Wednesday, January 25, 2017

Hope There was no Ear Damage

We really hope that none of our readers suffered ear damage from the kitty shrieks.  Probably we should have posted and warned you earlier that much noise was a possibility, and to guard your ears accordingly.  We're very sorry about that.  Anyway, our class went very well, and we already have another session booked, which Brother has been ranting and raving about and threatening to damage the cell phone with a truly frightening amount of texts insisting that we stop what we are doing this very instant.  So very annoying.  And then when we hopped up to the store a couple of days ago, to buy a packet of needles, we got to talking to the nicest lady who hired us to finish up the quilting on a quilt for her.  We picked it up this afternoon, if you were curious as to what the loud shrieks were about.  We hope they didn't ruin anyone's dinner.  We're going to have to do some repinning and adjusting, because a naughty cat assaulted the batting on the quilt, but we think that the actual stitching will go well, and should bring in enough money for that embroidery machine we have been dreaming of.  And with what we have earned for our stitching teaching, plus the money for this quilt, we are very close to having the funds to cover Brother's recapture as well!  We are so looking forward to getting him back into our custody once more.  Maybe we will work on that repinning tomorrow.  The sooner we get it, and then the stitching done, the sooner that Brother can be drug back, and we can't let him in until the quilt is finished, and safely back in the care of its human owner.

Sunday, January 8, 2017

Sorry for the Lack of Warning

We're very sorry for the lack of warning on tonight's kitty shrieking fit.  Honestly, it wasn't planned at all, what resulting in the fit.  We were just helping the human to double check a few things that she already had some information on, and what would you know, but there had been an update leading to the discovery of information on Cousin Iva, Cousin Thelma and all of their kin.  So now Brother is shrieking about how he will see those horrible relatives in court, and their survivors too, for writing such detailed obituaries about them and daring to publish them.  Anyway, we're sorry we didn't warn you earlier about the potential for kitty fits.  Please take this as a warning for excessive kitty noise tomorrow.  We might poke at the tree a bit more, you see, and we also have some quilting to do.  We're expecting a nightmare of shrieking. You have been warned.

Wednesday, January 4, 2017

Tonight's Shrieks

We're sorry for the shrieks tonight.  At least it wasn't early enough to wake anyone, though.  We just got a text from the human in charge of our stitching classes letting us know that we have two more students signed up for instruction.  Brother didn't take it well at all.  But we are pleased about one thing.  As a cat, he doesn't have the talent for math that rabbits have so Brother hasn't figured out yet that three students should put us nicely over the top of the figure we need to finance his recapture!  And we might even be able to start putting funds towards that lovely little embroidery machine we're wanting too!  And even better, the class is still a week away, so we have high hopes more people will sign up.  Please brace yourself for more shrieks in case that occurs.  Or in case Brother gets his paws on a calculator and figures out that his recapture just might be nigh.

Monday, January 2, 2017

Brace Yourselves

Please brace yourselves for a torrent of kitty shrieking lasting until next weekend.  We are hopefully going to be teaching a stitching class then, and Brother is not taking our employment well.  We are also concerned that at some point he is going to put things together and realize that if we continue to gain work and earn money that we will be then able to pay to get him back into our custody as soon as he is hunted down.  Hmmmm.  You know, one good class could finance his recapture quiet nicely!  Won't he be just so pleased about that!

Sunday, January 1, 2017

Sorry for the New Year's Shrieks

We hope the shrieking last night didn't disturb anyone unduly.  We have some hopes that the sounds of fireworks muffled it a bit, but really, with how much Brother was shrieking we're not sure it was enough to drown him out.  He was in rare form, is all that we can say, and just because we found a way for the human to get a few free books, and because we've been encouraging her to engage in a bit of lovely reading.  He are really getting concerned for the health of the phone based on the number of texts he sent, demanding to know why he was hearing so many tappings of page turning, and why was so much reading taking place, and what were we plotting.  Very, very annoying, and we think he might have heard about that library event we took part in too, because he was ranting about libraries as well, and how they were dens of rabbit encouragement, and he would see them in court for such awful behavior.  Anyway, we thought we better warn you, we got the human another free book just a bit ago, so the shrieks will probably start again soon.  Please protect your ears accordingly.