Fabric Found

We just found the loveliest deal at Walmart!  Velvet fabric or fabric that certainly looks like velvet anyway for only 3.47 a yard.  We have an outfit that this fabric would be just perfect for, if we can get the pattern to work right and we saw at least two colors so we can make multiple outfit variations too!

Can We be Blamed?

Can we be blamed if anyone suffers ear damage due to the continued kitten shrieking? We got some more fabric today, including a print our leopard sisters love. We're not sure it we'll use it for swimsuits or just dresses, but either way, it was a great deal. Brother didn't take it well, though, and shrieks filled the air. We're surprised he hasn't taken to camping out at Walmart with a protest sign to object to their continued selling of these things to us. It would make capturing him so much easier if he would do that!

Head Bunny's Movie

If anyone has any shopping they need done, all I can suggest is that you do it now, and avoid all stores like the plague on the 23rd. I can only hope that all of the stores are insured for the impending disaster. Last year's horrible film starring the bunnies' leader is being released on DVD then, and it is sure to be a nightmare. My rabbit siblings are already making noise about going to camp out at the store, so they can get the first copy of the movie. I can see it now. The stores will be filled with rabbits, hopping everywhere! And Walmart is the worst of the lot, offering a special deal, undoubtedly to attract more bunny customers. The clown is probably part of this as well, hoping to get lots of bunny business since he has a ton of restaurants in Walmart. The bunnies will want refreshments while they're waiting for the movie boxes to be unpacked. The clown even has a new, green milkshake that I'm sure will attract rabbits. Really, isn't it bad enough that the clown is encouraging the bears to drop in and now the bunnies? All I can say is to stay in your houses, until the bunny shopping stampede is over!

Awful Saturday

The human is feeling slightly better, but still, she went to the doctor again today for some strange reason. Not that that was necessarily a problem. My only objection to her last doctor's visit was that it resulted in the rabbits offering to fill in for her with that horrible church sale. This visit didn't turn out nearly as well, though. The human is on the mend, true, but the problem was that she felt the need to stop by the local Walmart to restock some of her medicine afterwards. And do you know what she found there? They had a batch of that horrible plant food she us using to soak her injured foot on SALE! What in the world was Walmart thinking, putting items like that on sale, especially with bunnies hopping about? The human came home with four boxes of the stuff! FOUR BOXES! When the rabbits get their paws on that, we are all doomed!

Join Me in Offering Up Prayers

Please join me in offering up prayers for the poor, non-gardening neighbors who are doomed. A bunny hopped out today, and came back with a huge sack of dirt, little holders for the rapidly sprouting seed, two tomato plants, ten strawberries and the horrible news that Walmart is having a sale on their berry bushes, grape vines and other assorted vegetable packs. I think we can safely figure where those bunnies will be tomorrow. They're even talking about hopping to the bus stop should the human be too busy to take them. They moved alarming amounts of seeds to the little seed holders, and promptly replaced it. They added bush champion cucumber. Boston pickling cucumber, Poinsett #76 cucumber, marketmore cucumber, national pickling cucumber, summer choice tomato, big boy tomato, rutgers tomato, triple treat pumpkins and Hungarian hot wax peppers. Our poor neighbors. Our poor, poor neighbors. Please remember them in prayer, for they are about to become homeless.

I Hate Walmart

I hate Walmart. Really, that horrible business ought to be ashamed of itself, with the amount of encouragement it keeps offering to the human, and to those bunnies too, for family tree construction and reunion planning. The allowed the human to get a big batch of pictures printed up today, to be lagged to the reunion in those little photo albums she always takes, and even worse, they sold the bunnies a batch of those little stars to be stuck onto things to construct cemetery maps! I expect them to come hopping along any moment, to try to put me to work again! I won't even let myself think about the Irish flag scarf the human got. I'm sure nothing good can result from that piece of clothing.

Not Here!

If those rabbits come on here looking for me, I am not here. I have joined a feline tour group, and am on my way to Sioux City, South Dakota. And then we're booked to visit the world's largest ball of twine. So the rabbits really shouldn't wait for me, because I won't be back any time soon. You will not believe the horrors that I have suffered today. First of all, the human strolled by the mission, and was promptly tackled by more homeless bears. I am now up to 672 siblings. And then, to make things even worse, the human dropped by Walmart, and would you believe that that horrible business had a sale going on nametags? The human obtained 144 of them! 144! And I will be expected to produce colored dots for all of them! The bunnies are hopping about now, getting crayons for just this purpose, so if they come on here and ask, I am not at home, and they should start working themselves if they want something done!

Yes, the Stuff of Nightmares

Yes, the stuff of nightmares was deeper in the bags from Walmart, and I'm afraid I was just forced to see it, when the bunnies hopped in, and dug it out. They now have another pack of carrot seed in their paws! This is something called the chantenay carrot, only seven inches long, but with a rather alarming looking point. Why aren't there rules out there, governing the purchase of carrot seed, to prevent this sort of thing, such dangerous vegetables falling into the paws of rabbits?

More and More Horrors

The horrors keep coming, and really, there must be some way to hold Walmart accountable for all of this. I don't care if one of the human's relations has large amounts of stock in their business! That doesn't mean that they have to do so much to encourage that horrible reunion! The human dropped by there today, and came back with four large bags full of stuff for the goodie bags. I hate to think of the amount of candy that she obtained, along with two different kinds of stickers and something called nail decals. I'm sure there was more stuff, but I was afraid to poke any further into the bags to see just what. I'm sure that there were further items in there, that are worthy of nightmares!

Carrot Seed

The rabbits have obtained a rather alarming pack of carrot seed. This seed is for a frightening looking carrot called Tendersweet, ten inches long, with a rather strong looking point at the end, just perfect, in the opinion of the bunnies, for poking me to make me work faster on various tasks related to that reunion or book assembly. Really, Walmart, the store that provided the seed, ought to be ashamed, although I doubt they are, seeing as a relative is involved in that horrible business!

Horrible Goodie Update

I ought to sue Walmart. I really should, although, seeing as one of the human's cousins has large amounts of stock in the place, I suppose I shouldn't be surprised that they seem to spend every waking hour, and a few hours when decent people should be sleeping, plotting to assist the human in increasing amounts of horror. The human was thrilled to find a giant sale there today, and she came trotting home with alarming amounts of mazes, more kaleidoscopes, and these little heart shaped boxes, suitable for holding candy. Which, of course, indicates more candy might be purchased soon. Betsy Bear is already getting extra snitching sacks, in anticipation of robberies to come, due to the increase in child bait. Will these horrors never end?

Et Tu, Walmart?

Walmart has joined all of the other businesses around on my need to sue list. The human went there today, and they sold her eight packs of shiney paper to print out horrible genealogy materials for book purposes. She is planning to do an edit tomorrow, and arrange things a bit better before getting right to work on printing. And printing can only lead to binding, and coils needing to be inserted. Which can only lead to work for ME! Walmart should be ashamed!