Cover Your Ears

Please cover your ears now.  We are about to thread a few bobbins so we can start a large quilting project bright and early in the morning, and we are expecting loud kitty shrieks to start shortly.  We will give you a few minutes before we start to get your ear protection into place, but please do it quickly.  Besides the bobbin threading we are expecting much shrieking about a twenty percent off our entire purchase coupon along with a sixty percent off fabric sale.  Hurry before it is too late for your poor ears!