Friday, May 31, 2013
Our sale starts soon. We're all ready with tons of snacks and drinks. It's going to be SOOOOO much fun! We're very worried about what Brother might be planning to do to disrupt the sale, though. We're sure he's up to something. Those humans were trapping kitties again to be lagged in to get their little wagons fixed, but we didn't see a trap or a captive kitty in sight when we looked. What if Brother has convinced all of the other kitties to attack our sale?
Thursday, May 30, 2013
The human went to the doctor today, and on the way home stopped by the bookstore. You won't believe what they had in the free bin outside the store. 160 videos! Naturally we grabbed them all, and have already listed on on Amazon for sale. We're going to see how well it does, and then maybe start listing the rest if the first one does well. You should have heard Brother's screams when we sorted all of the tapes on the front porch. We think he's envisioning our bunny bank account going up and isn't happy at all!
Wednesday, May 29, 2013
We bought packets of cookies to sell at the yard sale today. It was a bit embarrassing, though, all of the noise of a kitty shrieking outside the store. The poor salesgirl had to try twice to ring us up, and she kept looking out the window trying to figure out what was going on. We ought to sue Brother for harassment. You know, there's a good idea! He would have to be served if we sued, and then we could grab him while the server was handing over the paperwork! We don't want to know what that cat has planned for the actual sale day if he's acting up like this now.
Tuesday, May 28, 2013
The humans might be having a yard sale this weekend, and if so, we will be running a refreshment booth. We already have some of the drinks we plan to sale. The only worry we have is Brother. What if he shows up and tries to sabotage things for us? We can just see him leaping onto our table and spilling our lemonade pitcher. We think we'll have to sit out some traps, just to be on the safe side.
Monday, May 27, 2013
We're home from the country. We had such a nice time, and we made several new rabbit friends! We also got more squares cut out for quilting projects, and drew up diagrams for several more things to make. It was odd, though, because every time we picked up a crayon or needle, we heard a kitty shriek. Do you think Brother could be STALKING us?
Saturday, May 25, 2013
We're in the country, with material for any number of projects, all ready to sew together, and the kitty complaints were flying as we zoomed away this morning. Really, we don't think Brother can actually threaten to call the law on us, though. There is no law against sewing, despite his claim that quilts will only lead to our demanding little beds, and other little furniture, and there is certainly no law against vacationing. We're sure there is a law against deserting your human and siblings, though, so Brother best get himself home before WE report HIM!
Friday, May 24, 2013
We're hopefully leaving for the country tomorrow, or to visit a relative, or possibly to do both. Brother is not happy at all, although we are sure he has no right to be kicking up such a fuss. He ABANDONED us! He is staying in hiding and refusing to move home like a good kitty should. That gives him no right to complain so. Anyway, we have to get material for two more quilts, so we do hope we visit the relative on the way to the country. That will give us a ton of potential fabric shops to look in.
Thursday, May 23, 2013
We have high hopes of visiting the country this weekend, and really Brother has no right to object. For we also have high hopes of getting a new air conditioner for the country. The humans aren't sure if the old one up there works, and there is a very good sale on a new, shiny one at the moment. Which would make the country cottage cooler than here, so Brother shouldn't have a problem going there, now should he? He better get his tail here by tomorrow afternoon, is all we can say, all ready to leave with us!
Wednesday, May 22, 2013
Does a lack of air conditioning count as an excuse not to move back in? Brother let it be known through some other cats that because the air conditioner met its demise, that he absolutely won't move back in and get his nice fur all sweaty. Does he think that we were born yesterday? We have been outside. It is very warm there too, so we're sure lack of air conditioning is not justification for his continued abandonment of us. Where is he trying to say he has to lurk that is cool? Has he found a way to sneak into Burger King?
Monday, May 20, 2013
We hopped to the quilt store today, and found the nicest fabric in a kitty print. We heard little squeeky shrieks when we purchased it. Really, if Brother keeps it up, we will probably be PAID to take him back! We wonder if he's thought of that? We could get money for agreeing to put up with him again, and sparing others, money we could use for seed, fabric and other things he finds alarming for some reason. Oh, and while at the quilt store we also learned of a canine quilter! Surely if dogs have taken to plying a needle and thread, that means cats can be put onto the stitching line as well. We really have to get Brother back. We have a ton of work all ready for him!
Sunday, May 19, 2013
Kiley Rabbit spotted a cat that looked alarmingly like Brother just a few houses away. We would be out there with nets, to check out this feline and possibly arrange for a capture, but apparently this is a full size kitty! We were sure Brother was going to be shrunk to kitten size. We were actually counting on it. What in the world will we do if he's managed to revert to his full size already? He will be totally unmanageable. At least at kitten size, we would all be larger than him, and could ensure cooperation.
Saturday, May 18, 2013
We got more fabric to replace some of the missing and shortened squares today. Really, we can't believe that Brother did this to us. What harm did he think our little quilt could possibly cause? We are happy to announce we've beaten him, though. The squares are all assembled, and it's just a matter of stitching everything together now.
Friday, May 17, 2013
We think we're going to go ahead and pick up a new collar for Brother when we recapture him. And he better not complain about the fit either. Since he failed to report back here and forced us to have him hunted down, he is not allowed to complain about any size issues with neckwear we pick out for him. He is lucky we don't poke him in prison stripes, and slap chains on his paws.
Thursday, May 16, 2013
We are planning a trip to find more fabric, so we can replace those squares brother shortened tomorrow. Hehehehehehehehe! Brother thought he was so clever, we are sure, hiding the squares and then sabotaging them in case we found them. Well, we will soon show him. We are sure to end up with a ton of additional fabric, in addition to the replacements for the sabotaged squares, which can only lead to loads more sewing. Hehehehehehehehe! Oh, and the human is talking about going to the country soon, which will give us tons and tons of sewing time! Brother will be so upset after he thought he had the perfect sabotage plan!
Wednesday, May 15, 2013
We found our missing squares, but somehow our brother managed to shorten some of them. We're sure he thought it was such a clever plan, to prevent quilt construction. Well, we hope he knows that we will have to go fabric hunting now, to find matching fabric to make some replacement squares! And wouldn't you know it, one of the stores when the nicest fabric selection just happens to be in the COUNTRY!
Tuesday, May 14, 2013
Brother might have been SPOTTED! We'll have him back in custody soon, we are sure of it! And he better be prepared to turn over the location of our missing quilt squares too. We have gone through almost all of the boxes of fabric, and the squares are still missing! We're thinking of starting to dust them for kitty paw prints.
Monday, May 13, 2013
We are missing fabric! This is a disaster, and we know Brother is to blame. The human got out an old quilt pattern this week and we were going to finish it. The squares were cut and everything, and construction was zooming along, only for us to realize that a large number of the squares are missing! Missing squares that we were sure had been cut! Brother is to blame, we are sure of it. He probably hid the squares before he deserted us! Now we have to recapture him for sure, to make him tell us where he hid our property!
Sunday, May 12, 2013
We had a lovely time in the country this weekend. Oh, how unhappy Brother will be about it all. The humans took us out for breakfast yesterday morning, and then we did a bit of shopping. We got more lovely fabric to make clothing, and then the nicest book all about the wonders of the groundhog! And then today before we came home we met the nicest country bunny and a country chipmunk, a second cousin to our squirrel brother! Then we stopped by the store again on the way in, and got even more fabric. Really, it was just a wonderful weekend. If we had just been able to recapture brother it would have been absolutely perfect. But we will get him soon, never fear.
Friday, May 10, 2013
Thursday, May 9, 2013
One of our groundhog siblings' friends came waddling over the other day. Apparently the groundhogs are still panicked over that lawsuit against them, and are seeking any hiding place they can find to avoid process servers. Brother will not be pleased at all, but we have opened up the pool house to them. And in return, the refugee groundhogs are going to help us with sitting our Brother trap. He will never see it coming!
Wednesday, May 8, 2013
Sorry we didn't post last night. We were hard at work on a plan to recapture Brother. We really think we've got him this time. You see, the fabric suppliers also supply yarn and thread, yarn and thread that weaves up very nicely into a net! We found something online with detailed directions on weaving a net suitable for kitten catching, and it is almost done! Soon we will pounce on Brother, net him, and drag him home where he belongs! HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE! We hope he has enjoyed his freedom, for it is almost over!
Monday, May 6, 2013
We're loading up on carrots tonight, so our vision will be sharp tomorrow. The human is scheduled to go to a movie, and the theater is near several fabric suppliers. We're sure Brother isn't happy at all about this, and we fear he will try some act of sabotage, so we must be ready for him. Although, maybe if he shows up to sabotage something, we could pounce and capture him? Surely with all of us, one kitten couldn't escape!
Sunday, May 5, 2013
Can we be blamed if anyone suffers ear damage due to the continued kitten shrieking? We got some more fabric today, including a print our leopard sisters love. We're not sure it we'll use it for swimsuits or just dresses, but either way, it was a great deal. Brother didn't take it well, though, and shrieks filled the air. We're surprised he hasn't taken to camping out at Walmart with a protest sign to object to their continued selling of these things to us. It would make capturing him so much easier if he would do that!
Saturday, May 4, 2013
We had a lovely Saturday, despite the screams, we're very happy to report. The humans let us hop along when they went to attend a relation's party, and we stopped at the store afterwards. We got a ton of fabric for new clothing. We've already cut out a new dress to stitch together, we are very happy to report, and the stitching for this pattern goes super fast so we should have it done in no time! Really, except for the screams, our day was excellent! We even heard of a pending fabric sale! You should have heard the kitty shrieks about that one!
Friday, May 3, 2013
We're back from the country, and we had a lovely time. Hopefully we will go back again very, very soon, maybe even with our recaptured brother! We're sure we'll have him back in custody soon. Really, we don't know why he doesn't just give up and come back now. We made two new bear friends while we were in the country, bringing our sibling count to 764, and we found more material to cut up for clothing construction too. You should have heard the shrieks.
Thursday, May 2, 2013
We're in the country! We're in the country! You should have heard the kitten shrieks when we road off with the human! And worse, at least in Brother's opinion, we are sure, is that the human is thinking how nice it would be to stay here and work on her books without interruption. To work on BUNNY books!
Wednesday, May 1, 2013
We went to the country today, and a return trip is planned for tomorrow. Oh, you should have heard the shouting! Only one think has us a bit worried, though. There are a couple of graves, we believe for a cat and dog, located right next to the cottage. Anyway, their tombstones were tampered with during some construction our neighbor was doing. So now we're worried that a ghost visit might be triggered. Can't tampering with tombstones do that?