So Very Sorry

We're very, very sorry for the noise today.  We hope it didn't alarm anyone too much.  The human was still feeling terrible about how she was treated by her awful sister, so we suggested going out to a few fun places, like the bookstore and the teddy homeless shelters.  We found eight lovely teddies in need of a home and took them in.  It was so annoying.  We stopped at four homeless shelters and every time we stopped, we got bombarded with texts demanding to know where we were, and why was he hearing more paws trotting into the car than he heard getting out of it.  Finally the constant texting ran the battery on the phone down and spared us from additional messages, but still, it was terribly annoying and Brother should be so ashamed of himself.  We took in two pups, a koala, a monkey and four bears, bringing our sibling count to 898.  And we're hoping that the teddy adoption center will agree to do something special for us when we adopt our 900th sibling.  We're planning to get the grandhuman to call and try to set up something with that.  And there goes the phone once more.  We knew we shouldn't have plugged it in to charge!