Friday, November 30, 2012

Watching for the Squirrel

The squirrel isn't here yet. Apparently the bus he's traveling here on with the dragon is taking the scenic route, which is fine with me. I hope it takes time to see plenty of scenery so that I am spared this squirrel's presence for a good while. I can't believe the bunnies agreed to let a squirrel that big move in. Fifteen inches plus tail! Squirrels have absolutely no business growing that large! I am sure that only trouble will result from such a big squirrel being allowed into this house, and who is going to have to put up with the trouble? Me, that is who! The squirrel will help the bunnies with their gardening for sure, and I know at his size he will be able to plant huge numbers of seed, more seed than that squirrel next door by far, which bodes ill for our neighbor. And if he likes climbing family trees, which I am afraid he might.... We are all doomed!

Thursday, November 29, 2012

Stingray Shopping

The stingray has wobbled out with the human for the last couple of days, claiming he needed to go shopping, and I am suspicious. What is he shopping for, that's what I want to know. I'm sure it isn't for anything good. None of my siblings ever shop for anything good. They just get stuff that annoys me and complicates my life. I'm sure the stingray is no different. Now I have to go check every sack in this house to see what trouble he has lagged in in a bag perched on his barbed tail.

Wednesday, November 28, 2012

Squirrel Alert

We are on alert for a call from the bus station here. The bunnies are eagerly awaiting news of the arrival of their new giant squirrel buddy. I still can't believe a squirrel got that big. I don't want to imagine the size of nuts he must eat. Probably they are nuts from that horrible family tree. ACK! I just had an awful notion! What if this squirrel is into genealogy and climbing family trees? I have to bar the door at once before he can get in!

Tuesday, November 27, 2012

The Squirrel

The more I think of that squirrel, who is on his way here on a bus at this very moment, the more nervous I am. I hear he is fifteen inches, not including his tail, which makes him a true giant among squirrels. Nothing good can result from a squirrel being that big. His short cousins are troublesome enough, with how they are obsessed with planting seeds. This giant squirrel is sure to be worse, and did you know squirrels are religious? This squirrel will be big enough to drag me off to church, and what if he selects a religious institution just waiting to provide me with more siblings? Churches seem to love doing that, you know. Or what if he drags me to one that practices baptism? I don't want to be dunked!

Monday, November 26, 2012


The bunnies just made arrangements for more siblings to move in. They're being put onto their flight to our dwelling even as we speak, and I'm not sure how I should feel about this. If I can keep the dragon away from his dinosaur cousins, he might be a good sibling, but then there is the squirrel the bunnies decided to allow to move in as well. Isn't it bad enough that they're BFF with the squirrel who lives in our neighbor's tree? Now they will have a squirrel living here, and he's a giant one too, so he's sure to be able to plant lots and lots of SEED!

Sunday, November 25, 2012

Finally Happened

It finally happened. Oh, it is truly terrible! The human finally purchased a bus ticket! Sniff, sniff, sniff. She got such a good deal on in, a round trip down to that horrible archive to look up her terrible relations. And she's already so pleased about the deal she got that she's thinking of buying more tickets, to more alarming places. And the bunnies say that I can have a seat on the bus too, a seat that will be shared with THEM! And they say they will share their snacks, carrots, celery and broccoli, the entire trip! The bus company must be punished for this, and especially if they sell tickets for rabbits!

Saturday, November 24, 2012

It was Awful

Sorry I haven't posted for the last couple of days. I was hiding with the turkeys and their internet connection was a bit spotty. I just wanted to let you know that the shopping fest was a true disaster. The bunnies lagged home a car loaded full of sacks of goodies. So, so many sacks. They covered my table, which should be a crime. And as if those items that are intended as gifts for human relations, that will surely lure them into attending reunions, and encouraging that awful tree, weren't bad enough, the bunnies found a pile of merchandise for the country. They lagged home two giant sacks full of pillows to rest their big ears on so now they will be wanting to hop up there to drip the pillows off. And the shopping might have just begun!

Wednesday, November 21, 2012

24 Hours

Twenty-four hours until the disaster and ruination of commercial retail strikes. The bunnies are seriously stretching now, in ways even I as a cat and expert stretcher find alarming as part of their warm-up effort. I hope all of the stores doubled their insurance is all that I can say. As for me, I will be spending this nightmare safely hidden with my turkey renters, far away from any blame for shoppers scattered by racing rabbits.

Tuesday, November 20, 2012

Posting Oddity

I'm very sorry for what happened yesterday, with my blog entry appearing multiple times, although frankly it might have been for the best it was duplicated. With the threat of the bunnies taking over the human's shopping list, I'm sure that everyone is in terrible danger. They're even looking, trying to find store maps, so they can plan out their shopping route. I don't like the way they keep bouncing around either, doing various stretches, claiming they are warming up for the big day. I can see those poor stores now, with the bunnies racing about. Other patrons are sure to scatter like leaves and have to dive into the midst of display racks to dodge them!

Monday, November 19, 2012

Horrible News! Look Yourselves Away Now!

Dreadful news! The human is ill with a sinus infection. and like the other times she's taken sick, I fear that the bunnies will offer to assist her with things until she is better. Unfortunately, this assistance could mean that the bunnies will be offering to shop for the human come sale time in a few days. Those poor, poor stores. They will never survive if all of the bunnies are turned loose in their business!

Horrible News! Look Yourselves Away Now!

Dreadful news! The human is ill with a sinus infection. and like the other times she's taken sick, I fear that the bunnies will offer to assist her with things until she is better. Unfortunately, this assistance could mean that the bunnies will be offering to shop for the human come sale time in a few days. Those poor, poor stores. They will never survive if all of the bunnies are turned loose in their business!

Horrible News! Look Yourselves Away Now!

Dreadful news! The human is ill with a sinus infection. and like the other times she's taken sick, I fear that the bunnies will offer to assist her with things until she is better. Unfortunately, this assistance could mean that the bunnies will be offering to shop for the human come sale time in a few days. Those poor, poor stores. They will never survive if all of the bunnies are turned loose in their business!

Sunday, November 18, 2012

Sale Countdown

Only a few more days until all of those horrible awful sales start. I hope everyone is prepared with strong locks for your homes because the stores will be insane. The bunnies have been spending serious time aiding the human with her shopping list, which makes me think that the bunnies will be offering to hop along to help. I guess it wouldn't be too bad if they would just follow the human's list, and grab stacks of towels for gifting, but I fear they intend to all merchandise to gift to their fellow rabbits to the pile as well. And do you know what is on every rabbit's wish list? SEED! They will be seed shopping! Like I said, it will be crazy, and when you add the polar bears rushing to grab yarn, well, I wouldn't want to visit a store this week, and I hope those poor clerks all have their wills ready.

Saturday, November 17, 2012

Bus is Evil

The bus company is evil, and I swear I will see them punished for this. The human was playing around on their website, and she found a wonderful deal, offering trips to that horrible national archive and their neighbor, the Department of Rabbitculture, for a dollar! A DOLLAR! The bunnies could catch this bus for a dollar, and return with giant sacks full of seed from that horrible place, and then there's what the human might return with to grow that awful tree of hers. I have to block that site!

Friday, November 16, 2012

The Bus

I don't like the way the human keeps looking at bus information at all. I'm sure that's another disaster in the making. Not only is she thinking of taking the bus in search of relations, but she's wanting to head for the birthplace of the bears, too. And you know if she goes there, all of the bears will want to go along, and they will try to drag me with them! It is a good eight hours to the bears' birthplace! Eight hours on a bus with my 742 siblings! Doesn't that violate some rule against cruel and infeline punishment? I really must find a way to block the human from visiting the buss site.

Thursday, November 15, 2012


I found the human's working list for Christmas. About the only good thing on it is that I don't see anyone with particularly bunny like names so far, but then it's only a working list. Perhaps the bunnies will be adding all of their bunny friends later. I know they're wanting to get something for that rabbit who installed his burrow in our backyard without permission. Really, that will only encourage him to continue his residency here if he's given a present, and probably a sock to hang up for Santa too, but the bunnies are going to insist, I just know it. I really am worried about that list of the human's though. There are a lot of names on it, and you know while she's shopping for all of those people, the bunnies are going to be on the loose, getting into who knows what in the name of helping!

Wednesday, November 14, 2012

Polar Bear Video

Hello, it's Annann Polar Bear here, to share some important polar bear news. That nice soda company has a video out on the wonders of polar bears. We're sure you will love watching it here. And for every person who views this film, the soda company will donate a dollar to helping the polar bears up in Alaska expand their property holdings. Our polar bear cousins hope to have a giant portion of the state in their control soon, and you can help by viewing this wonderful video, so click now!

Bunny Lists

I wonder how worried I should be? The bunnies have offered to help the human with making her shopping lists for the holidays. Now if they were just making lists of the relations the human has to give presents to, I suppose that would be okay, but now I very much fear that this list will include information on possible presents. You know that those bunnies are going to suggest gifts that will require trips to the food co-op and the seed store, too, places where they can gather their kinds of merchandise, while the human shops! And what if they add some of their little bunny friends to the shopping list? So many seed purchases should be illegal!

Tuesday, November 13, 2012

Today's Horror

The human went to the doctor today, and for some reason, as a result of this visit, she had to stop by the health food store on the way home. As you might know, this place is infested with seed, and is a highly attractive business to bunnies. Oh, you won't believe what she found in there! As if the seed weren't bad enough, she happened to find beauty items that she thinks will make wonderful Christmas gifts, so she is talking about a return visit soon for holiday shopping! Do you know how long this shopping will take? And while she's checking her list twice, the bunnies will be in the seed aisle, filling their sacks with our neighbors' doom come spring!

Monday, November 12, 2012

Thanksgiving Sales

The human just stumbled on a web page with info on the sales they have the day after Thanksgiving, that she plans to insist on attending. I suggest you all plan to spend this day locked in your houses now, because all I can see is a giant disaster looming. You won't believe this, but a store is foolishly planning to sell YARN! Yarn just perfect for making sweaters and mittens. The polar bears are looking for sacks now, to use to visit this sale and collect all of the yarn for their polar bear warmth. Anyone there is sure to be trampled by bears on the loose. And that's just the first danger this sale poses!

Sunday, November 11, 2012

The Evils of the Bus

While the human was looking at the bus schedule, and thinking of paying a visit to that horrible archive, she found something that has frightened me even more. It seems that the bus company is expanding their routes, and now offer trips out to Oklahoma, where multiple branches of that human's terrible, nightmarish tree are located. So now she's thinking about a trip, and I don't like the way she keeps talking about needing travel companions. I think she's wanting someone besides the bears to travel with her, someone like ME!

Saturday, November 10, 2012


The bunnies are wanting to get a mailbox. Does this sound alarming to you? The humans already have a mailbox, hanging outside the house by the woodpile, but the bunnies want a mailbox of their own. What sort of mail are they expecting that they don't want to go into the human's box? An important package from the department of rabbitculture, perhaps? And why are all of the mailboxes they are looking into purchasing listed as JUMBO SIZE? Jumbo is an elephant! Are they expecting a rush order of peanut seeds to feed a potential elephant sibling?

Friday, November 9, 2012

Adoption Season

The animal holiday adoption season has started, and my siblings are happily browsing online, looking for new siblings for me. So many potential siblings. Right now they seem especially fond of these.

I'm sure I'm not going to escape this year without a new sibling or ten, so which one would you pick if you had to?

Thursday, November 8, 2012


The human let the stingray wobble out to the store, along with one of the bunnies this afternoon. I don't know why in the world she allowed such a thing, and I am very nervous about the things the stingray had with him when he came back, more supplies for fixing the pool! Just wonderful. Another sibling who is obsessed with swimming. It will be just my luck that he will decide that he wants to invite all of his stingray friends over for pool parties too, just like the bunnies and the penguins! We don't need the parties growing bigger!

Wednesday, November 7, 2012

Human's Plans

I wonder how I can work out the best hiding place, to protect myself from the fallout from the human's possible weekend plans. And to protect myself from nuts tumbling off that awful tree of hers, of course. She's talking about trying to meet up with a cousin, wherever place she goes. Meeting with relations never ends well. The tree will sprout more limbs for sure, and worse, the human might get more ideas for that horrible family reunion of hers, and more guests to invite. No, I don't see this weekend going well at all, and I must find a way to hide from it.

Tuesday, November 6, 2012

This Weekend

Today is even worse than yesterday. I heard the human talking a bit ago about going to the country, or possibly the mountains, over the weekend to celebrate her birthday. Basically, the weekend is going to be a nightmare if either of those two possible visits come to pass. I think I fear the mountains more, though. There are other bears up there for Betsy to rob, and I heard the bunnies mentioning getting library cards from the mountain libraries as well. I don't want to know the books Betsy would borrow if she had a card for up there. Probably an address book to make hunting down the mountain bears' dens easier. I anticipate a total disaster.

Monday, November 5, 2012

Birthday Report

I would like to announce that the human's birthday was a thing of true horror. I really don't know how an event could be much worse. The human did go to the country today, accompanied by the bunnies, the bears, my teddy cat sister who invited all of those siblings to move in on Friday, a tiger and a stingray. Oh, it was awful. First the human went by the archives and got the happy news that cousin James Edward is dead, and not only is he dead, but he had the nerve to leave a detailed obituary, with a long list of his survivors! Such a long, long list of survivors! Really, the nerve of this cousin, having twelve children and causing that awful tree to grow more! He should be ashamed! And then, oh, it is just horrible! The human went by two of the burrow libraries and got more cards! The bunnies even helped the stingray get a card! All of them have cards! And even worse, they're letting the bunnies recommend books for them to read, books that I am sure are focused on work or something equally nightmarish. Honestly, I don't know how a day could be much worse.

Sunday, November 4, 2012


My mouse siblings watched the show their large cousin is responsible for tonight and I am very alarmed by what they aired. Wasn't it bad enough that last week's program resulted in that Franken-storm as a promotional tool. Now this week they have created a show featuring a beanstalk! A GIANT BEANSTALK! The mouse is encouraging gardening now, probably as a reward for the bunnies who live at his park dancing up that promotional storm for him. Now all of my bunny siblings are all fired up, wanting the mice to write to their large cousin right away to get seeds to grow that beanstalk. The giant mouse sells seeds in his park. What if the giant bean seed is among them? I could awaken tomorrow to find a giant beanstalk in the backyard! And who will eat all of the beans such a thing would produce? That's what I want to know!

Saturday, November 3, 2012

Monday Horror Approaches

The human has a birthday scheduled for Monday, and I am terrified of her plans for celebrating the day. She has mentioned visits to archives and libraries, and then dropping in on a few cemeteries as part of her anticipated celebrations. It's sure to be a nightmare. I've seen the rabbits lounging on the human's bed, making birthday suggestions so I know trouble is coming. I wonder if I ought to plan to spend the day in bed now, to try to avoid the horror?

Friday, November 2, 2012

Friday Nightmare

The humans went out at around noon, and I let one of the rabbits, and one of my teddy cat sisters and her kitten go with them. The humans said they were going to get pizza and then to look for the dwelling of a potential roof repairman. I though that sounded safe enough. The bunny and the cats said they would read the map, and that they would be back in no time. Little did I know. Oh, little did I know the horrors! On the way back they happened upon a church having some sort of event, and who should be there but a sister of my teddy cat sibling, along with a host of her friends. Naturally, my human just had to invite them to move in with us. There were seven of them total, 2 cats, a leopard, a monkey, a teddy pup and two bears. I am now up to 742 siblings!

Thursday, November 1, 2012

Novel Horror Month

I was distracted by the Halloween Horror Show, and it slipped my mind until this evening that the month of novel horrors starts today. I was just feeling worried, and thinking about all of the rabbit encouragement that this event always heralds, when I heard the bears talking about something even more alarming. The human is wanting to devote this month to a novel starring the BEARS! Betsy has just had all of the encouragement of Halloween! She doesn't need a book to encourage her more! And even worse, I am featured in the bear books. Sniff, sniff! I appear in a book with Betsy Bear. That will get me declared an accessory to her crimes for sure!