Tuesday, December 30, 2014
Sorry about the shrieks. We hope they didn't wake anyone. We just realized that there is a way we can earn gift certificates for free fabric online. Needless to say, Brother wasn't pleased about this, and now he is ranting and demanding we get off the computer right this instant and put down our needles too.
Monday, December 29, 2014
We got three more yards of fabric today, including another yard of purple for binding material. Only when we arrived home and checked it, did we realize that the purple we just purchased is the wrong shade and thus doesn't match the first purple. Which means we have to either hop back to the store to get the right shade, or get an additional yard of the new shade. Or, seeing as they're both very nice, we could always get more yardage of both.
Sunday, December 28, 2014
We got the material to stitch a teddy sized sleeping bag today. That is all cut out and pinned for assembly. We also got some fabric that we are thinking we might use for quilt binding, and now we are wishing we had grabbed another yard or two. But then that just gives us the perfect excuse to hop back to the store, doesn't it?
Saturday, December 27, 2014
The human's cousin wants more clothing for that nice doll that moved in with her for Christmas, so we have to hop out soon to gather more fabric. We would like to apologize to everyone in advance for any screams that result from this sewing. We have tried and tried to tell Brother that bunnies sewing is not illegal but he refuses to believe us, and insists so much stitching has to be in violation of some law. Again, sorry about all of his shrieking.
Friday, December 26, 2014
We've decided to delay the Brother hunt a bit in order to give the coal dust more time to spread and become truly annoying. The worse it gets, the more the people who are stuck with Brother are likely to pay us to take him back, and we have loads of lovely fabric and thread we need to purchase. It will serve Brother right if our collecting him leads to our getting loads of money for all of the things he hates as well.
We just want to wish everyone a Merry Christmas, and to offer our apologies to anyone who had their house raided last night, and found cookies, milk, cake, and candy canes missing. We would also like to apologize to anyone who Santa failed to visit with presents last night. You can pick up the wrapping paper covering your gifts tomorrow. And if you offer Betsy enough cash, she might return the presents as well. If you were down for coal, well, we're pleased to let you know that there were no delays in delivering that. And really, we don't know how Brother is going to explain that giant pile of coal he got. We're sure the humans who are stuck with him at the moment were not pleased by all of the black dust everywhere. Hmmmm. You know, we bet they might be so ticked over that coal dust, that they would PAY US to take him if we showed up at the right time! We're thinking possibly around lunch tomorrow. That would give them time to try to clean up the dust and get truly annoyed. And it would give them time to visit the bank to get money to hand over to us, in return for taking Brother off their hands too.
Thursday, December 25, 2014
The human is still sad over that rotten Brother. He ought to be so ashamed. We are thinking about going to recapture him on Friday. We will probably be distracted then, trying to explain away all of that coal, so he should be easy to grab and drag back where he belongs.
Tuesday, December 23, 2014
The poor human is sobbing over that awful, terrible Brother tonight, and how much Christmas without him hurts so. We expect to become wet shortly, when she goes to bed and her tears get on our fur. Really, that cat should be ASHAMED of himself for doing this. He really should. You know what we should do tomorrow? We should take the bus out to the pet store where a bunch of lovely rabbits looking for homes live, and invite a couple of them to come home with us to be our news siblings. It would just serve Brother right if we replaced him with a rabbit after how he's made our poor human cry.
Monday, December 22, 2014
It is very, very strange the issue we had with those needles. We're not sure what went wrong with them. The package said they were sharp. They feel nice and pointy. So why didn't they seem sharp when going though our quilt sandwich? We seriously suspect kitty sabotage. But at least we found out in time and with our new needle the sewing is flying.
Sunday, December 21, 2014
We noticed our quilting speed had declined a bit, so we decided to try a fresh needle. We were surprised to see how fast things started going after the switch and now we are suspicious. Could brother have arranged a bit of needle sabotage? The needle we were using was new and labeled sharp, but it really didn't seem horribly sharp to us. Could Brother have gotten to the store and somehow switched needle labels?
Saturday, December 20, 2014
The grandhuman is ill, and we are very suspicious of the timing of this, right before we were scheduled to go and recapture Brother. Do cats know anything about germ warfare? We ought to call a bunny at the teddy adoption center across the street from Brother's likely hiding place and get them to hop over to check the browsing history on any computer he might have access to to see what he's been looking up.
Friday, December 19, 2014
The clothing for that doll is almost done! Just a few stitches more and we will have finished seven outfits and a swimsuit. Then it is on to tie off that quilt and get to work on a second quilt. Our apologies in advance to anyone who wanted to sleep tonight. With Brother's shrieks for us to put down our pins and needles, sleep probably isn't happening.
We have three outfits done, and are almost finished with a fourth one. And we have found a way to quilt so much faster as well. Unfortunately, that means the kitty shrieks have also increased. Does anyone need us to send them spare batting fluff for ear plugs?
Wednesday, December 17, 2014
We have two full doll outfits finished, and now that we know how to do it, we think fixing the neckline is going to go even faster. Quilting speed has picked up as well, so we're doing good there too. Now if only the kitty shrieks hadn't picked up. We so hope we can capture that cat this weekend. At least if he was HERE maybe we could find a way to make him be quite. We could put him to WORK! Then he would have no energy for complaining!
Tuesday, December 16, 2014
The sewing continues at great speed. Unfortunately, Brother's shouting about it continues too. Really, isn't he violating some sort of noise ordinance with all of his yelling and screeching about our hard work? We are very sorry to anyone who is being disturbed by his shouting. On the up side, we have only one shirt to go, and we are almost finished quilting our third square, so hopefully the yelling will end soon.
Monday, December 15, 2014
Tomorrow we get to work finishing of that quilt. We have two new packets of needles just for the job, so we're all ready and can't wait to get started. We have almost finished our fifth doll shirt, and have the pieces for the other two cut out, which just leaves this quilt as our last thing to finish.
Sunday, December 14, 2014
The human is sad tonight so this will be a short post. It is the six month anniversary of Brother's second abandonment of us and the poor human has been crying over that RAT! Six months, and he is still refusing to move back in at the same time that he refuses to quit complaining about the nice teddies that have moved in and the hard work we are doing. He ought to be so ashamed. The human is just so sad, though, and misses the rat so much. We fear that we will not have a Christmas tree this year either due to him.
Saturday, December 13, 2014
We're sorry for any kitty caused ear problems today. Really, Brother should be ASHAMED! First there were the shrieks bright and early this morning, when we finished stitching one quilt closed, and added the border to another quilt before getting it ready to have the batting and backing applied. Oh, you should have heard the shouts, demanding to know why he was hearing the rustling of batting being unfolded, and to fold that back up at once. So, so annoying. And then we hopped out tonight to look for a brush for the doll that is moving in with the human's cousin. We checked at a fabric store that offers doll merchandise as well, and would you believe it, they were having a PATTERN sale! We got seven lovely, lovely packets, and were almost deafened by Brother yelling. He should be so, so ashamed.
Friday, December 12, 2014
We hope everyone wants to wake up nice and early tomorrow, because we have more stitching work planned. We're thinking about trying to assemble another quilt bright and early. Much screaming is anticipated, so you should plug your ears now.
Thursday, December 11, 2014
We're very sorry about the shouts a bit ago. Brother is ranting that he heard us extracting safety pins from a quilt, and that can only mean we are either finished with one, or we are almost finished. It is a small one, but we are pleased to announce that we are almost finished. We just have to stitch the top closed, and then add some cute little ties and it is done. And there Brother goes shouting again, and demanding someone hide our sewing needle right away.
Wednesday, December 10, 2014
The doll intended for the human's cousin is here, which will be helpful with constructing clothing. We already have a few more ideas for things to make after meeting her. We suggest that anyone who is unduly disturbed by kitty shrieking plug your ears now, because we expect a fit from Brother soon.
As if the shouts about the stitching we are doing wasn't bad enough, Brother found out that we managed to earn the funds to allow another teddy or two to be adopted as well. We don't know why he thinks he has a right to complain about anyone who lives here. He deserted us two times. If he doesn't want to live here, then he has no right to complain about teddies to do want to move in and be good siblings.
Monday, December 8, 2014
We're really sorry for the noise today. We had no idea Brother would start shrieking that loudly, just because we started assembling a quilt, but he has been shouting all day about how he is hearing a needle stitching through batting, and are we actually making a full quilt? How he can tell the needle is going through batting, we haven't a clue, but he is claiming he can. Luckily we have been able to use scraps of batting to stuff in our ears to block the shouts. For everyone else, well, surely some store has ear muffs on sale!
Sunday, December 7, 2014
We started thinking that Brother might expect us to hop down on the weekend to recapture him. And if he is expecting us, he might have plans to fight back and keep us from dragging him back home. So our hunt has been rescheduled for sometime during the week. And to make sure he doesn't suspect us of heading his way, we will carry some sewing along in the car. As long as he hears stitching, he will think we are safely at home and we will maintain the element of surprise.
Saturday, December 6, 2014
We might go hunting for that pesky Brother tomorrow. We're sure it won't be much of a challenge to find him. We'll just have to carry wrapping paper, tape and a present for a human, and follow the shouts when we try to wrap the gift. We almost finished all of the human's wrapping for her this afternoon, and the shouts were terribly alarming to say the least. Really, Brother should be ashamed of pitching such a fit over our being so helpful!
Thursday, December 4, 2014
We are almost finished stitching a third pair of pants. We're also surprised Brother hasn't given himself laryngitis from all of his shouting with each stitch we take. Almost finished with three pairs of pants and we just got the happy email that the doll these are intended for is on her way. Things are progressing extremely well! Now if we can finish our wrapping and sewing, then the only thing left to do will be to capture that cat. We hope Brother knows that capturing him is on the list, and we are doing remarkably well at checking things off. Soon he will be checked off as well!
Wednesday, December 3, 2014
Almost finished with a pair of shorts for that doll, and it went together so FAST! It took us almost longer to cut out the pattern than it did to stitch the clothing. Sorry for any kitten shrieks that might have annoyed you. Brother wasn't pleased, and took to shouting with every stitch. And we take tiny, neat little stitches so we're afraid there was a ton of shouts.
Tuesday, December 2, 2014
We're helping the human stitch together a few outfits for a doll that will be moving in with a cousin of hers soon. We already have the fabric cut for one outfit, and just have to do a tiny bit of stitching and adding elastic to have it together. So simple looking to sew. And we can use left over scrap material to plug our long ears, so the shrieks from Brother don't annoy us as much. PERFECT!
Monday, December 1, 2014
Sorry about the shouts again today. Brother is being such a total annoyance over Christmas. We just checked through our leader the Easter Bunny, and we are right at the top of Santa's good list for how helpful we have been. The top of the good list! We're sure to get a ton of seed for such an accomplishment! We might even get our own PLOW! We probably should have asked where Brother was on the list, but we pretty much already know. Deserting twice, do they even have a ranking low enough on the bad list for that?
Sunday, November 30, 2014
Sorry again for all of the noise today. We got a large batch of presents wrapped, and we expect to finish the rest tomorrow. Brother was not pleased. We can only assume that he has guessed that once all of the wrapping is finished, then we will be coming to recapture him. Well, it is his own FAULT! If he hadn't deserted us again, we wouldn't have to drag him back once more, and we hope he is totally embarrassed, being drug out of his hiding place and marched past all of the other kitties at squirt gun point.
Saturday, November 29, 2014
Sorry for the shouts. Brother is so ticked we finished that list. We don't know why he's upset but he's been yelling ever since we checked off the last name and checked the list thrice. And we don't think he even knows yet that we invited two more bears who we heard were in need of homes while we were doing our Black Friday shopping to move in either.
Friday, November 28, 2014
The list is FINISHED! The wrapping paper is down, more tape has been purchased, and a marathon wrapping session has been scheduled, hopefully for tomorrow. Santa is going to be so impressed, and the head bunny will surely be impressed too. Of course Brother has been ranting about this, and wait until we finish wrapping! Then we will have an entire MONTH to devote to recapturing HIM!
Thursday, November 27, 2014
We are very sorry if anyone was disturbed by angry kitty shrieks tonight. Apparently Brother didn't stuff himself enough on his Thanksgiving dinner, because he was wide awake and shrieking over our shopping success. We are happy to announce that thanks to careful bunny planning, the human only needs four or five tiny gifts, and three gifts of books to have her shopping competed. We are anticipating that if we have a giant wrapping session this weekend, all of the Christmas tasks could be completed before December starts. We have been truly excellent rabbits! Perhaps that is Brother's problem. Our excellence is sure to get is marked high on Santa's good list, which will push Brother so far down the list it isn't funny. And speaking of Santa, we don't want to drop names, but we might have spotted him at the store. He was a bit thin, due to Betsy's cookie thefts, we are sure, but we recognized him right away. And we are sure the fact we are truly wonderful bunnies to be helping out human so was duly noted for a list mark-up.
Wednesday, November 26, 2014
We have our list of needed shopping, and we have checked it thrice. We have even drawn out a little map to better shop for the things we need. Now we just have to wait for tomorrow and the chance to hop to the stores. And for the chance to recapture that cat. He's sure to stuff himself tomorrow, and should be slow and easy to grab. We just hope he isn't too heavy. We don't want to hurt our poor paws dragging him to the car.
Tuesday, November 25, 2014
Our human still hurts, and we are more suspicious than even that this is due to Brother and a voodoo doll. It would be just like him to pull a stunt like this. Well, we hope he is having fun, because Victoria Bear has agreed to accompany us, armed with squirt gun, to hunt down that cat and recapture him!
Monday, November 24, 2014
Poor human is still in pain. Really, if we did not know better we would suspect Brother of having a voodoo doll of her and poking it with his claws. We almost said with pins but he wouldn't want to be near sewing items, so he's probably using claws. Such an annoying cat. He's probably thinking if he cripples the human with pain, then she won't be able to limp out with us and we won't be able to recapture him! Just for that, we think we will invite Victoria Bear along to help with this recapture. She has a lovely squirt gun and won't Brother just love to be drug out of his hiding place at squirt gun point?
Sunday, November 23, 2014
The human's leg was terribly messed up today, so we had to be very quiet, and couldn't hunt for anyone. Which means Brother is still roaming free. But we think we might leave him on the loose for a bit. And then after Thanksgiving, after he has gorged himself on salmon or ham, and is sleeping it off, he will be so easy to catch! And in a bit of convenience for us, the place where he is hiding is near where we plan to do a bit of After Thanksgiving shopping! We can just hop in and grab him to assist us!
Saturday, November 22, 2014
The human was poking around online as she thinks she has spotted Brother. The feline she thinks is him is one of those cats who loiters at Burger King and the pizza place who did such a foul job of maintaining their parking lot that they crippled our poor human, so we're more than a bit suspicious that this kitty could be him too. But how to organize a Brother hunt while trying to save our poor turkey brother from Betsy?
Thursday, November 20, 2014
We have a plan to find our turkey brother. The more we think about it, the surer we are that Betsy has him tied up some place. But if she plans to make him her Thanksgiving dinner, she will first have to stuff him. So we are going to stake out the box of stuffing. When she grabs it, then we just have to follow her back to our imprisoned brother and rescue him.
Wednesday, November 19, 2014
Still no sign of our turkey brother. We are starting to fear Betsy has him tied up some place with plans to stuff him for her Thanksgiving dinner. But how can we find and rescue him? That's the problem.
Tuesday, November 18, 2014
It snowed today, preventing us from launching a hunt for our turkey brother. Really, we're not sure what could have happened. He is short for a turkey, so we're not sure how he could have reached the door knob and fled outside. Okay, he does have wings, but he's terrible at flying so we doubt he did that. So thinking about it now, we're not sure if he's fled the house, or is in here somewhere, in a very good place, trying to avoid Betsy.
Monday, November 17, 2014
Still no sign of our turkey brother. We thought he might be hiding in the house, keeping out of sight of Betsy, but we've looked and looked and we can't find him. We are becoming very concerned and are thinking of hopping out tomorrow to hang up lost turkey signs.
Sunday, November 16, 2014
We're very worried. Our turkey brother is missing, and thinking back on it, we last saw him around the time that Betsy was going on about how she wants a big TURKEY dinner for Thanksgiving! We're afraid she frightened him, and he has now ran away from home! How can we find him? Do you think we should call the teddy adoption center to beg them to put out an alert?
Saturday, November 15, 2014
We are so happy, we have almost checked every name off of the human's Christmas list! Almost done and the month of November isn't even half over yet. We are truly excellent, excellent rabbits to have accomplished this. So all we have to do now is to finish, wrap, and we can spend the month of December with our paws up, sipping cocoa and awaiting praise from Santa. Almost finished with the list for the human, we will be on Santa's good bunnies list for sure!
Friday, November 14, 2014
The human is sad tonight, because it has been five months today since that pesky brother escaped for the second time. He ought to be ashamed of himself for hiding out like he has been, he really should be. The human has been sobbing, and we do not have a single piece of material for constructing raincoats, we hope he knows. Poor human. We wish we could make her feel better. She's just so sad over that cat.
Thursday, November 13, 2014
Brother isn't happy with the koalas or anyone from Australia at the moment, so we would suggest if someone is reading this and you are a koala or Australian, you should probably avoid any grey felines in case they are brother. Really, we don't know what his problem is. Does anyone see anything wrong with the human getting 16 more books? We sure don't, but Brother is complaining about how so much reading material will distract her, and since the koalas were so nice about finding the sale, how it will probably result in her allowing more of them to move in. And what is wrong with more koalas moving in? Koalas make very nice siblings!
Wednesday, November 12, 2014
We're sorry if kitty shrieks woke anyone just a few minutes ago. Our koala siblings just got an alert to a good book sale from their fellow koalas, and of course they had to share it with the human. We don't know what Brother's problem is. She's only got 14 books so far and the prices are FANTASTIC!
Tuesday, November 11, 2014
The poor human is sad and crying over that evil show tonight, and wishing she had never watched it. We kind of wish she hadn't either because she's so sad now, although we do love the siblings we gained due to it. You don't think she might want to have them move out do you, if they remind her of the show that makes her cry?
Monday, November 10, 2014
We looked a bit for the grandhuman's Christmas gift this evening, but no luck so far. Maybe tomorrow, although the human has to limp to the doctor, so it might be Wednesday instead. It's such a good idea, though. Paws crossed we can pull it off and find what we want!
Sunday, November 9, 2014
The human got an idea for a present for the grandhuman today. She even checked out a few of the items in the store and was considering putting something in layaway, but she didn't see exactly what she wanted. Which means she will need to go out shopping tomorrow. Do you think she might need to sneak out on the bus, so the grandhuman won't suspect? That would be fun!
Saturday, November 8, 2014
We went to the mountains today, to visit the lovely new teddy adoption center. We met the nicest sister bears named Anna and Elsa and invited them to move in. We are now up to 823 siblings! And we found out the coolest thing. There is a hotel in the shopping area where the teddy adoption center is, and you can get a room there that is practically above the teddy place! We're planning a lovely little hotel stay now!
Thursday, November 6, 2014
We're debating what jobs we want to try out first, and we really wish the shrieks would STOP! It's so hard to figure out what work would be best for us to try our paws at with Brother shouting in the distance about how we don't need to be doing this, and money in our little paws can only lead to disaster, and to hop away from the computer at once. Hmmm. The human has a dress she needs cleaned for a wedding that's conveniently near a teddy homeless shelter. Maybe we can find something that could take care of that for her? And there's another shriek!
Wednesday, November 5, 2014
We are signed up for shopping on two sites, and perhaps we will sign up on a few more soon. We have already seen some potentially interesting jobs that we want to sign up for, and we are sure we will be getting lots of work soon. If only we didn't have to hear those kitty shrieks. We hope that the teddy adoption centers might offer work opportunities soon. We would love to shop there and earn money for adopting more siblings!
Tuesday, November 4, 2014
Human just put in her application to do mystery shopping, and she's thinking of doing something for the grandhuman too. We wonder if we need to put in applications as well. Mystery shopping sounds like so much fun. Do you think they ever have assignments to shop for fabric perhaps?
Monday, November 3, 2014
We obtained more human sized t-shirts to cut up for outfits in teddy sizes today. We expect to be able to get several shirts and possibly a skirt out of each of them, so we are very pleased about that. We're hoping to start cutting and designing in the morning. Now if we could only find some shirts in bright pink, purple, yellow and orange too. We have outfits planned but we need those colors to do them right.
Sunday, November 2, 2014
The human's birthday is this week, and we are hopeful that we will obtain at least one and possibly two or more new siblings as a result. The human was checking the teddy adoption center, and she's seen several nice bears that she would like to invite to move in. We've heard a ton of kitty shrieks, but really, it's brother's own fault. He abandoned us. TWICE! We can invite anyone we want to move in and he has no right to complain. We just hope the human isn't too sad on her birthday. Last year she spent the day sobbing over that CAT!
Saturday, November 1, 2014
We are under the threat of snow and horrible cold, so we couldn't hop to the movies today with the human like we were hoping to do. We got a movie from the rental box instead, and hopefully that will prove entertaining enough. Also, we just remembered that we hadn't posted this here. We invited another bear to move in last weekend, bringing us up to 821 siblings!
Friday, October 31, 2014
The news had a report tonight on missing bees and we are concerned. Betsy rushed to tape the segment on those bees, and we don't like the way she keeps smirking as she replays it. Why do we think she knows exactly where those poor bees are, and why do we fear it is being held captive to produce honey for her? We are surprised her picture wasn't shown as a bear seen near the location where the bees were last seen.
Wednesday, October 29, 2014
The human is seriously thinking of going to the movies this weekend, which might mean we will need to make a bus trip to the movie theater right across from the archives. Do you think we should offer to poke at the family tree while the human is in the movies? And there go the kitty shrieks again at the notion of us loose near genealogy materials.
Tuesday, October 28, 2014
We're thinking about planting a few things to deal with the evil, tree murdering neighbor. Our first thought is a large patch of stinging nettles. Wouldn't that be a lovely plant to grow, right around the section of our property where he is thinking about trespassing to move his boat more conveniently? We wonder if there's a way to order nettles with extra sting?
Monday, October 27, 2014
The humans are thinking of calling the police to file a report on the tree murder now. We really hope they do. The horrible, awful neighbor deserves it! Murdering our poor tree! We are thinking of somehow finding an even bigger tree to plant now, although our human is sobbing that another tree won't be the same. We just can't believe the nerve of that awful neighbor. Who does he think he is, chopping down OUR tree to make it easier to trespass on our property with his boat?
We are still hopping mad about our poor murdered tree and our evil neighbor. We are considering options for dealing with him now. Our current favorite amongst the options is to recruit groundhogs for a little tunneling action. We could pay them in peas, which are cheap, and we know where to find a batch who are likely in need of work. We're thinking a few strategically placed tunnels could take out his flowerbeds and undermine his foundation nicely. We just need to find a book on seige warfare to learn the best tunnel placement routes now.
Saturday, October 25, 2014
The humans decided it was too cold to stay in the county, but we took the wood up anyway, in the hope that it might get warmer so we could put it up. You won't believe what we found when we got there, though. Some evil human had CHOPPED a tree the humans had raised from a sapling down, and had mangled another tree! So even if it had been warm enough to stay, the humans would have had to rush home anyway, for supplies to repair the poor injured tree. What sort of evil person would just chop down a tree that was not theirs? Our human is still debating filing a police report.
Friday, October 24, 2014
We got the needed wood and we got such a lovely deal on it too. We heard several annoying kitty shrieks as we were making our purchases and we fear Brother might be plotting some way to punish the lumber store for giving us such a deal. Do you think we should warn them about the potential danger?
Thursday, October 23, 2014
Tomorrow we hope we will head off to the country. The humans have a lot of work to do, and they will never accomplish anything if they leave Saturday, so we are highly hopeful of a departure tomorrow, and two lovely days in the country!
Wednesday, October 22, 2014
Wood was priced today. Now we just have to go and pick it up and we will be ready for our country trip. And even better, we are almost finished with a new shirt with lovely striped trim, and we just cut out the pattern for a dress!
Tuesday, October 21, 2014
There is a rumor we might go to the country this weekend, which will mean we will need to go wood shopping tomorrow to be ready. Paws crossed that it happens. We really want a nice country trip, and we have figured out how to make television work there now, so we can stitch and watch our favorite shows too!
Monday, October 20, 2014
We got to go trim shopping this afternoon, and what a haul we got! Over 56 yards of lovely trim, at ten cents a yard, and then some lovely discounted furry fringe too! We're so pleased, and are now plotting what we wish to stitch using this material.
Sunday, October 19, 2014
We didn't get to go shopping today either, due to a problem with the bus company's site refusing to load so we didn't know when to catch the bus to go trim hunting. But we are very hopeful about tomorrow, since the human has a torture appointment in the direction of the store we want to visit.
Saturday, October 18, 2014
We didn't go trim hunting today, because the human thought it looked like rain. She says maybe tomorrow. We hope so. We really need more nice trim. On the up side, though, we're thinking about teaching a teddy sewing class, if we just knew how to get started.
Friday, October 17, 2014
No wood today either, and now the human is sniffling again over that evil show of hers. We expect to be very damp soon. Maybe we will talk to the human about taking the bus somewhere tomorrow, hopefully to a store that stocks trim for teddy clothing, and on sale trim too. Maybe that would cheer her?
Thursday, October 16, 2014
We don't have wood to lag to the country yet. Maybe we'll purchase it in the morning? We really, really want to get up there and we can't go until we get the wood. On the up side, though, we did get another bag of candy to feed those trick-or-treaters this afternoon, and we have started assembling the little sacks we plan to hand out, so we now know what other stuff to get to stuff them properly.
Wednesday, October 15, 2014
No wood shopping today, but the human is going nuts after two days of being in the house due to rain, so we are highly hopeful of getting out for wood shopping tomorrow. Or getting out for something tomorrow. The human does not do good trapped in the house, so we have to get out tomorrow for sure.
Tuesday, October 14, 2014
The humans are hoping to visit the country later on this week for work purposes, and we are hoping to go to gather more stitching materials. We think we heard our human saying something about going to look for wood tomorrow. Do you think we should offer to go and help with this wood selection? The sooner they obtain wood, the soon we can get back to the country!
Monday, October 13, 2014
We've got an idea for how to stitch some lovely sleeves, and we were so eager to get started. But no more did we reach for our scissors than we realized we don't have any stuffing material we could use to make the sleeves properly puffy. How annoying! We have tons of batting, but it won't work right for stuffing purposes. We will just have to hop to the store tomorrow in search of the proper stuffing. So annoyed not to be able to work tonight, though.
Sunday, October 12, 2014
We got a bunch of shirts in human sizes to cut up, and convert to teddy sized clothing this afternoon. It was a huge box full that we gathered, so we are sure that we will be able to make a ton of lovely things for ourselves and all of our friends. Happy day!
Saturday, October 11, 2014
The comic show was lovely, although we are disappointed we didn't see more of our fellow teddies there. We were really hopping to meet other animals to discuss clothes, so that was annoying. But on the up side there was a teddy sized HUMAN there signing autographs, so we were very impressed with that. And then we dropped by a church for hot dogs afterwards and met a new bunny and a new bear who needed homes. We now have 820 siblings!
Friday, October 10, 2014
All ready to read off to that comic and toy show tomorrow. We hope we meet a lot of nice people there and find people who might like us to do stitching for them. And the human was saying maybe we could go to the country afterwards. Now wouldn't that be so much fun?
That comic and toy show starts tomorrow, and we are really hoping to go. Only now the poor human has injured her hand on top of her allergy issues. Here's hoping it is better by tomorrow, or we'll have a major problem.
Wednesday, October 8, 2014
The humans visited the country cottage this morning, which was good, but then something messed up the human's sinuses so now she is sneezing and in need of anti-histamines. Not good. What if this interferes with our hopes of going to that comic and toy show to show off?
There is a comic book and toy show the human is thinking of going to this weekend, and she is wanting to take some of us, to show off our nice outfits and hopefully to get orders for clothing for other nice animals. We wonder how loudly Brother will be shrieking should he hear about this? But it does sound like a lot of fun and the human is talking about getting a cute little cart for us to ride about it.
Monday, October 6, 2014
Okay, the human is not planning to watch that evil program tomorrow, and she's planning to help us with stitching instead, so we need ideas for outfits to make. Poor human is so, so sad, and we want a special project to try to comfort her.
Sunday, October 5, 2014
We started our Christmas shopping today, and are so pleased to say that we have over 20 gifts already purchased. We're thinking of dragging down paper to wrap them tomorrow. Or maybe we will let the human try wrapping. She amused herself repeatedly sticking her fingers with needles, and said it was so much less painful than this TV show she has been watching, so she needs a restful hand activity.
Saturday, October 4, 2014
We got some more lovely trim for sewing today. No new fabric, but the trim is really nice, so we suppose we'll be happy with that. There is always tomorrow for finding fabric, after all. And tomorrow gives us time to make patterns!
Friday, October 3, 2014
Due to rain we didn't go to the country this morning, which now that we have time to consider it is just as well. The human was able to do something to earn a free lunch for everyone, and then we were able to go fabric shopping. We got material to make two or three shirts, material for at least four skirts, and the material we need for the bottom part of a costume and some lovely trim as well, so we are happy bunnies tonight.
We might be heading to the country tomorrow to fix that little plumbing problem we are highly suspicious of the timing of. Right before we were about to leave with the measurements for more work, and plans for heading back to do more work and the plumbing messes up. Very suspicious timing. And if we find the pipes jammed with kitty items, we will know for sure that Brother is to blame!
Wednesday, October 1, 2014
We got a dress together last night, while the human was trying not to cry due to that awful show. But that doesn't mean we are happy. Poor human. We can't believe the show that used to be so nice is now so evil. Did those humans who write it accidentally get their hands on some evil item from our mice siblings' large cousin's other really good show that has warped their minds?
Tuesday, September 30, 2014
Poor human. That show she watches was on tonight, and it was especially evil again so this will be a short post. She's getting out fabric to help us with clothes designing to get over the evilness.
Monday, September 29, 2014
We had a lovely weekend in the country, although the rumors that we heard, that a kitty who looks like Brother might have been spotted up there are kind of alarming. What if he is, and he's plotting how to best ruin our lovely little vacation hideaway? Anyway, we're hoping to go back at the end of the week, so we're happy about that. And in more good news, we met two lovely koalas this weekend and invited them to move in. We now have 818 siblings!
Friday, September 26, 2014
We got two yards of that lovely fabric we spotted yesterday this afternoon, and we are so pleased with the excellent price. We're hoping to go to the country tomorrow, and we plan on taking it along so we can start stitching little pairs of teddy pants for wearing and for selling as well. We apologize in advance for any kitty screams
Thursday, September 25, 2014
We saw some fabric that would stitch up into lovely clothes, both for us, and for selling purposes. The humans were in a hurry and there was no one at the cutting table when we were there so we couldn't get any of it, but hopefully we will be able to tomorrow. We're hoping to spend the weekend in the country, and we're planning a stitching party!
Wednesday, September 24, 2014
Human's been upset today over an evil TV show that aired last night, and some of our teddy siblings are ticked too. So now they're badgering the mice about writing to their large cousin about this horrible piece of programming to get it fixed. We just hope that the giant mouse can fix things before next week. Poor human was so sad!
Monday, September 22, 2014
We stitched together a little t-shirt for one of our fellow bunnies, and to make it look even better, we added a bunny patch on the frount. It blends perfectly with the shirt fabric, and it looks even better than expected. So now we have an idea for more products for selling purposes. The store has a ton of those cute little patches, and t-shirts take seconds to stitch together almost! And they look so good with the patches, we're sure we could sell them for a ton of money! We may have to go patch hunting again tomorrow!
Sunday, September 21, 2014
We're planning outfits to sew now, and of course we will need teddies to model this outfits for our potential customers, so there will need to be a considerable number of us attending the bazaars and craft fairs. But we do think it has major potential to work out wonderfully. We're sure that a lot of people would love little outfits, custom made by hard working rabbits so you know the they're high quality. And if we earned a bunch of money for the humans, we bet they will be willing to take in a nice bunny to live here instead of letting that rat BROTHER back in! Perfect!
Saturday, September 20, 2014
We whispered a lovely idea to the human last night, and she agreed it was fantastic. Since we are having so much fun sewing, we were thinking that it might be good to whip up some outfits and set up at some of the upcoming church festivals to sell clothing to other teddies. Wouldn't that be helpful of us and it would bring in funds for more clothing and friends too! We think of the best ideas, don't we?
Thursday, September 18, 2014
The humans ran into car troubles today and now their vehicle is in the shop. We are not happy bunnies at all about this news. We were hoping to get to the country next week for an extended trip, and the lack of a car might mean we will be riding up there in the back of the truck! In the back where the wind will muss our fur terribly, or all of us will have to squeeze into the front seat with the humans somehow. Not good, not good at all!
Wednesday, September 17, 2014
We've been looking online all day today, trying to find ideas for clothing, and we think we have got another design for an outfit. We're going to start drawing the pattern, and then cutting first thing in the morning. We just hope that the shrieks from that fugitive kitten don't make our paws slip when we are wielding the scissors.
Tuesday, September 16, 2014
We're sewing even faster now, thanks to the lovely experience we've gained lately. We're expecting to have another little jacket stitched together soon, and then we have the fabric cut out for a second jacket and pants that should be a snap to put together. We just love this sewing, and how well it is coming along. If only Brother would stop complaining now.
Monday, September 15, 2014
We finished making two pairs of pants and a tie today, and we realized something. We are going to need clothes hangers soon or possibly a teddy size chest to hold any extra items we stitch. Does anyone know where we could find a teddy sized chest? The closet hanger is kind of high, so a chest would probably work out better for clothing storage purposes.
Friday, September 12, 2014
Hopefully we will be heading for the country tomorrow, or if that doesn't work out, maybe the mountains. Either way, we anticipate some lovely weekend fun. Now if we didn't also anticipate the weekend of kitten complaints.
Thursday, September 11, 2014
We are hoping to head to the country tomorrow. It is supposed to be cooler, and the human would really, really like to go, so we're hopeful that the trip will happen this time. We think we might start packing tonight so we will be ready just in case.
Wednesday, September 10, 2014
Two new friends moved in today. The nicest guinea pig and butterfly arrived early this afternoon, which you probably already know due to the kitty shrieks when we opened the door and welcomed them in. We're now up to 816 siblings!
Tuesday, September 9, 2014
We are almost finished with the three piece teddy suit we are stitching, and it looks so GOOD! Really, all of the kitty shrieks we had to listed to were almost worth it, to produce and outfit this nice.
Monday, September 8, 2014
Instead of going to the country, now the human is thinking about a possible trip to the mountains to hunt down relations and sell stuff to them. That would be fun and we would really, really enjoy doing it so either plan works for us. The mountains might be especially nice since they have a new bear store up there where we could go shopping. Either way, we're anticipating a great weekend. Now if we could just block the kitty shrieks!
Sunday, September 7, 2014
We're thinking about going to the country this weekend. There are rumors of possible cooler weather on the way, which we hope means the human might be comfortable enough to be able to go this time. Paws crossed the weather cooperates!
Saturday, September 6, 2014
We got a lovely DVD set today and three days early too! The mailman seems to be doing such a good job, when he isn't facing kitty harassment. And these DVDs happen to show some outfits we are trying to construct, so we will need to watch them carefully will stitching. Such fun we're going to have with them!
Friday, September 5, 2014
We got more things to construct more clothing today, and we got more little needles for stitching the outfits too. Brother is not pleased, and the kitty shrieks are almost deafening. Really, he ought to be ashamed of himself for kicking up such a fuss when he doesn't even live here anymore!
Thursday, September 4, 2014
We went to the teddy store this afternoon, and met the nicest black kitty, who we invited to move in with us right away. We are now up to 814 siblings, not counting the guinea pig and butterfly who are traveling towards our house even as we speak. We hope the kitten shrieks as a result of this didn't disturb anyone unduly.
Wednesday, September 3, 2014
We are continuing to stitch clothing, and design patterns, and Brother is continuing to shout about it from his hiding place. Does anyone have any suggestions for how to stop this? He doesn't live here. Shouldn't his continued yelling constitute harassment?
Tuesday, September 2, 2014
We're sorry for any kitty noise that might have disturbed you. Brother is pitching a fit from his current hiding place, because we found a batch of free patterns online. Really, you would think he wanted us to be NAKED from how he keeps going on about our making clothing!
Monday, September 1, 2014
We're making plans to order a new friend soon and you should hear the kitty shrieks. But we have a coupon for the adoption fee, and Brother abandoned us, so he really, really has no say, and we have no clue why he continues thinking he has some input on this matter.
Saturday, August 30, 2014
The human decided it was too hot, so we didn't go to the country this afternoon. Which we are actually okay with, because we went to the bear store instead and got coupons for more new friends, and then we got fabric to stitch together more clothing. We are almost done with one shirt, and getting ready to start another!
Friday, August 29, 2014
Our trip to the country was delayed, due to the humans running into problems with the vehicle needed to transport us. They had to rush it in for a repair, and thus we are still at home. Sabotage is suspected.
Thursday, August 28, 2014
We're hoping to head off to the country tomorrow, for a weekend of fun. We're ever thinking of taking some seeds to plant, so we can enjoy fall flowers up there. Or maybe fall VEGETABLES! That would be good, and would allow us to expand our garden space so much!
Wednesday, August 27, 2014
Tuesday, August 26, 2014
We're hoping to hop to the bear store tomorrow to see about getting our owl friend registered, and to check out the fall clothing selection. We apologize in advance for any disturbing kitten shrieks
Monday, August 25, 2014
We got the nicest coupon yesterday for 60 percent off of fabric, so naturally we had to hop off to the store this afternoon to gather more yardage for clothing stitching purposes. We heard many angry kitty shouts, so we don't think Brother was pleased, but really, he abandoned us. Why he thinks his opinion on these things should be taken into consideration, we will never know. Heaven only knows how he will complain if he ever finds out what we are planning to do once our latest outfits are stitched together.
Saturday, August 23, 2014
The human is talking about maybe going to the country one day next week, and then on the weekend too. That would be so much fun, and we are crossing our paws now that it happens. And making plans for doing some shopping soon so we will be free to go!
Friday, August 22, 2014
The human has a plan for how to get us some attention, so we think we might need to go shopping tomorrow, to get more fabric for clothing construction. Wish us luck that the human's plan works! We just love attention!
Thursday, August 21, 2014
Well, our plan to go to the country didn't go through, but that's okay, because some of the bears convinced us that by the time we got up there we really wouldn't have time to enjoy ourselves before having to come back so now we are hoping for a trip next weekend instead.
Wednesday, August 20, 2014
Paws crossed that we can convince the grandhuman that another visit to the country is in order tomorrow night. Maybe if we do all of the humans' laundry for them while the grandhuman is gone? Although we have a bath scheduled for an owl friend, so we're not sure how we would work in laundry too.
Tuesday, August 19, 2014
We have high hopes of visiting the country on Friday and we can just hear the kitty complaints now. A bookstore the human likes up there will be open then, and they're having a sale the human is dying to see. We can only hope that will help us with convincing her to let us visit.
Monday, August 18, 2014
In a further weekend report, we stopped by the local homeless shelter on our way to the country, and met the nicest bear while we were there. Who could blame us for asking him to move in? We now have 813 siblings!
Sunday, August 17, 2014
We had a lovely time in the country, but now that we are back home, the human is feeling sad and missing Brother once more. Maybe we need to scurry back to the country with her to keep her from thinking about the rat? We would LOVE that!
Friday, August 15, 2014
We're hoping for a visit to the country tomorrow. Won't Brother be just so annoyed if that plan goes through? We've made sure the human has a ton of books for reading purposes, and there's no better place than the country in her opinion for reading so we are very, very hopeful!
Thursday, August 14, 2014
It has been two months since Brother deserted us. We can't believe his nerve, abandoning us twice in less than a year and a half, and leaving us both times with a broken-hearted human. She's thinking about him, and looking at his pictures and starting to sob again right now. He should be ashamed of himself!
Wednesday, August 13, 2014
Well, Brother didn't show up at the archive like we feared which is good, since if he had gotten loose in that crowd, we're sure there would be humans with broken bones now, probably including our human. But now the human is missing him and sobbing once more. We really need to buy umbrellas. And figure out where Brother is hiding!
We're hopping to the archive with the humans tomorrow, to listen to a lecture on one of their relations. We're wondering, though, if there might be a chance Brother will try his paw at stopping this lecture by popping up and doing something evil like trying to trip the speaker. Do you think we should bring a net along for a possible kitten capture?
Monday, August 11, 2014
We found a spool to replace the missing thread, and we have almost finished stitching together a little pair of dress pants. If Brother is to blame for the sewing delays, we hope he knows that all the delay did was to give us more time to think threw our stitching plan so we could sew faster when we found everything and got to work! The pants look so nice and went together so fast. We are very, very pleased!
We found our missing pattern, but now we are missing a spool of THREAD! We have searched our sewing boxes, and every place we can think of where it should be located with no success and we are getting suspicious. Missing patterns, missing thread, the only person we can think of who would want to hinder our stitching so is BROTHER! Could he have found a way to creep in, possibly at night when we're snoozing, to hide things from us?
Saturday, August 9, 2014
We're missing a pattern for a pair of pants that we planned to stitch together this afternoon, and we don't know what could have happened to it. The pattern was right there with the fabric we had planned to use when we hopped out, and then when we got back it was gone. Do you think Brother could somehow be responsible?
Friday, August 8, 2014
The human's allergies are bothering her, so tonight's post will be short. We met the nicest homeless pup when we dripped by the homeless shelter today, and naturally we had to invite him to move in. We are now up to 812 siblings!
Thursday, August 7, 2014
Just a short post tonight, as we're hoping to hop to that giant yard sale tomorrow, and the human must go to bed shortly to be ready for it. We do hope we can attend. It is always so much fun, and we're hoping that Brother might be lurking there, hoping we won't spot him. We wouldn't put it past that kitten!
Wednesday, August 6, 2014
We visited another fabric department today. Needless to say, we heard a lot of little kitten shrieks the entire time we were there. Brother should be ashamed is all that we can say, for disturbing our shopping so. We're surprised that someone from the store didn't try to hunt him down for making such a fuss, but we guess it's good they didn't try to find the source of the shouting. Then we would have to hop forward and admit that Brother is a relation, and the store might hold his poor behavior against US!
Tuesday, August 5, 2014
The poor human was sobbing over that rotten brother of ours again today, and we're feeling a bit damp. That cat is going to be in so much trouble when we drag him home, just you wait and see! How dare he cause our poor fur to be so damaged!
Monday, August 4, 2014
We hopped to the fabric store today to get more fabric for stitching together into clothing. We hope the kitten shouts didn't hurt anyone's ears too much. We don't know what Brother's problem is. He has deserted us twice now, so why he thinks he should have a say in our wardrobe construction, we haven't a clue, but he keeps insisting it is a crime to encourage us to get more clothes and more clothes in the house will only serve to attract more siblings.
Sunday, August 3, 2014
The human is chattering with some new friends about our kind and the clothing for our kind and special outfits! We think we might be getting more siblings soon! Won't Brother just love that when he hears? Not that he has a right to object after how he deserted us, we hope he knows. Oh, we can't wait to see who our new siblings will be!
Saturday, August 2, 2014
We can't believe this. We were all packed and everything. The humans were eagerly anticipating a nice yard sale adventure and a hotel stay and so were we, only to learn when we got to the sight of the giant sale that the date we found was wrong, and the sale is NEXT WEEK! So now we have to go back in a few days! Well, we hope Brother doesn't think this means he has escaped us. It just means we will have longer to get better nets!
Friday, August 1, 2014
We're hopping to the giant yard sale tomorrow and we're so excited! We've got our nets all ready in case we spot Brother too. We hope we do, so we can net him and drag him home where he belongs. Just got to finish getting the human's books straightened out and then it is off to bed to rest up for shopping!
Thursday, July 31, 2014
We're getting our bags all packed for the trip to the giant yard sale, but we are wondering something. What if Brother is hiding there? Should we back his cage in case we spot him or should be just go with strong nets instead? Nets might be more portable.
Tuesday, July 29, 2014
We decided to stay home after all. The humans were going to get a late start if they went to the country so we agreed that staying here would be best. And on the up side, it will give us more time to prepare for hopping to that giant yard sale over the weekend. You know, we've heard that sometimes kitties attend such events. Do you think there's a chance that Brother might be there? It's really big, after all. Maybe he would think it's long enough that we would fail to spot him!
Monday, July 28, 2014
We are hoping to go to the country tomorrow, to install the spare air conditioner now that the other one is finally working again. Once we have proper air available up there, trips will be so much nicer, and we bet the humans will be going lots more. Wouldn't that just drive Brother crazy? And when we recapture him, and we will, he will be spending loads more time up there too!
Sunday, July 27, 2014
We can't talk for long tonight. We're expecting storms soon, and we must make sure that the human is well stocked with books. We suspect that Brother has been trying his paw at dancing up rain to inconvenience us once more. Really, when will he learn that kittens can't dance?
Saturday, July 26, 2014
To save ourselves some hopping, we found the nicest little carrier the human can wear on her back, and that we can ride around it. It's extremely comfy, and we'll have a lovely view from so high up! And no wear and tear on our big bunny feet either! Just perfect!
Friday, July 25, 2014
We hopped by an event at a church today, and we met a homeless bear and a bunny, stuck there with all of their clothing. Needless to say, we offered our fellow rabbit and her bear friend a place to stay, bringing us up to 811 siblings!
Thursday, July 24, 2014
We hopped to the store and got another bottle of oil for the human today. But now we need to hop back to the food co-op to buy a special spray bottle for mixing it in, and possibly more oils for playing around with as well. Won't Brother be so pleased if he hears of us hopping down there once more!
Wednesday, July 23, 2014
We hopped to the food co-op today with the human. She had heard that there were various oils that work wonders to repel pests that she wanted to try, so we hopped along to help her gather them. Now our house smells like a peppermint factory in an attempt to get rid of ants. We just hope it works. Ants are so annoying!
Tuesday, July 22, 2014
The human seems to think our plan for a weekend trip to that giant sale is an excellent idea! We knew she would approve. We just have to pick a cozy hotel now. Won't that annoy Brother so much but with how he deserted us he has NO right to complain!
Monday, July 21, 2014
We think that giant yard sale is coming up soon too. We always love attending that, and Brother always rants about it. And unless he pops up soon, and thus gives the humans a reason to stay at home, we think we might make the sale a weekend trip! Just think of all of the potential new friends we could meet!
The lovely tomato festival is next weekend and we are already making plans to attend on Friday. Won't Brother just love that? Of course, there are always homeless shelters who lag kitties to these events in the hope of finding a human to take them in. Wouldn't it be funny if BROTHER was there?
Saturday, July 19, 2014
We decided to stay home this weekend after all. It's been raining rather hard, too hard to risk our fur darting from the car to the door of the country cottage. So, so annoying, but there is always next weekend, and maybe we will find a way to recapture Brother before then so he can be drug along as well!
Thursday, July 17, 2014
We're hoping to hop to the country tomorrow evening. The human is wanting to go, and is imaging curling up for massive reading sessions. We arranged a few more books for her to help with that, so we're sure to have her support for a little visit. Oh, we hope the Grandhuman will agree! The country is just so perfect, despite what that fugitive cat is saying!
Wednesday, July 16, 2014
We hopped to another country library today, and collected more lovely little cards. They were so happy to see us, they even invited us back for lunch in a couple of weeks. Wasn't that nice of them? And won't it just drive Brother crazy if we accept?
Tuesday, July 15, 2014
Well, the human's great uncle John amused himself scheduling his demise today, so the human might be dropping in to a funeral home today. We've been hearing loud kitty shrieks all afternoon, and demands that this relation be taken to court immediately for daring to die and then having a detailed obituary published in the newspaper. Really, we don't know why Brother hates the family tree so much. It's not like we ever tried to make him CLIMB it!
Monday, July 14, 2014
We're hoping to hop to the country again this weekend. The only thing that could make yet another weekend visit better is if we had Brother recaptured so we could drag him along. We have the perfect spot for his pen, right next to our cozy little bed, so he will be in our company at all times! Won't he just love that?
Sunday, July 13, 2014
We heard an advertisement for the nicest waterpark this afternoon. We're thinking of begging the human to take us some time this week. It would be such fun, and at such a reasonable price too! Wouldn't Brother just love that, to know we're frolicking at a waterpark instead of being driven crazy trying to hunt him down? Maybe if the human soaks in the water long enough, it will wash away any desire to recapture that cat! Wouldn't that serve him right!
Saturday, July 12, 2014
We're hoping to hop to the country again this weekend. Really, we're having such a lovely time up there, and the human keeps talking about how much she would love to LIVE there! What if we can convince her to do just that? Then we could recapture Brother and force him to be a COUNTRY KITTY! Wouldn't he absolutely love that?
Friday, July 11, 2014
Wednesday, July 9, 2014
The neighborhood was filled with rabbits today, and the air was filled with kitty shrieks over so many bunnies roaming free. We spotted four lovely new bunny friends, lounging in the yards of the neighbor next to us, the one across the street and the one right behind us, although now that we think about it, those bunnies in the yard behind us might have been hopping to the library and taking a shortcut. So nice to have so many of our fellow rabbits in the neighborhood!
Tuesday, July 8, 2014
We have had a kitty offered to us, a girl kitty, not Brother. We would be fine with this. After how he has abandoned us so frequently, Brother probably deserves to be have another kitty taking his place, but this girl kitty is an adult kitty and we're a little nervous about that. What if she is set in her ways? What if she doesn't like rabbits? She will already be bigger than us! What if she tries to boss us around, despite the fact we have seniority here? We're just not sure about this at all. But our poor human is in tears and missing that rotten Brother. Do you think we should at least suggest meeting this kitty?
Monday, July 7, 2014
We are hoping to convince the humans to visit the country again at the end of the week. The human is already talking about what a good time she had, so we're thinking a visit is a distinct possibility. Won't Brother be so thrilled to hear that. We don't know why he has such issues with us going up there unless.... Do you think he could be hiding there once more, and is trying to discourage us from visiting for fear we will find HIM?
Sunday, July 6, 2014
We're back from our lovely, lovely trip to the country! It was absolutely wonderful, and we're hoping to hop back soon for another little visit. So nice up there even with the kitty shrieks that we kept hearing. And we found a TOMATO sale! We now have 12 lovely plants for our garden! We ought to plant them right on top of Brother as a punishment for his desertion. We really should.
Thursday, July 3, 2014
We went to the country today, and got another batch of library cards from the burrow-like library there. Really, that place is just so, so wonderful, and so nice to all of their rabbit patrons. And then we went by the local homeless shelter, and met a few of the nicest bears. They didn't have a place to live, so of course we invited them to move in right away. We now have 809 siblings! And we're planning to go to the country again tomorrow, to possibly spend a few days. And there is not a thing Brother can do about it because he deserted and is not HERE!
Wednesday, July 2, 2014
We didn't get to the library today. Much to the annoyance of our outdoor bunny friends, the grandhuman decided to work on the lawn and mowing it instead. They were horribly annoyed as they couldn't hop out for a snack until she was done, and they claim that the grass now tastes terrible from the wheels rolling over it. Anyway, we hope to hop off to the library bright an early in the morning, to stock up on cards.
Tuesday, July 1, 2014
We're hoping to go to the country tomorrow, to visit a few of the burrow-like libraries. We need to pick up a few new library cards, you see, so we can get more bunny reading material. Wouldn't Brother be just so annoyed if he knew about our planned library visit. But since he abandoned us once more, we can hop off the the country and probably get a hundred library cards without any worries at all!
Monday, June 30, 2014
You will not believe this, but the poor human went out to the doctor today and when she came home, she was limping with a giant blister on one toe and she suspects the start of a blister on another! She did not have these injuries when she went out! What sort of doctor is this, that they return her worse off than she was when she went into their office? Where do we file a complaint about this horrible, horrible person?
Sunday, June 29, 2014
It's amazing how many more bunnies have been hopping around in the absence of the cat. So nice, having so many new bunny friends visiting us, and without having to hear kitty shouts about how we are up to something and engaged in some sort of horrible plot to spread vegetables everywhere and endanger society. Hmmmm. Maybe if we invite our new bunny friends to move in, maybe the human will forget about finding Brother once more? Bunnies could take his place nicely, we are sure, and it would serve him right for deserting!
Saturday, June 28, 2014
The nicest rabbits have now established a burrow in our front yard. Brother won't be happy at all with this news, we are sure. It's so nice for us, though, to look out and see our fellow rabbits hopping about in front of the house, letting everyone know what a rabbit friendly dwelling this is. Oh, we can't wait to give that cat the news of our total bunny friendly status! All of the cats in the neighborhood now know this is a bunny dwelling! Brother will never be able to poke a paw out of the door for embarrassment, and can we say how much he totally deserves it for how he cruelly deserted us?
Friday, June 27, 2014
The poor human had a crying fit over Brother this afternoon, and it was so upsetting. Not to mention DAMP! Our poor fur, and our poor human too. We can not stand it if Brother tries to stay hidden as long this time as he did the last time! We need to recapture him now, before we are all forced to get our poor fur professionally cleaned!
Thursday, June 26, 2014
The human is wanting to pay a visit to the country library, the one conveniently located underground for the ease of their bunny patrons, tomorrow. Oh, we can just sense the kitty shrieks now if we get to go up there! Brother has such hostile feelings towards that library, if we go, we wouldn't be surprised if he didn't come racing out of whatever hiding place he has selected this time to pounce and try to stop us! We think we will be scheduling that visit right away. And digging out our net to toss over his head when he tries!
Wednesday, June 25, 2014
We just found the nicest thing. There is a genealogy conference, scheduled for Texas, and we are thinking about booking the human a place at it. And then afterwards we could go and visit some of the places she needs to see to encourage the growth of the family tree. And the only thing that could possibly prevent this travel is if BROTHER shows up! Maybe we ought to stop trying so hard to recapture him!
Tuesday, June 24, 2014
Brother better get himself back here soon is all we can say. He was always so alarmed by the family tree. Well, we have lovely news for him. While she doesn't have him to supervise, the human is thinking about taking a bus to one of the big archives. The tree could be expanding greatly soon, unless that cat rushes home to prevent it!
Monday, June 23, 2014
A batch of kittens made the news today. We weren't able to see the entire broadcast, but we're a little concerned that one of these kittens could be Brother back for life three and we fear what he might be on the news for. We're sure anything involving that cat can not be good. Do you think we need to call the news station and ask where these possibly criminal kittens are so we can go and drag him back home where he belongs?
Sunday, June 22, 2014
We just found another reason for Brother's ill timed desertion of us. The humans have a visit to the country planned for next week, we are hoping, and we just know that Brother plotted to abandon us in order to keep from having to go! We do not know what his problem is with the country. The country is nice, and there is nothing at all wrong with all of the vegetables that are grown there. We ought to track him down, just so we can lag him up there for a visit. We really should. It would be exactly the punishment he deserves, to not only be caught, but to be caught and drug to the country cottage for a lovely visit!
Saturday, June 21, 2014
Today's reunion was a complete success, we are very happy to announce, and the goodie bags were a huge hit. It was worth working our poor little paws off, to see how happy they made all of the kids. And we have no intention of sharing any of the praise we got with Brother when he is recaptured. If he deserts and leaves us to do all of the work, he doesn't deserve a single word of praise!
Friday, June 20, 2014
We assembled 17 fat goodie bags for lagging to the reunion. Our little paws are terribly tired from this work, but we are very proud of what we accomplished. And Brother should be so ashamed of himself, running out on us this way and leaving us to work on our own! We're sure now that he did it deliberately, just in time to dodge work!
Thursday, June 19, 2014
The human's family reunion is this weekend, and don't think we aren't suspicious about the timing of Brother's desertion. We have to work tomorrow, assembling goodie bags to take to the reunion, and now there is no cat to assist! He probably did it deliberately, deserting just in time to avoid work! He ought to be so, so ashamed of himself for pulling this stunt and abandoning us, just to get out of doing a little, harmless work! What do cats find so alarming about the idea of doing work, anyway?
Tuesday, June 17, 2014
We have a few leads on recapturing Brother already! We can only hope that means that finding him and dragging him home will go much quicker this time. It will cut into our gardening schedule badly if he is as difficult as he was the last time he deserted us. Really, we're tempted to write Santa and arrange for Brother's Christmas presents to be revoked this year for causing us this trouble.
Monday, June 16, 2014
The human wasn't feeling well this morning and didn't go out, so the Brother hunt has been postponed until tomorrow. That's just as well, though. It has given us more time to find our best nets for recapturing him. Really, he should be ashamed of himself. We need to be planting tomatoes now, not spending time on a cat hunt!
Sunday, June 15, 2014
We're hoping to start tracking Brother down again tomorrow. We can't believe he is making us go through this twice in one year. And at the start of gardening season too, when we need to be digging and planting. And there he is, making us spend time that would be better spent on vegetables and work being spent instead on locating him and dragging him back home once more. He ought to be ashamed of himself.
Saturday, June 14, 2014
We're very sorry to report that Brother passed away this morning. Needless to say, the human is crushed, and our poor fur is very damp. We can't believe Brother escaped once more. What was he thinking? He has managed to use two lives in a year and a half! Doesn't he know he is only issued nine of those? Anyway, our posts might be a bit irregular for awhile as we attempt to comfort the poor human, and hunt Brother down once more.
Wednesday, June 11, 2014
It is almost midnight, and those awful, awful frogs are still in the backyard, singing their horrible, croaking songs. Our poor ears. Even the storms and rain we had this evening did not discourage them, and we had such high hopes for the weather cutting their concert short too. What can be done to stop this frog harrassment? Surely it must violate some law!
Monday, June 9, 2014
The frogs haven't been discouraged at all by the grandhuman's attempt to evict them. We think they are even laughing a bit over the entire thing. They are croaking out their horrible attempts at music at even higher volumes, and not even the air conditioner is drowning them out now. Really, what are we going to do? Our poor, poor ears!
Sunday, June 8, 2014
The grandhuman started frog eviction proceedings this afternoon. We were so pleased, thinking they might be gone by nightfall, but somehow they are still camped out, right where they were to start with. What did the grandhuman do wrong? Surely evicting some annoying frogs isn't that HARD!
Saturday, June 7, 2014
The neighbors have finally heard those annoying frog concerts, and they seem to agree with us that what they are doing is NOT music! Do you suppose the police will be interested in putting a stop to these concerts if a few humans call in complaints? They sure aren't taking complaints from bunnies seriously.
Friday, June 6, 2014
We got the human a certificate for episodes of a television program she likes. So we're expecting possible supervision to drop off sharply soon. How do you think we should break the news about this to Brother? He got so upset over the books, we're sure he won't be pleased at all with the free TV shows.
Thursday, June 5, 2014
Brother has been lounging by the window overlooking the pool, and listening to the frogs' attempts at music. We think he might actually LIKE what they are trying to sing. Do you think that is a sign he needs some sort of therapy? Because what they are croaking is NOT music! It is torture!
Wednesday, June 4, 2014
After several days of blissful silence, those frogs are croaking out their horrible attempts at music once more. Our poor, poor ears! Really, this is rabbit abuse, subjecting creatures with such long, fine ears to such horrible noise. Who do we call to report this to, the ASPCA? We are sure those frogs are violating some rule with their awful attempts at singing!
Tuesday, June 3, 2014
We earned enough points to get the human another book certificate today, and Brother is not happy. He says more reading will only lead to looser supervision of us, and he will then be expected to take up the slack. Little does he know that we have also found a certificate to get the human free tv shows, so we might not be watched at all very, very soon!
Monday, June 2, 2014
We found a wonderful book deal today, and grabbed eight lovely books. We thought Brother would be happy about this. One of the books mentioned cats in the title, after all. But he took one look and is now claiming we are up to something because the book refers to kitties in pajamas. He is trying to say this is a book that is encouraging the dressing of cats, and is therefore a CRIME!
Sunday, June 1, 2014
It's still so nice, with the sound of the air conditioner silencing those frogs. We have no idea who told them that they could sing. We're very surprised that our neighbors have not called the authorities on them for violating some noise ordinance with the horrible, awful croaking they have been trying to pass off as music. Goodness knows it is hurting our poor bunny ears enough.
Saturday, May 31, 2014
We have found another benefit to having the air hooked up once more. The sound of the air conditioner running very nicely drowns out the sounds of the nightly frog concerts, so we can actually get some decent rest! YAY for air!
Friday, May 30, 2014
We actually got to go to the country today! The air conditioner for the window was retrieved and we are relaxing in lovely coolness at the moment. Brother is sulking a bit, wanting to know why our room is all cool instead of the rooms he prefers, but he will likely join us soon, just wait and see!
Thursday, May 29, 2014
We're thinking of going to the country tomorrow morning, bright and early to get the portable air conditioner. You would think Brother would approve of that, but we are afraid he will take this as an attempt to meet other rabbits and gather vegetables. So we're going to have to hop out very, very quietly, and hope he doesn't realize we're going in time to start a rain dance to force us to return home!
Wednesday, May 28, 2014
The frogs who are living in our back yard are out of control. Each night they are singing frog love songs, and there are about a million of them, each singing a different tune, so sleep is more than a bit difficult at night. Does anyone know how to demand that this song fest stop at a decent hour? And you don't want to know the size of the families these frogs have decided to have this year. They have managed to take over the entire pool with their tadpoles. How are we ever going to go swimming now?
Tuesday, May 27, 2014
We had quite the adventure today. Brother was drug to the chiropractor again, and a virus was found in his tummy, a virus that we are suspicious is the same one that was also found in the human's tummy. Obviously one of them infected the other, and we can only hope that we do not become infected next. Anyway, the adventure started when we tried to go home, and the car would not go into reverse. The grandhuman was panicking, and we had to retreat to the doctor's office while the human tried to phone for help. We offered to turn a movie on for Brother while we were waiting, but he complained the only films available were dog movies. Anyway, it turns out the car had became trapped on a piece of metal sticking up from the curb. What was a piece of metal doing sticking out of the curb? It seems highly dangerous to us. What were the humans who maintain the parking lot thinking?
Monday, May 26, 2014
Our raspberry bushes have expanded nicely, we are thrilled to say. We must have ten or twenty canes in the back yard, and they are starting to develop blooms and berries! We're going to have such yummy, yummy food soon! We can't wait to start PICKING!
It has just occurred to us that gardening season is about to start, and we are not ready due to our being called to deal with Brother's issues. Do you think that this could be a plot on his part, to schedule and illness to disrupt our digging and planting? Do you think he wants us to maybe go HUNGRY come harvest time?
Saturday, May 24, 2014
One of our neighbors, possibly a neighbor who has escaped from the local funny farm, has taken to lighting a fire nightly. Can we press charges against them for this? We still have no air, and must have open windows to keep cool. Smoke odors keep creeping in, and our human is severely allergic! Surely something can be done about this situation! We are sure it is a crime!
Friday, May 23, 2014
We attempted to visit the country this morning, only to be stopped by a rainstorm and hail. We are very suspicious of this sudden bad weather. Brother was at home at the time, and our new bunny neighbors swear they heard the noise of dancing coming from our house. Want to bet he danced up a storm to keep us from seeing the country?
Thursday, May 22, 2014
We drug Brother to the human's chiropractor today for virus killing. Here's hoping that it worked. Brother doesn't want to go back to the kitty doctor. His fur is so soft and silky, if he went there, he would undoubtedly be shaved BALD!
Wednesday, May 21, 2014
And now the weatherman is sending us WIND! Wind that will probably knock down our power lines and take our fans out. We swear, we will be hopping to the courthouse in the morning, to see how to press charges against that horrible weatherman. And we will be planting the big pumpkins on the hill leading to his little weather center TOO!
Tuesday, May 20, 2014
It is getting hot once more. How very, very annoying, and our air isn't fixed yet either, so it will be back to using our ears for fans again, we fear. Really, this weather is driving us crazy, first hot and then cold and now back to hot again. And how are we to manage putting our garden out if the weather won't co-operate with us?
Monday, May 19, 2014
More nippiness today, but there are rumors of impending heat. That might be good, but then again with the continued lack of air, it might be bad. Really, why must the weather constantly torment such nice little bunnies?
Sunday, May 18, 2014
It is still nippy out, and annoying. We think we might check online later for the proper charges to press against the weather man for this. Really, causing such annoying, awful weather surely counts as cruelty to bunnies, right?
Saturday, May 17, 2014
Now after baking us last week, the weather has taken a turn for the COLD once more, and we are freezing. Really, someone needs to press charges against the weather man for loosing all of these horrible extremes on us. We are sure that it is a crime.
Friday, May 16, 2014
We visited a church event today. At their last event they had lovely cookies and baked goods, and we were hoping for a repeat, and possibly the chance to at least get a few crumbs before Betsy pounced. No food, but we did meet the nicest unicorn and owl, who were looking for a home. We now have 809 new siblings! Needless to say, Brother was not impressed. No food, and more siblings.
Thursday, May 15, 2014
We spotted two bunnies who are new to the neighborhood lounging under one of the azaleas yesterday. We're assuming they are a rabbit couple, which means we can soon expect a herd of bunny offspring soon. Won't that just make Brother so happy, having tons of new bunny neighbors?
Wednesday, May 14, 2014
It is miserably hot here. So, so annoying. We are using our ears as fans, but for the first time, it doesn't seem like it is doing much to cool us off. Can we charge the air conditioner repairman with cruelty to rabbits for not getting out here faster to restore our nice cool air?
Tuesday, May 13, 2014
The chiropractor said he would be happy to see Brother so we're very tempted to book an appointment for him for Thursday. If we tell him the office has air conditioning, we're sure he would be racing to go. Our air is still out here, and it is baking hot!
Monday, May 12, 2014
Brother is bouncing about even more today. Little does he know that tomorrow is the chiropractor, and our possibly arranging for a little chiropractic visit for him. Hmmm, Brother's rather proud of his long tail. Wonder if the chiropractor might find that it's our of alignment?
Sunday, May 11, 2014
Brother being dosed with healthy things continues, and tomorrow we are thinking of poking a spice that is supposed to be good for you down him. Do you think we need to give him any sort of warning about that, or spring it on him before he can escape? Really, it looks yummy to us, so we don't know why he would object. And haven't the last two things we have feed him for his health worked out well so far?
Saturday, May 10, 2014
We went to the food co-op today, and got more stuff to feed Brother. He complained terribly when we poked the gel cap of the pro-biotics down him this afternoon, but then he was hopping around, chasing his fish, and running wild tonight, so we think he does not have a right to complain. Tomorrow, he starts on vitamins!
Friday, May 9, 2014
We think we will be hopping to the food co-op tomorrow, in search of more healthy items for Brother. He's been so cooperative about gulping down the silver. We can only hope this bodes well for him agreeing to take other healthy things as well. Perhaps he will even be willing to embrace a vegetarian lifestyle soon!
Thursday, May 8, 2014
Wednesday, May 7, 2014
Brother potentially has some sort of awful virus now, and the human is in a panic, so our posts might be a bit shorter. We're going to have to make arrangements to drag him off to the chiropractor for potential virus location and killing. And then to the food co-op to stock up on heathy items to improve his immune system. And these items are one aisle over from seeds, so they should be a snap to find, too!
Tuesday, May 6, 2014
The weather has suddenly taken a turn for the hot side, and we still do not have air. So, so annoying, although we are seeing some pluses. The heat makes Brother sleepy, so he's less likely to try to pounce on us, and since we have to use or ears for fans, he doesn't have a chance of grabbing and pulling them!
Monday, May 5, 2014
Brother is not happy with his diet, and we are sure his latest remarks count as serious threats. He spotted one of us in the kitchen today, getting a salad, and he remarked on how DELICIOUS she looked! DELICIOUS! That is a THREAT! A threat to snack on a rabbit!
Sunday, May 4, 2014
Brother remains free. This is starting to alarm us. He's been on his diet several days now, and the humans are letting him roam free where innocent bunnies are available to pounce on. Can you see the potential danger in this? We must arm ourselves with carrots right away for self defense!
Saturday, May 3, 2014
The grandhuman decided to pen Brother last night, but that just means tonight is his first night of freedom. And even worse, he is now on a DIET due to his fooling the humans and convincing them to let him stuff himself silly for three months. What if he gets hungry? We do not want a potentially hungry cat roaming free! What if he decides he would like to munch on one of US?
Friday, May 2, 2014
We are worried. The humans are letting Brother spend the night out of his pen, and the thoughts of what he might get up to while they are snoozing is about to give us nightmares. What if he spends the night stalking us, trying to grab us by the ears and drag us around? How will we ever get to sleep with him on the loose?
Thursday, May 1, 2014
We are almost ready to get another 25 dollar gift certificate for the human, and you should hear the kitty complaints. We're not sure what the certificate should be, though. She's expecting a 50 dollar book certificate any day, so do you suppose it would be okay to get a certificate for more siblings?
Wednesday, April 30, 2014
Well, the vet called and said that perhaps Brother didn't steal those worms after all. He was so thrilled that we might be forced to let him out of pen arrest until we pointed out that this means he's plump and might need to DIET! Now he's insisting he is a worm thief and should be locked away at once. Think we ought to believe him?
Tuesday, April 29, 2014
Brother is confined to his pen as a punishment for his theft of those worms. Does anyone know how long we should make him stay on pen arrest? We don't know what in the world he was thinking, snatching worms that belong in the garden working.
Monday, April 28, 2014
Brother got drug to the vet today, for the rest of his shots, and we got the happy news that he has probably managed to steal a batch of worms that we are sure were meant to be tilling the soil in our garden. Stealing worms, he should be ashamed. And he has no right to complain about how he lost valuable arm fur after his latest antics.
Sunday, April 27, 2014
We had a lovely Sunday. We got to visit the country cottage, and now the humans are talking about going back this week. Won't Brother love that? His first trip since his recapture. And we just ordered a certificate to help adopt more siblings, so this might be an even bigger family trip than expected!
Saturday, April 26, 2014
Today was so nice, despite Brother's complaints. First, those bunnies made the TV again this morning, promoting good will and bunnies even further. Then we visited a few places with the human and met two more bears in need of a home, bringing the sibling count up to 807. We hope the kitty shrieks at this number didn't disturb anyone unduly.
Friday, April 25, 2014
Brother is so unhappy with the local tv station tonight! They aired a video a couple of rabbits made, and it is now becoming wildly popular online. We don't see what the problem is, but Brother is ranting and raving about how the station is encouraging rabbits by airing such things without a warning, and it will serve them right if our garden takes over their station this year, which seeing as the station is two blocks away, a bit on an invasion is possible, we suppose. But still, the bunny video was WONDERFUL!
Thursday, April 24, 2014
The tree is growing even more. Oh, Brother so deserves this punishment after the growth he is planning. Four feet! Why would he want to be four feet tall? And think of the trouble he could cause at that size! No drawer or door would be safe from him! No, he must be punished until he forgets such notions. It is the only way!
Wednesday, April 23, 2014
The tree continues to grow, and now we are thinking about hopping to the archives tomorrow or Friday to work on it more. Let's see how Brother likes that, and it will serve him right for his threats to drag us around by the ears when he gets big.
Tuesday, April 22, 2014
To punish Brother for his family tree, and planned excessive growth, we have offered to help the human with her tree research some more. And such lovely news, Cousin Eddie managed to become famous and then die young, leaving a ton of information that has the tree sprouting with new limbs. That will teach Brother not to plan to grow to four feet tall so he can drag us around by our ears!
Monday, April 21, 2014
We just found out something alarming about Brother's family tree. The humans think that he has kitty relations in MAINE! Do you know how large kitties from that place get? They can be four feet TALL! Four feet! How will we manage Brother if he's that size? He'll be able to drag us instead of the other way around!
Sunday, April 20, 2014
We had a lovely time visiting with our leader today, and then five of us hopped out for dinner with the humans. Brother is probably doomed to the naughty list, though, for his actions. He attacked the ribbon on the basket our leader delivered to the human, and tried to snatch her eggs as well. He's heading for coal for sure.
Saturday, April 19, 2014
We're so excited, we don't know how we will sleep tonight! Our leader is on his yearly hopping trip, loaded down with goodie baskets! And we think we have gotten Brother a bit concerned too, with our tail of bunnies now handling the naughty and nice list. We told him he will get his preliminary goodness rating TOMORROW when our leader hops in! And that once a rating is assigned, it will take a ton of goodness to change it. So now he thinks he just has hours to figure out how to impress a rabbit and avoid the naughty list! Such fun!
Friday, April 18, 2014
We told Brother today that we believe Santa has outsourced his naughty and nice list to the Easter bunny as there are more bunnies around than elves. Which means if so that Brother's goodness rating and Christmas presents will be decided upon by RABBITS! Let's see if that gets him to be a bit nicer!
Thursday, April 17, 2014
Tonight Brother decided to try his paw at sabotaging the Kindle and the tablet. Really, is there nothing that kitten won't try his paw at to cause us trouble, and worse to cause the human trouble? How in the world are we going to protect all of our power cords?
Wednesday, April 16, 2014
Brother is attempting to sabotage the computer, possibly to keep us from earning more gift certificates to adopt more siblings. He came in here this evening and had the nerve to attack the power cord! What was he thinking? Well, we hope he knows that should he damage that so the human has to race to get an emergency replacement, the cost is coming out of his food budget!
Tuesday, April 15, 2014
We're sure Brother will be very annoyed when he realizes, but we almost have enough points for several new siblings. And with the big bunny holiday fast approaching, we're sure this new sibling should be a BUNNY! We're thinking of getting the human to take a bus this weekend to go on a sibling hunt. We wonder when we should tell Brother?
Monday, April 14, 2014
We don't think Brother has thought to check the calendar yet, so do you think we ought to let him know that our leader will be hopping by this weekend? We're sure he will be so pleased to find that we have finally recaptured Brother. Maybe he will even give us extra seed for finally dragging him back where he belongs!
Sunday, April 13, 2014
We got to hop to the country today to visit the country cottage, and now the human is talking about how much she would love to go up there to stay this week! A trip to the country, that would be so much fun, and with his little pen, it would be so easy to drag Brother along! When do you think we should break the news to him?
Saturday, April 12, 2014
So many churches were having events today. The humans went to a few, and of course they happened to run into a few homeless teddies. We think one of the bears was supposed to be entertainment at the car show this church was hosting. She was certainly dressed for it with pompoms and everything, but as soon as she spotted the human, she was begging to go home with her. We do hope that church didn't really need the extra entertainment. Then the human met another bear and a bunny at a singing at another church. Three new siblings all together! The sibling count is now up to 805! You don't want to know how Brother took this happy news.
Friday, April 11, 2014
Brother isn't very happy with us, but we are very close to yet another lovely gift certificate, and he fears we are going to use this one to get more siblings. Hmmmm. A certificate for siblings. The human does have a lot of certificates for books at the moment. Perhaps we will get one for siblings next time. Think we ought to thank Brother for giving us the idea?
Thursday, April 10, 2014
We didn't go to the archive again today, although the human really wanted to. Brother was happy at first, but now he's ranting and raving and demanding to know why he hears us tapping on the computer, and are we using it to research the family tree through the census. We wonder how long we should let him wonder before letting him know that we think we have found another relation online?
Wednesday, April 9, 2014
Lovely news! We found Cousin Cordelia today, and she had the good fortune to marry someone with an odd name, so we think tracking down the rest of her family will be a breeze as a result. We hope the kitty screams as a result of this lovely news didn't bother anyone, Really, Brother has now right to threaten to sue Cousin Cordelia and her entire family just because she didn't hide well enough, and we were able to track her down!
Tuesday, April 8, 2014
Little does Brother know what we have planned, and hopefully we can keep things that way. The human got an idea about tracing some difficult relatives, and now she is thinking about a little visit to the archives tomorrow. Perhaps we will hop out with her before the cat gets up. Here's hoping he is extra lazy in the morning.
Monday, April 7, 2014
Brother isn't happy, but we are, as we just earned the human a lovely, giant book certificate. We still don't understand why he objects so much to our earning books for her. We even got a great deal on a book full of ideas for kitty snacks once. Shouldn't he be our best friend forever for arranging the purchase of this volume?
Sunday, April 6, 2014
Our mouse siblings' large cousin just makes the BEST movies and TV shows! Really, we can't think of better programing and entertainment. That mouse is some sort of film genius! We hopped to another of his films today and it was great, and then there were the ads for his upcoming movies too. Such a clever, clever mouse to do all he is doing. Really, we ought to hop to his park, to tell him personally what a wonderful job he is doing keeping humans and rabbits entertained. And possibly to pick up those giant beanstalk seeds as well.
Saturday, April 5, 2014
We watched a movie this afternoon, and we have plans to hop to another film in the theater tomorrow. Brother isn't pleased at all, especially since our mouse siblings' large cousin is responsible for both of these films. He's sure that our attending them will put ideas into our heads about visiting the mouse's home in Florida, and just as vegetable season is starting too. He still thinks that the mouse might offer seeds for that giant beanstalk in his park. Hmmmm. We wonder if he does? That would be worth hopping down for a visit!
Friday, April 4, 2014
One of our little bunny friends hopped out with the human today, and found the most wonderful fabric sale. Lovely solid cotton colors for only a dollar a yard! She hopped home with five yards, and we're considering trotting out tomorrow in search of more. Such a wonderful deal and the colors are absolutely perfect!
Thursday, April 3, 2014
Brother keeps trying to sneak into the fridge, and we are sure he is up to no good. There is no fish in there, and he keeps heading for the vegetable crisper every time he tries to hop in. We suspect he has plans for sabotaging our salads! The nerve of that cat!
Wednesday, April 2, 2014
The grandhuman is allowing Brother entirely too much freedom. She keeps allowing him out of his pen, and when he isn't glaring at our plants, he trots in her and glares at US! Do you know how hard it is to accomplish anything with Brother glaring? How are we supposed to help the human earn books, or the family tree to grow with Brother watching us all the time?
Tuesday, April 1, 2014
The human has to limp to the doctor today, so we didn't get our seed planted. Hopefully tomorrow we will, though. And it is definitely going to be poked next to Brother's little pen. After how he kept glaring at our squash when the grandhuman let him loose for a bit, as if he was wishing a horrible fate on it, he deserves a vegetable neighbor. And a melon neighbor!
Monday, March 31, 2014
Brother doesn't know it yet, but when the human was picking up the bunny vitamins yesterday, she also got two more packs of seed for us, a pack of watermelon and a pack of tomatoes. We're thinking of planting them tomorrow. Won't Brother be so pleased with that, and we swear we are letting the watermelon move in next to HIS heater!
Sunday, March 30, 2014
Now Brother is complaining because the human bought us a bottle of bunny vitamins. Vitamin A, an excellent vitamin for bunnies, and the bottle was on sale, too, so we got a really good deal. You would think Brother wants us to be unhealthy with how he is complaining!
Saturday, March 29, 2014
We happened to visit a church that was having the nicest bake sale today, and we ran into the nicest teddy kitty and pup. They happened to be homeless, and of course what could we do but invite them to move in right away. We have 802 siblings now. We thought Brother would actually be happy, at least about the kitty. After all, he's a cat. Shouldn't he approve of us giving a home to his fellow feline? But he is claiming that her teddyishness outweights her felineness, and that we should be ashamed of letting more siblings in. There is no pleasing that cat!
Friday, March 28, 2014
Not again! We just heard the weatherman mentioning possible snow lurking in the forecast once more! Shouldn't such continuing snowy weather violate some sort of law, possibly the one about cruel and unusual punishment? The start of gardening season gets pushed back further with every flake that falls, so it is surely nightmarishly cruel punishment for rabbits!
Thursday, March 27, 2014
We are expecting rain tomorrow, but when we hopped out with the human to her doctor's appointment, we couldn't help but notice it was rather nippy out. What if it turns cold enough for this expected rain to turn into snow? We wouldn't be surprised if Brother arranged something like that, to lull us into a false sense of security and then hit us with more SNOW!
Wednesday, March 26, 2014
At least the snow melted. That is one good thing, anyway. We were sure with how hard it was coming down last night that we were doomed to a blizzard. But now we have more worries. What if Brother gets disappointed this latest snow didn't inconvenience us for longer, and decides to dance up more bad weather?