belongs!