Thursday, December 31, 2015
Cover your ears now! Several bunnies are hard at work putting the finishing stitches onto something, and we are hearing loud kitty shrieks each time the needle bites into the fabric. Not to mention the annoying texts with each stitch demanding we get ourselves away from that quilt right this minute and drop our needle and thread. Please protect your ears. We have a good bit more sewing to do and we don't expect the kitty complaints to stop anytime soon.
Wednesday, December 30, 2015
We wanted to let you know that we have sewing, likely on quilts, planned for tomorrow. Please protect your poor ears accordingly. We expect the kitty shrieks and complaints to be especially loud tomorrow as a result.
Tuesday, December 29, 2015
We hope that all of you hung on to your ear protection. We have hopes that you might need it tomorrow. We're thinking of doing some sewing, either on clothing or quilts, or possibly on both so loud kitty shrieks are in the forecast, we are afraid.
Monday, December 28, 2015
Sorry it's a bit late, but we thought we better give you the Christmas report. We're very sorry to say that it was a lovely year for Betsy Bear, who raided poor Santa's sleigh once more. You would think he would hire some security elves for that thing, wouldn't you? Anyway, if you were expecting food, it's been eaten. Sorry about that. If you were expecting electronics, jewelry or some other expensive gift, there is a price list hanging on the fence next to the empty stockings that people may collect at any time. Please consult the list for the price of getting your gifts returned. Betsy will take cash or food, no checks or credit cards.
Sorry for the noise today. You would think Brother would take a day off from shouting about us, wouldn't you? We took a little trip to the country this afternoon and then purchased some more fabric for clothing. And as a result of the ensuing texts demanding we get home at once and stay away from the fabric department the phone battery went down once again. He's ran it down twice in as many days! Is that some sort of record, running down a phone multiple times due to harassing texts to innocent rabbits?
Saturday, December 26, 2015
We're very, very sorry for the noise today. We hope it didn't alarm anyone too much. The human was still feeling terrible about how she was treated by her awful sister, so we suggested going out to a few fun places, like the bookstore and the teddy homeless shelters. We found eight lovely teddies in need of a home and took them in. It was so annoying. We stopped at four homeless shelters and every time we stopped, we got bombarded with texts demanding to know where we were, and why was he hearing more paws trotting into the car than he heard getting out of it. Finally the constant texting ran the battery on the phone down and spared us from additional messages, but still, it was terribly annoying and Brother should be so ashamed of himself. We took in two pups, a koala, a monkey and four bears, bringing our sibling count to 898. And we're hoping that the teddy adoption center will agree to do something special for us when we adopt our 900th sibling. We're planning to get the grandhuman to call and try to set up something with that. And there goes the phone once more. We knew we shouldn't have plugged it in to charge!
Friday, December 25, 2015
Merry Christmas to everyone. We're sorry to report it's a damp Christmas here, sadly not due to the rain outside. The human has been sobbing for three days now. First, her sister was horrible and forgot a major birthday of hers, and even after being reminded about it, did not say a word when the humans met her for an early Christmas dinner. Needless to say, our poor human was crushed and broke down in tears right there in the parking lot of the restaurant. The bunny who had hidden herself away in the human's purse to serve as a comfort bunny during the meal reported very damp ears. And as if that wasn't bad enough, the human is also upset over that rotten Brother, and has been sobbing about missing him. Poor human. As much as we hate wet ears and fur, we just feel so sorry for her. She tried so hard to plan a fun Christmas and now she's sobbing and miserable instead of enjoying herself. We were already ticked with that cat for being such a rat and deserting. Now we are adding the horrible sister to the list.
Wednesday, December 23, 2015
We are very sorry for the early wakeup call due to the kitty shrieks this morning. We hopped out to the teddy adoption center at eight, and Brother didn't take it well. We have no clue what his problem is. We took in a reindeer, a wookie, two zebras, two bears and the loveliest teddy kitty. Really, we took in one of his fellow kitties. Shouldn't Brother support our taking in his fellow kitties? Anyway, after visiting the adoption center, we hopped by the teddy homeless shelter as well, and found a teddy pup and two more bears in need of a home. One of the poor bears is in urgent need of nose surgery so we might have to rush her to the adoption center for work this weekend, and the pup needs stitches as well, so we're very glad we found them when we did. We are now up to 890 siblings.
Tuesday, December 22, 2015
We started stitching right after breakfast at seven this morning. Everyone was okay with the early wake-up call due to the loud kitty shrieks demanding we drop our needles and get back into our little bunny beds right away, right? Honestly, we don't know what Brother was thinking, telling us to drop our needles. Then we could accidentally step on them and injure ourselves. Wait, maybe that's what he wants! He should be ashamed!
Monday, December 21, 2015
We're just doing a short message tonight. We have to hop to bed early in order to spend the entire day stitching tomorrow. Please keep your ear protection handy. We expect to start early and alarming shrieks are anticipated.
We're sorry about the shouting this afternoon. We hopped to the fabric store and got material for a baby quilt and two teddy quilts. Brother isn't taking it well at all. We hope he didn't disturb anyone too much with all of the shrieking.
Saturday, December 19, 2015
As the kitty shrieks have probably told you, our continuing quilt construction is going well. Please continue to guard your ears accordingly. We might hop to the fabric store tomorrow and we're expecting a noisy day.
Friday, December 18, 2015
We're very sorry for all of the kitty shrieks today. We're afraid we assembled four more quilts and Brother isn't taking it well. We don't know what his problem is. Two of the quilts are baby quilts, not even full sized quilts, and one of them was for our owl brother, so that's a little, owl sized one. That cat needs serious, serious help is all we can say.
Thursday, December 17, 2015
We would like to offer our apologies for all of the noise early this morning. We hope it didn't wake anyone up. We were working on quilt assembly all night and very early this morning and Brother didn't take it well. Sorry about that. We will try to finish our sewing early tonight so people have a chance at actually sleeping. We are hoping to drop in on the teddy adoption center tomorrow, though, so early shrieks might be in the forecast. Please protect your ears accordingly.
Wednesday, December 16, 2015
Sorry for the continuing kitty shrieking. Really, it's very, very annoying to keep hearing these annoying shrieks with every stitch, and to get texts every five seconds demanding to know why he is hearing sewing, and to put that needle down this second. Please continue to guard your ears. We don't expect a reduction in the shrieking any time soon.
Tuesday, December 15, 2015
Sorry about yesterday. We couldn't get on to post for some reason, even though the rest of the internet was acting fine. We suspect Brother was up to something. Anyway, we hope you have continued to shield your ears. We are still hard at work on quilt assembly and the screams from that rotten cat have continued accordingly.
Sunday, December 13, 2015
We hope that Brother didn't disrupt Sunday sermon with his shouts today, although really, we didn't go out until after lunch so if you were still in Sunday sermon then, maybe you wanted it disrupted. Anyway, we hopped to the teddy adoption center today and got two new siblings, a lovely bat and a reindeer. And we have been getting texts ever since demanding to know why there are more sounds of little hooves prancing about the house and why he is hearing wings flapping. So annoying. Anyway, we are now up to 880 siblings!
Saturday, December 12, 2015
We do hope everyone listened and appropriately protected your ears today. Brother was in rare form, we are afraid. First, we hopped to the fabric store and got two giant spools of thread. We think you can guess how he took that. Then we got another roll of batting, resulting in more shrieks. Then we took a little ride with the humans to but flowers out at a few cemeteries, and we happened to stop at a teddy homeless shelter on the way back. We met two teddies in need of good homes and of course we took them in, bringing our sibling count to 878. And finally, we finished the stitching on three more quilts. All that is left to do is to tie them off now. So it's been very noisy to say the least. We really hope you took our warnings to heart and protected your ears accordingly.
Friday, December 11, 2015
Please protect your ears this weekend, for we fear the shrieks might reach a deafening volume. We have a lot of sewing work planned, and with any luck a visit to the teddy adoption center. And then there is delivering one of our quilted presents to the human's minister this weekend. That is sure to annoy Brother too, especially if other church members see it and want to place orders, which we do have a degree of hope for. So loud shrieks are definitely on the horizon. Please protect your ears accordingly.
Thursday, December 10, 2015
Sorry for tonight's shrieks. We hopped by the fabric store and got a bit more yardage along with two more spools of thread. Brother isn't happy about it. And he's even less happy about the fact that we have a quilt ready for wrapping. We're very afraid there will be more shrieks tomorrow as we hope to put the finishing touches on several more quilts. Please protect your ears now.
Wednesday, December 9, 2015
The human wasn't feeling well today so we didn't do much sewing. We just gathered a fat quarter of fabric and a couple of skeins of thread while the humans were picking up a few Christmas gifts from layaway. If you heard any loud shrieks at about noon, that was what was responsible. Hopefully we will do more tomorrow, though, so please guard your ears accordingly, especially tomorrow afternoon when we will hopefully be hopping out to a fabric sale.
Tuesday, December 8, 2015
Sorry about the continuing shrieks. We finished our fourth quilt tonight. We have two more to pin and stitch tomorrow and then we have to purchase backing for a third one when the good sale hits on Thursday, We are anticipating a week of kitty shrieks demanding to know why he's hearing pinning and rapid stitching noises. Please shield your ears accordingly in anticipation of this.
Monday, December 7, 2015
Please brace yourselves for a very loud night. We just arranged for another gift certificate for the adoption of more siblings. And we are currently sitting at the sewing machine, getting ready to start work on six quilts. Please protect yourselves accordingly. Brother is not a happy kitty and we are expecting large amounts of shouting that will probably last all night.
Sunday, December 6, 2015
Please cover your ears now. We are about to thread a few bobbins so we can start a large quilting project bright and early in the morning, and we are expecting loud kitty shrieks to start shortly. We will give you a few minutes before we start to get your ear protection into place, but please do it quickly. Besides the bobbin threading we are expecting much shrieking about a twenty percent off our entire purchase coupon along with a sixty percent off fabric sale. Hurry before it is too late for your poor ears!
Saturday, December 5, 2015
We had a very nice time at the thread sale, as you probably figured from the kitty shrieks. We got two giant spools of quilting thread, then two yards of material from the giant roll of batting, and another two yards of fabric for gift making. Needless to say, Brother wasn't happy. We hope no one was trying to take a nap and got awakened by his shouts for us to get out of the thread aisle and demands to know why he was hearing the snipping of material. honestly, he should be so ashamed of himself.
Friday, December 4, 2015
We're back at home. Sorry if the shrieks when we stopped by the teddy homeless shelter on the way back bothered anyone this afternoon. We're not sure why Brother was so upset. It turns out that they didn't have any teddies in need of homes currently in residence, which was kind of annoying, because we so wanted another new sibling or two. Anyway, we did get a new box for thread holding, and we have plans to hop to a thread sale tomorrow, so please keep your ear protection handy.
Thursday, December 3, 2015
We're still at that lovely hotel, as the kitty shrieks probably let you know. Really, this place is absolutely fabulous, and the human is totally in love with it, and wants to come back soon. Which explains the increasing volume of the kitty shrieks. Sorry about that. The only problem is that they foolishly offer room service here. We were forced to hide the menu before Betsy could get her paws on it, and place a truly alarming amount of orders. Anyway, we're truly enjoying ourselves. The humans left us here today while they were visiting their ill relation so we got to spend the day snoozing on the beds between watching a giant variety of garden shows on television. We really are sorry about the shrieks that resulted from that. Brother never wants us to have fun.
Wednesday, December 2, 2015
We're very sorry about the shrieking today. We hopped off with the humans to check on that ill relation, and we happened to spot a new homeless shelter that we hope might have some teddies in need of new homes. We plan to visit them tomorrow. We've also found the most wonderful hotel! The human is absolutely in love with it. Our room is huge, the bed is so fluffy and soft and the pillows look like they'll be perfect for our big ears. Brother isn't taking it well, although we aren't sure what in the world he finds so objectionable about a wonderful hotel, unless it's maybe the fact that they allow bunnies and not his kind in here. And really, with his behavior, can you blame them? He's making all kitties look awful!
Tuesday, December 1, 2015
We hope the shrieking didn't disturb anyone this afternoon. One of the coupons was even better than we thought it would be, and gave us 60% of our total purchases in the notions line, which was really, really nice. Except it made the cat shout even more. We hope he didn't alarm anyone. Anyway, the humans have to go and visit an ill relation tomorrow. If you hear any excessive shouting, that would be due to the fact that this visit is extremely close to a rather nice fabric store packed full of vegetable themed merchandise. Expect much shouting by mid afternoon.