Brother Today

Brother was such a naughty kitty today.  He has only been back here a week, and you will never guess what he has done.  For some reason, he has decided the vacuum cleaner is an instrument of evil, possibly because he fears that someone might get the idea he should use it for work purposes.  Anyway, the human was holding him when the grandhuman switched the vacuum on, and the next thing she knew, he was on her shoulder, heading for her head if he hadn't been stopped in time.  So now the human is all bandaged as a result of being turned into a climbing post.  Brother should be ashamed!