Ear Protection

Please check that you have sufficient ear protection now, as July is shaping up to be a record month for kitty ranting.  We're taking part once more in a month long event at the library that is sure to lead to him pitching giant fits about the dangers of rabbits being allowed massive, unsupervised access to books.  And then there is the continuing growth of the family tree.  The newest source we have found for encouraging tree growth is working very well, we are happy to announce, and branches are sprouting rapidly.  As we are sure the kitty shrieks had alerted you too.  Please make sure your ear protection is adequate now, is all we can say, because we don't see the noise abating any time soon.

Sorry for the New Year's Shrieks

We hope the shrieking last night didn't disturb anyone unduly.  We have some hopes that the sounds of fireworks muffled it a bit, but really, with how much Brother was shrieking we're not sure it was enough to drown him out.  He was in rare form, is all that we can say, and just because we found a way for the human to get a few free books, and because we've been encouraging her to engage in a bit of lovely reading.  He are really getting concerned for the health of the phone based on the number of texts he sent, demanding to know why he was hearing so many tappings of page turning, and why was so much reading taking place, and what were we plotting.  Very, very annoying, and we think he might have heard about that library event we took part in too, because he was ranting about libraries as well, and how they were dens of rabbit encouragement, and he would see them in court for such awful behavior.  Anyway, we thought we better warn you, we got the human another free book just a bit ago, so the shrieks will probably start again soon.  Please protect your ears accordingly.

Continuing Book Shrieks

We're sorry for the continuing shrieks about the evil of books.  We really hope it isn't disturbing anyone unduly.  We found a few more lovely book deals, plus a lot of good stuff at the library and Brother is pitching a fit.  Honestly, at the rate he is going, we are expecting phone damage at any moment, with all of his messages about why is he hearing so much turning of pages, and for us to get our paws away from the library and off of those books right away, and we better not dare give them to the human and encourage her.  We just hope he doesn't find out that we're taking part in another library display this month.  If he found out about that the phone would be doomed for sure!

Apologies for Today, Too

We would like to offer our apologies for today's kitty shrieking.  Really, we don't know what Brother was so upset about.  We spent the day curled up at home, reading.  Perhaps it was our choice of literature he objected too, though.  Did we remember to tell everyone that we found a library that offers a huge selection of online quilting magazines for our borrowing and reading pleasure?  Anyway, we're hoping to visit a giant sale or two tomorrow, and possibly a fabric store of fabric department, so please protect your ears accordingly.

Sibling Update

Sorry for the continuing shrieks and shouting.  Brother is still pitching a fit about the library allowing a batch of us to set up shop there to promote teddy activities.  He's being absolutely awful about it to say the least.  Such a totally impossible cat.  Anyway, between his rantings about the library, he has also found time to rant about how we have allowed more homeless creatures to move in.  We have taken in nine more homeless animals lately, including a snow teddy, a cheetah, a lamb, a koala, a teddy pup and several bears.  Honestly, what did Brother want us to do?  If we hadn't taken in that snow teddy in weather like we have been having lately, she might have MELTED!  Did he want a poor, innocent snow teddy to MELT?  We are now up to 946 siblings.

Sorry for the Noise

Sorry for all of the noise.  We hope it didn't distract anyone from enjoying all of the lovely fireworks.  We set up that display at the library on Friday and twenty-five of us are currently working at it.  Naturally Brother was not pleased when he realized that such a large number of us had settled in at the library and he's been ranting ever since he figured it out, demanding to know what the library was thinking, allowing us in there, and complaining about all of the unsupervised reading that we are sure to be doing, and how nothing good will come of this.  We don't know what he's going to do when he learns we have already been invited back to do another display for Christmas.  We're sure it will be something that will land him on Santa's naughty list for multiple lives, though.

Liibrary

Please brace yourselves for loud shrieks either tomorrow afternoon or Friday.  We are scheduled to set up a teddy display at the library to last all month, and you can imagine how that horrible Brother is taking it.  We're looking forward to it, though.  We're hoping it will help get more students for our stitching classes if we are able to lounge at the library and show off how cute we are and everything.  We just hope the cat doesn't try to show his pointy ears and ruin it.  Although the branch we are going to visit is rather close to a vet's office, so that might scare him off.  Since we will be lacking a net while working at this teddy event, we hope it does.  Not to mention, if we captured him, we would be stuck with him in close contact for a month, something we definitely don't want.

Continuing GPS Issues

We have got to figure out how to prevent Brother from tracking our tablet's GPS.  Surely there is something we can do to keep him from finding us.  We hopped to the library today and immediately got hit with texts demanding to know why we were there, and why were we in there for longer than it would take to return something, and were we checking out books, and if so to drop them immediately and to leave at once.  Then we went to a second library and the texts got worse, demanding to know why in the world we would need to visit two libraries in one day and how he was definitely sure we were checking out books and to stop at once.  We're just thankful that the GPS doesn't show what section of the library we were in so Brother can't know for sure what books we were borrowing.  We have got to do something to block him.  He's getting seriously annoying.

Libraries

Sorry for today's screams.  We devoted our afternoon to doing a search on libraries, in preparation for getting our paws on a few more cards.  We want to pick the best possible library options for card collection purposes, which required visiting more than a few sites.  Brother didn't take it well and we kept getting annoying texts demanding to know why we were looking at yet another library site and to get off of there at once.  We think we have a few nice options now.  We just have to pick the one we want.  And possibly book a few bus tickets.  Expect even louder screams if Brother hears us clicking on the bus site.  You have been warned.

Today's Shrieks

We're very sorry for today's shrieks.  We placed an email to a library to see about getting our paws on another card, to obtain some lovely books for the human.  Brother was not pleased about this at all and is shouting about how reading will only lead to a lack of supervision of rabbits, and to cancel that library email immediately.  He's being highly annoying.  Sorry about that.  We just hope he doesn't figure out we placed an order a bit ago to get some books sent to our library from another branch for the human or we shudder to think of the shrieks.

Sorry for the Shrieks

Sorry for the shrieks today.  Really, we weren't doing anything once more.  We're expecting some books at the library and decided to wait to hop down there until they arrive which will probably be tomorrow.  But that didn't stop Brother from yelling and demanding why we are being so quiet and what horrible thing are we up to?  That cat needs serious therapy is all we can say.

Library Plans

We're thinking about maybe hopping to the library tomorrow, or at the least calling them, to make more plans for our lovely little exhibit.  Please keep your ear protection on after the hour of nine in the morning when they open is all we can say.  We have a feeling you will need them.

We Didn't Do Anything

We're sorry about the screams today.  Honestly, we didn't do anything besides hopping to get something to eat with the humans, but Brother pitched a fit anyway, demanding to know why we were being so quiet, and what were we up to, and whatever it was to stop it at once.  We're planning to start typing up stuff with important teddy information to use as part of our exhibit for the library tomorrow.  If Brother is being this annoying when we weren't doing a thing, we expect a true horror tomorrow.  Please protect your ears accordingly.

Another Library Visit

We hopped to the library again today, to measure the space that we are going to have for our teddy display, and we are absolutely thrilled that it is way bigger than we thought it was.  We believe that it is big enough that thirty or forty teddies will be able to take part in the event at one time.  Or maybe more if we take turns working at it.  And we should have a lot of space for displaying teddy accessories and other lovely teddy items too.  We are so excited, but Brother is continuing to pitch a fit.  When we were measuring, he kept texting us and demanding to know why he was hearing measuring sounds, and demanding we stop right this second, and we better be measuring fabric and not exhibit space.  We're very sorry for anyone who was disturbed excessively by today's kitty fit.

Library Plans

We hope no one suffered ear damage from the shrieks today.  We hopped by the library to get some books for the human, in the event of snow this weekend, and they had a sign up, looking for potential exhibits for the year.  We promptly asked the human in charge, and now the entire month of July has been booked for teddies to pay library visits to show off to all of the library patrons!  We are so excited, and are already trying to work out who will go and how we will decorate the area we will be given for our teddy display.  We will need signs and decorative fabric to use for cloths for us to set on.  We're on after the lego display so we don't expect legos to leave the display area too messy but still, we want to protect our nice clothing.  We're hoping to hop out there tomorrow to take measurements to see what we will need to start hunting for for decorating purposes.  We know it's over six months away, but the good fabric is on sale now, so we need to get it while there's a good deal to be had.  We are just so excited, imaging all of those people seeing us, and what if we do an especially nice display and get on the NEWS?  It's going to be absolutely a ton of fun, but of course Brother is not taking it well at all and has been shrieking for hours about our plans, demanding that we call back and cancel, and at no good can possibly result from our spending massive amounts of time in a library.  And he's saying all of the attention, especially if we get on the news, will go to our fluffy heads, and that it will only lead to us letting more teddies move in, and that we better cancel right this minute, and we certainly better not buy fabric and decorations for this nightmare of a planned teddy show.  Please keep your ears covered for the immediate future.  We don't think he's going to calm down any time soon.

Very Sorry

We're very sorry for the shrieks this afternoon due to our hopping off to the library.  Brother didn't take it well at all, and was shouting the entire time, demanding to know why he was hearing the sound of us pulling books off of shelves, and the beep of the check-out machine, and he would see the library in court for allowing us in their doors.  Most annoying.

Oddest Thing

We just saw mention of the oddest thing, a cat library.  Is this a library that allows felines to trot in, because if so we hope they keep a careful eye out for Brother, who is undoubtedly there to harass any rabbit patrons, not to pick up a good book.

Library Plans

We're wanting to hop to the library tomorrow.  Perhaps if we sneak out early, while Brother is still snoozing, we can dodge him, and his demands to know what were are planning to check out.  We wonder where the giant pumpkin seed will be shelved.  Do you think it will be under pumpkin, or under giant vegetables?

Cake

The library just made the biggest mistake of their lives.  Those poor, poor people.  We hope they have lots of insurance that will cover this dozy of a mistake.  They just posted about a giant event featuring tons and tons of cake on their website.  Betsy already has out her cake fork, and is checking her supplies of sacks while maps of the location that will be hosting this cake feast are downloaded.  Those poor, poor people.  They're doomed!

More About the Library

We hopped to the main library today, and they were happy to take our suggestion that they add a nice genealogy magazine to their online offerings.  Needless to say, when we got home, a ton of texts were waiting for us from Brother, demanding to know where we had been, and were we talking to the awful library.  Now he's added the fact that they aren't offering feline magazines to his list of complaints against them.  If they do add that genealogy magazine, we don't want to imagine how much larger his fits will grow.  Maybe we'll try to keep that quiet for the moment.