Poor Human

The poor human is sobbing over that awful, terrible Brother tonight, and how much Christmas without him hurts so.  We expect to become wet shortly, when she goes to bed and her tears get on our fur.  Really, that cat should be ASHAMED of himself for doing this.  He really should.  You know what we should do tomorrow?  We should take the bus out to the pet store where a bunch of lovely rabbits looking for homes live, and invite a couple of them to come home with us to be our news siblings.  It would just serve Brother right if we replaced him with a rabbit after how he's made our poor human cry.