Friday, February 28, 2014
We're wanting to hop to the library tomorrow. Perhaps if we sneak out early, while Brother is still snoozing, we can dodge him, and his demands to know what were are planning to check out. We wonder where the giant pumpkin seed will be shelved. Do you think it will be under pumpkin, or under giant vegetables?
Thursday, February 27, 2014
We just read the nicest article about libraries letting patrons check SEED out for planting purposes. We're going to have to check out all of the libraries we have access to, to see about signing up for this program right away. We bet the country libraries offer this service for sure, and since we all have little cards from several different libraries there we are seeing much seed in our future. Perhaps we will even force Brother to get a card or two, so he can check seed out as well!
Wednesday, February 26, 2014
The poor human is still in pain, not helped by Brother unleashing his claws on her hand a bit ago. See if that hand feeds him again after that. Anyway, we are getting more and more worried the longer her pain lasts. We're sure it bodes ill for us and the weather. Does anyone know the best place to find snowshoes to fit our bunny feet?
Tuesday, February 25, 2014
The human's pain continues, and we are getting concerned, seeing as snow is in the forecast for tonight. We are going to be hit with a blizzard, we just know it. We ought to have bought little snowshoes while we had the chance. And loads more carrots! Poor human. She's taken a sedative and aspirin so we expect her to be heading to bed soon. A blizzard, though. We just know a blizzard is looming in our future!
Monday, February 24, 2014
Our poor, poor human. As if it wasn't bad enough for her leg to be messed up, now her wrist is paining her, making even holding a book difficult. Really, the human is a total disaster area at the moment. We just hope she can somehow get in to see the doctor tomorrow to get her problems fixed. Poor, poor human.
Sunday, February 23, 2014
We are happy to announce that we have started our first batch of seed. We poked two packs of table queen squash, a pack of habenero peppers and a pack of eggplant into a little bag that is currently sitting on top of the hot water heater to encourage faster sprouting. Needless to say Brother is not happy, and this is only the beginning!
Saturday, February 22, 2014
The poor human is still in pain, and has been forced to try this rather strong oil in an attempt to ease her agony. We expect her to slip out of bed, she dumped so much on. Really, we KNOW Brother is to blame for this! We have seen him dancing! So whatever little steps he took, he better undance them right this minute!
Friday, February 21, 2014
Poor human has been in agony all day today and we just heard of some snow looming in the next few days. Snow that is days away, and the human in this much pain now! Oh, this has the look of a total disaster! Maybe we should go ahead and flee to a hotel now before it is too late!
Thursday, February 20, 2014
We are very worried about the weather tonight. The human is in agony, and we fear it is a sign that Brother has danced up some impending disastrous weather. Rotten Brother. After the human has been so kind to him, how can he continue to do this to her? We really have got to figure out how to get him into that harness. That will put an end to his little dance marathon nicely!
Wednesday, February 19, 2014
We got a little outfit for Brother today. A little coat with pink flowers on it. He will look just adorable in it, we are sure. The only problem is that it is a bit big. But we can fix that with a bit of stitching, we are sure! Brother will be dressed yet!
Tuesday, February 18, 2014
We got a lovely little harness to fasten Brother into, to try to keep him in line today, but would you believe that kitten managed to squirm out of it? It's too big! And it was the only size they offered, too, so we'll have to wait for Brother to grow into it! How annoying. We were so looking forward to having Brother in that harness at the end of a leash, being forced to be a good kitty for a change!
Monday, February 17, 2014
We hope the kitten ranting hasn't disturbed anyone. Brother is a bit ticked over some growth on the family tree, and of course he just has to share his opinions with everyone. The human has found more relatives, and is just waiting to be able to call them to discuss the tree. And better still, these relatives are interested in family books, which can only lead to the human SELLING things! Brother is now threatening to hide the phone, and to take an axe to the tree. Thank goodness he is trapped in that pen!
Sunday, February 16, 2014
We saw the most adorable little house today, that we believe would be just PERFECT to house our fabric and sewing supplies! Now to convince the humans that they really need to purchase it for us. And it is big enough that BROTHER could move in there too! Wouldn't he love that, living in a stitching studio?
Saturday, February 15, 2014
Well, we just got more snow, right after the weatherman said it was going to warm up too. Needless to say, we are very alarmed by this weather. Poor human. We're sure it is the sign of more snow to come. Our poor, poor human and her poor leg. The pains are already beginning to hit her.
Friday, February 14, 2014
Poor human. Her leg is still bothering her, which makes us very suspicious that the weather forecast calling for snow in the morning is correct. Rotten Brother. He's been jumping around in his pen all day, and we've even spotted him standing on his hind feet, undoubtedly doing another snow dance. What is that cat thinking? He should be ashamed of himself, causing our poor, poor human such pain!
Thursday, February 13, 2014
We ended up with six or seven inches of snow, and there is a rumor more might be planning to appear soon. All of the cold and moisture is making the human's legs ache horribly, and she is sure it is a sign of awful weather to come. We wonder if we need to start on stitching another quilt. And possibly having a long chat with that kitten. Obviously his attempt at a snow dance has gotten way out of hand!
Wednesday, February 12, 2014
The snow is here, we are alarmed to report. There must be a good four or five inches already on the ground with more falling all the time. And even more alarming is the amount on the power lines. We refuse to stay in this house if we loose power! We just hope Brother will consent to be a good hotel guest if necessary. We have already looked up possible rooms to drag him to!
Tuesday, February 11, 2014
We are being threatened with snow, starting tomorrow afternoon and we're wondering if we ought to suspect Brother of being somehow responsible. Maybe all of that jumping and bouncing that we thought was mouse abuse was actually a snow dance! Well, we just hope he knows that if we get the amount of snow that is now expected, the polar bears have plans to move in with him for warmth! He will be sharing his snug little pen with an entire herd of warmth obsessed bears. Won't he like that?
Monday, February 10, 2014
Our mice siblings are a bit put out with the human tonight. She gave Brother a mouse toy this afternoon, and they aren't happy with how he has been treating, batting it, and swatting at it, and popping it on it's little mouse head, and pulling on its tail. They're sure the toy will give him horrible ideas, and after that, it is only one step from the toy to one of them. Do you suppose they do have a right to be worried?
Sunday, February 9, 2014
The humans put Brother in our room today, when the grandhuman got the vacuum out. What did we ever do to deserve such a punishment? We were afraid we would require bandages, but luckily he wasn't able to escape from his kitty carrier to get his paws on us. We're sure he had something awful in mind. The door was shut, and we were trapped. Goodness knows what might have happened if he had gotten loose!
Saturday, February 8, 2014
The humans decided to allow Brother to run around the living room with the doors closed for a bit this afternoon. Why do we suspect that was their first mistake? He amused himself poking his nose into everything, and one of our teddy siblings who was loitering in the living room didn't like the looks the cat was giving him at all. We're sure that this bit of freedom has only served to put bad ideas into Brother's head. Oh, and the humans let him get his little paws on a ribbon! We're sure that ribbon was teddy property and now it has paw prints all over it!
Friday, February 7, 2014
Do you suppose we need to send a note of warning to the relations of poor Cousins Lester and Kathy? These relations happened to amuse themselves dying within the last week, and of course they had lovely obituaries appear in the paper that allowed the family tree to sprout several new branches. Needless to say, Brother was not pleased, and is threatening to see their survivors in court. Isn't it bad enough that they had to pay for two funeral flower arrangements in a week? We really don't think they need court costs too!
Thursday, February 6, 2014
Brother was such a naughty kitty today. He has only been back here a week, and you will never guess what he has done. For some reason, he has decided the vacuum cleaner is an instrument of evil, possibly because he fears that someone might get the idea he should use it for work purposes. Anyway, the human was holding him when the grandhuman switched the vacuum on, and the next thing she knew, he was on her shoulder, heading for her head if he hadn't been stopped in time. So now the human is all bandaged as a result of being turned into a climbing post. Brother should be ashamed!
Wednesday, February 5, 2014
We found out the nicest thing when we were working on that points program that allowed us to adopt our newest siblings. We got bonus points for adopting our new smurf and chipmunk brothers through them, points that can then be put towards another adoption! We tried to be quiet so Brother wouldn't know of our good points luck, and hopeful future siblings, but he heard us somehow, and now he is threatening to sue the points program for encouraging us, and exposing him to massive amounts of potential siblings.
Tuesday, February 4, 2014
Our new siblings arrived today. They would have been here earlier, but they were delayed due to the weather. Brother wasn't happy when the transport dropped them off, but after the escape attempt he made today, and how he made the human chase him about the house, really, he has no reason to object. Such nice new siblings, a chipmunk and a smurf, that bring the sibling count up to 800!
Monday, February 3, 2014
We are DOOMED! We suggest that you all run out, and stock up on coats right now, before the stores start to foolishly try to put out their summer merchandise, and make sure you have plenty of wood. It is horrible, absolutely horrible, and the human who is to blame should be tarred, feathered and drug into a court of law to give an account of himself right away. Yesterday was Groundhog's Day, and.... It's almost too horrible to write, but you must be warned. Some foolish human DROPPED a groundhog! Our groundhog siblings, Gregory and Gianna Groundhog, have been emailing with their fellow groundhogs all day, and we believe that the current groundhog decision is to cancel summer as punishment! No summer! We are DOOMED!
Sunday, February 2, 2014
Brother couldn't even manage 24 hours without pulling something. He should be so ashamed. This morning, while the grandhuman was at church, Brother pulled a starving kitten act. The human opened his pen, and let him out for just a second. He fooled her totally, acting all timid and like he would dart back into the pen at any moment, so she took her eyes off him for five seconds. Needless to say, when she looked up, he had made a break for it, heading for his old hiding place amongst the books in the den. Luckily he forgot his legs are shorter at the moment, and the human was able to catch him before he pulled a disappearing act into the fiction section. Not even 24 hours. It must be some sort of record we are sure!
Saturday, February 1, 2014
He's here! He's here! Oh, happy day! After all of this time, we've finally recaptured Brother! He's all tucked up in his little playpen, in his snug little kitty bed, and we even got him a special box, just for the pen and travel purposes too! We are so happy that we finally have him back where he belongs. One of our teddy kitty sisters even plans to camp in there tonight, just to keep an eye on him. So, so happy! And little does that kitty know it, but he's just managed to give the human another idea for a BUNNY book!