Weather Today

There is snow and ice on the ground, with more on the way.  And naturally, this means we can't get out, and can't recapture Brother until the weather improves.  We are highly suspicious of this.  Snow and ice.  Even the poor humans being punished with Brother are stuck at home, unable to poke a layaway sign on Brother due to the weather.  How in the world did he find information on a snow dance?