Thursday, December 31, 2015
Cover your ears now! Several bunnies are hard at work putting the finishing stitches onto something, and we are hearing loud kitty shrieks each time the needle bites into the fabric. Not to mention the annoying texts with each stitch demanding we get ourselves away from that quilt right this minute and drop our needle and thread. Please protect your ears. We have a good bit more sewing to do and we don't expect the kitty complaints to stop anytime soon.
Wednesday, December 30, 2015
We wanted to let you know that we have sewing, likely on quilts, planned for tomorrow. Please protect your poor ears accordingly. We expect the kitty shrieks and complaints to be especially loud tomorrow as a result.
Tuesday, December 29, 2015
We hope that all of you hung on to your ear protection. We have hopes that you might need it tomorrow. We're thinking of doing some sewing, either on clothing or quilts, or possibly on both so loud kitty shrieks are in the forecast, we are afraid.
Monday, December 28, 2015
Sorry it's a bit late, but we thought we better give you the Christmas report. We're very sorry to say that it was a lovely year for Betsy Bear, who raided poor Santa's sleigh once more. You would think he would hire some security elves for that thing, wouldn't you? Anyway, if you were expecting food, it's been eaten. Sorry about that. If you were expecting electronics, jewelry or some other expensive gift, there is a price list hanging on the fence next to the empty stockings that people may collect at any time. Please consult the list for the price of getting your gifts returned. Betsy will take cash or food, no checks or credit cards.
Sorry for the noise today. You would think Brother would take a day off from shouting about us, wouldn't you? We took a little trip to the country this afternoon and then purchased some more fabric for clothing. And as a result of the ensuing texts demanding we get home at once and stay away from the fabric department the phone battery went down once again. He's ran it down twice in as many days! Is that some sort of record, running down a phone multiple times due to harassing texts to innocent rabbits?
Saturday, December 26, 2015
We're very, very sorry for the noise today. We hope it didn't alarm anyone too much. The human was still feeling terrible about how she was treated by her awful sister, so we suggested going out to a few fun places, like the bookstore and the teddy homeless shelters. We found eight lovely teddies in need of a home and took them in. It was so annoying. We stopped at four homeless shelters and every time we stopped, we got bombarded with texts demanding to know where we were, and why was he hearing more paws trotting into the car than he heard getting out of it. Finally the constant texting ran the battery on the phone down and spared us from additional messages, but still, it was terribly annoying and Brother should be so ashamed of himself. We took in two pups, a koala, a monkey and four bears, bringing our sibling count to 898. And we're hoping that the teddy adoption center will agree to do something special for us when we adopt our 900th sibling. We're planning to get the grandhuman to call and try to set up something with that. And there goes the phone once more. We knew we shouldn't have plugged it in to charge!
Friday, December 25, 2015
Merry Christmas to everyone. We're sorry to report it's a damp Christmas here, sadly not due to the rain outside. The human has been sobbing for three days now. First, her sister was horrible and forgot a major birthday of hers, and even after being reminded about it, did not say a word when the humans met her for an early Christmas dinner. Needless to say, our poor human was crushed and broke down in tears right there in the parking lot of the restaurant. The bunny who had hidden herself away in the human's purse to serve as a comfort bunny during the meal reported very damp ears. And as if that wasn't bad enough, the human is also upset over that rotten Brother, and has been sobbing about missing him. Poor human. As much as we hate wet ears and fur, we just feel so sorry for her. She tried so hard to plan a fun Christmas and now she's sobbing and miserable instead of enjoying herself. We were already ticked with that cat for being such a rat and deserting. Now we are adding the horrible sister to the list.
Wednesday, December 23, 2015
We are very sorry for the early wakeup call due to the kitty shrieks this morning. We hopped out to the teddy adoption center at eight, and Brother didn't take it well. We have no clue what his problem is. We took in a reindeer, a wookie, two zebras, two bears and the loveliest teddy kitty. Really, we took in one of his fellow kitties. Shouldn't Brother support our taking in his fellow kitties? Anyway, after visiting the adoption center, we hopped by the teddy homeless shelter as well, and found a teddy pup and two more bears in need of a home. One of the poor bears is in urgent need of nose surgery so we might have to rush her to the adoption center for work this weekend, and the pup needs stitches as well, so we're very glad we found them when we did. We are now up to 890 siblings.
Tuesday, December 22, 2015
We started stitching right after breakfast at seven this morning. Everyone was okay with the early wake-up call due to the loud kitty shrieks demanding we drop our needles and get back into our little bunny beds right away, right? Honestly, we don't know what Brother was thinking, telling us to drop our needles. Then we could accidentally step on them and injure ourselves. Wait, maybe that's what he wants! He should be ashamed!
Monday, December 21, 2015
We're just doing a short message tonight. We have to hop to bed early in order to spend the entire day stitching tomorrow. Please keep your ear protection handy. We expect to start early and alarming shrieks are anticipated.
We're sorry about the shouting this afternoon. We hopped to the fabric store and got material for a baby quilt and two teddy quilts. Brother isn't taking it well at all. We hope he didn't disturb anyone too much with all of the shrieking.
Saturday, December 19, 2015
As the kitty shrieks have probably told you, our continuing quilt construction is going well. Please continue to guard your ears accordingly. We might hop to the fabric store tomorrow and we're expecting a noisy day.
Friday, December 18, 2015
We're very sorry for all of the kitty shrieks today. We're afraid we assembled four more quilts and Brother isn't taking it well. We don't know what his problem is. Two of the quilts are baby quilts, not even full sized quilts, and one of them was for our owl brother, so that's a little, owl sized one. That cat needs serious, serious help is all we can say.
Thursday, December 17, 2015
We would like to offer our apologies for all of the noise early this morning. We hope it didn't wake anyone up. We were working on quilt assembly all night and very early this morning and Brother didn't take it well. Sorry about that. We will try to finish our sewing early tonight so people have a chance at actually sleeping. We are hoping to drop in on the teddy adoption center tomorrow, though, so early shrieks might be in the forecast. Please protect your ears accordingly.
Wednesday, December 16, 2015
Sorry for the continuing kitty shrieking. Really, it's very, very annoying to keep hearing these annoying shrieks with every stitch, and to get texts every five seconds demanding to know why he is hearing sewing, and to put that needle down this second. Please continue to guard your ears. We don't expect a reduction in the shrieking any time soon.
Tuesday, December 15, 2015
Sorry about yesterday. We couldn't get on to post for some reason, even though the rest of the internet was acting fine. We suspect Brother was up to something. Anyway, we hope you have continued to shield your ears. We are still hard at work on quilt assembly and the screams from that rotten cat have continued accordingly.
Sunday, December 13, 2015
We hope that Brother didn't disrupt Sunday sermon with his shouts today, although really, we didn't go out until after lunch so if you were still in Sunday sermon then, maybe you wanted it disrupted. Anyway, we hopped to the teddy adoption center today and got two new siblings, a lovely bat and a reindeer. And we have been getting texts ever since demanding to know why there are more sounds of little hooves prancing about the house and why he is hearing wings flapping. So annoying. Anyway, we are now up to 880 siblings!
Saturday, December 12, 2015
We do hope everyone listened and appropriately protected your ears today. Brother was in rare form, we are afraid. First, we hopped to the fabric store and got two giant spools of thread. We think you can guess how he took that. Then we got another roll of batting, resulting in more shrieks. Then we took a little ride with the humans to but flowers out at a few cemeteries, and we happened to stop at a teddy homeless shelter on the way back. We met two teddies in need of good homes and of course we took them in, bringing our sibling count to 878. And finally, we finished the stitching on three more quilts. All that is left to do is to tie them off now. So it's been very noisy to say the least. We really hope you took our warnings to heart and protected your ears accordingly.
Friday, December 11, 2015
Please protect your ears this weekend, for we fear the shrieks might reach a deafening volume. We have a lot of sewing work planned, and with any luck a visit to the teddy adoption center. And then there is delivering one of our quilted presents to the human's minister this weekend. That is sure to annoy Brother too, especially if other church members see it and want to place orders, which we do have a degree of hope for. So loud shrieks are definitely on the horizon. Please protect your ears accordingly.
Thursday, December 10, 2015
Sorry for tonight's shrieks. We hopped by the fabric store and got a bit more yardage along with two more spools of thread. Brother isn't happy about it. And he's even less happy about the fact that we have a quilt ready for wrapping. We're very afraid there will be more shrieks tomorrow as we hope to put the finishing touches on several more quilts. Please protect your ears now.
Wednesday, December 9, 2015
The human wasn't feeling well today so we didn't do much sewing. We just gathered a fat quarter of fabric and a couple of skeins of thread while the humans were picking up a few Christmas gifts from layaway. If you heard any loud shrieks at about noon, that was what was responsible. Hopefully we will do more tomorrow, though, so please guard your ears accordingly, especially tomorrow afternoon when we will hopefully be hopping out to a fabric sale.
Tuesday, December 8, 2015
Sorry about the continuing shrieks. We finished our fourth quilt tonight. We have two more to pin and stitch tomorrow and then we have to purchase backing for a third one when the good sale hits on Thursday, We are anticipating a week of kitty shrieks demanding to know why he's hearing pinning and rapid stitching noises. Please shield your ears accordingly in anticipation of this.
Monday, December 7, 2015
Please brace yourselves for a very loud night. We just arranged for another gift certificate for the adoption of more siblings. And we are currently sitting at the sewing machine, getting ready to start work on six quilts. Please protect yourselves accordingly. Brother is not a happy kitty and we are expecting large amounts of shouting that will probably last all night.
Sunday, December 6, 2015
Please cover your ears now. We are about to thread a few bobbins so we can start a large quilting project bright and early in the morning, and we are expecting loud kitty shrieks to start shortly. We will give you a few minutes before we start to get your ear protection into place, but please do it quickly. Besides the bobbin threading we are expecting much shrieking about a twenty percent off our entire purchase coupon along with a sixty percent off fabric sale. Hurry before it is too late for your poor ears!
Saturday, December 5, 2015
We had a very nice time at the thread sale, as you probably figured from the kitty shrieks. We got two giant spools of quilting thread, then two yards of material from the giant roll of batting, and another two yards of fabric for gift making. Needless to say, Brother wasn't happy. We hope no one was trying to take a nap and got awakened by his shouts for us to get out of the thread aisle and demands to know why he was hearing the snipping of material. honestly, he should be so ashamed of himself.
Friday, December 4, 2015
We're back at home. Sorry if the shrieks when we stopped by the teddy homeless shelter on the way back bothered anyone this afternoon. We're not sure why Brother was so upset. It turns out that they didn't have any teddies in need of homes currently in residence, which was kind of annoying, because we so wanted another new sibling or two. Anyway, we did get a new box for thread holding, and we have plans to hop to a thread sale tomorrow, so please keep your ear protection handy.
Thursday, December 3, 2015
We're still at that lovely hotel, as the kitty shrieks probably let you know. Really, this place is absolutely fabulous, and the human is totally in love with it, and wants to come back soon. Which explains the increasing volume of the kitty shrieks. Sorry about that. The only problem is that they foolishly offer room service here. We were forced to hide the menu before Betsy could get her paws on it, and place a truly alarming amount of orders. Anyway, we're truly enjoying ourselves. The humans left us here today while they were visiting their ill relation so we got to spend the day snoozing on the beds between watching a giant variety of garden shows on television. We really are sorry about the shrieks that resulted from that. Brother never wants us to have fun.
Wednesday, December 2, 2015
We're very sorry about the shrieking today. We hopped off with the humans to check on that ill relation, and we happened to spot a new homeless shelter that we hope might have some teddies in need of new homes. We plan to visit them tomorrow. We've also found the most wonderful hotel! The human is absolutely in love with it. Our room is huge, the bed is so fluffy and soft and the pillows look like they'll be perfect for our big ears. Brother isn't taking it well, although we aren't sure what in the world he finds so objectionable about a wonderful hotel, unless it's maybe the fact that they allow bunnies and not his kind in here. And really, with his behavior, can you blame them? He's making all kitties look awful!
Tuesday, December 1, 2015
We hope the shrieking didn't disturb anyone this afternoon. One of the coupons was even better than we thought it would be, and gave us 60% of our total purchases in the notions line, which was really, really nice. Except it made the cat shout even more. We hope he didn't alarm anyone. Anyway, the humans have to go and visit an ill relation tomorrow. If you hear any excessive shouting, that would be due to the fact that this visit is extremely close to a rather nice fabric store packed full of vegetable themed merchandise. Expect much shouting by mid afternoon.
Monday, November 30, 2015
The human wasn't feeling well today so we didn't go out, in case anyone was wondering about the lack of kitty shrieking. We hope you appreciated the break from Brother's awful behavior. We're afraid that we didn't get a break, but got a constant stream of texts saying we were being too quiet, and what horrible thing were we up to. We should probably warn you now that we're hoping to go out tomorrow, and to possibly start work on six or seven quilts that we have to do. Brace yourselves for much shouting is all we can say.
Please make sure to keep your ear protection close at hand tomorrow, due to the fact that the fabric store sent us three lovely 60% off coupons for being such good bunny customers. Loud shouts and threats are anticipated when we go hopping in to use them, hopefully tomorrow afternoon.
Saturday, November 28, 2015
We hope everyone had a nice snooze this morning. We didn't hop out to the fabric store until after ten so the shrieks from Brother shouldn't have disturbed anyone too early, we don't think. Honestly, that cat should be so ashamed of himself for this sort of behavior. Anyway, we got two lovely spools of thread with 1200 yards per spool, and then the fabric to make a little quilt for our owl brother, all at excellent prices, so we are very happy tonight. And we have another coupon so we might hop back tomorrow depending what sales are listed in the latest store flyer! Don't worry, though, we won't go too early, so the shouts won't disrupt Sunday sermon.
Friday, November 27, 2015
We hope everyone took our advice and applied ear protections so the shrieks at six this morning didn't wake you. We hopped to the fabric store and got eight more yards of fabric, enough batting for four more quilts and five lovely little spools of thread. Brother did not take it well and the shouting was truly alarming. You might want to put your ear protection on tonight as well, because we happen to have another lovely coupon and might be visiting the fabric store again tomorrow bright and early to get a few more things we need.
Thursday, November 26, 2015
We hope no one suffered too much due to the continuing kitty shrieks today. We had a lovely Thanksgiving and a great start to the After Thanksgiving sales. Brother was not pleased about any of this, though, and he's been making his displeasure known rather loudly. We should probably warn you now, we are hopping back to the fabric store with a 25% off our total purchase coupon in the morning. You should probably apply ear protection tonight if you don't want an early wake-up call that you didn't order.
Wednesday, November 25, 2015
Sorry for the screams this afternoon. We should have warned you, we know, and we hope you weren't terribly unprepared since it isn't Thanksgiving and After Thanksgiving Sale Day yet. The fabric store decided to start their sale early, though, and we hopped in for a few things. We got four packets of lovely patterns to construct teddy clothing, and then we got such lovely, lovely fabric for quilting. 17 yards of fabric and then almost two giant yards of batting. We have already pinned one quilt together and are hard at work stitching it up. You might want to cover your ears now. We expect the screams to last for a good part of the night, especially when we get to work pinning that second quilt together. Really, Brother should be so ashamed of himself for acting like this, and we're so sorry we didn't think to warn people that the kitty shrieks about us shopping might hit early this year.
Tuesday, November 24, 2015
Two days until Thanksgiving, and we do hope all of you are prepared, and have arranged proper protection for your food, as Betsy Bear has been shining up her spoon and fork in anticipation of any number of crimes. We want it known that we did try to warn people about the fast approaching danger, so hide your stuffing and cranberry sauce now while there is still time! We would suggest hiding your pies as well, but that probably is an action doomed to failure so you shouldn't waste your time. We will leave the empty pie pans on the fence. Collect them at your earliest convenience.
Monday, November 23, 2015
No acts of sabotage today, we are happy to report, due to our diligent guarding of anything that Brother could get his paws on and damage. It's so annoying that we have to be on guard duty to protect our property, though. Really, we have never heard of such an annoying cat, sabotaging innocent bunnies/ property. He ought to be ashamed of himself and when we find him, we wouldn't be surprised if the poor humans who are stuck with him don't beg us to take him off their hands. Goodness knows he's running up their cell bill with harassing texts to us.
Sunday, November 22, 2015
Nothing has gone out so far today, we're happy to report. We would like to think that might be a sign that Brother has decided to behave and has ceased any thoughts of sabotage, but that's probably way too much to hope for. More likely it's the fact that we've kept the items he's most likely to attack under close guard has prevented any attempts to damage them and force us to visit the return line again. Really, he is just impossible!
Saturday, November 21, 2015
We returned the swimming pool pump and now have a new one in our custody. We have it locked in the house in an attempt to protect it from the rotten actions of Brother. We are sure he is to blame for all of these things that have broken recently. It couldn't be anyone else, and when we get our paws on him, he is in so much trouble!
Friday, November 20, 2015
We got our replacement microwave today, so carrot corn and television viewing has been scheduled. But right after the replacement was lagged home the pump being used to straighten up the pool went out after barely one use. Once more, we suspect sabotage, and we are sure that Brother is around here someplace, possibly with a screwdriver in his paws! So many things have gone out in the last few weeks, the cable, the microwave, the pool pump. It has to be sabotage and who would want to do something so horrible to such nice rabbits but that awful, awful cat?
Thursday, November 19, 2015
We are still lacking a microwave for the third day now, and we are absolutely sure that horrible Brother is somehow responsible. Now we might have to mail the bad one in, and wait for them to either send a replacement or a gift card to purchase a replacement ourselves. And who knows how long that will take! When we recapture that cat he is in so much trouble for this!
Wednesday, November 18, 2015
We were unable to take the microwave in for replacement due to rain today, and the more we think on this situation, the more we are sure that Brother is somehow to blame. We just got those lovely 33 disks full of television viewing fun, the ones that Brother was so ticked with us for ordering. And now due to the microwave being down, we can't make our carrot corn, and what fun is watching television without carrot corn to munch during the episodes. We don't know how he did it, but we are sure Brother is to blame for the microwave issue!
Tuesday, November 17, 2015
The microwave went out tonight, and we are highly suspicious of sabotage. We're not sure how sabotage would be possible. Some bunny or other teddy is always here and surely a saboteur would have been spotted, especially a rotten, microwave sabotaging cat, but even though we aren't sure how it could have been done, we feel sure sabotage has occurred. And what are we going to do without a microwave? How will we make carrot popcorn or heat our carrot juice? And our poor human! What will she do for food until the microwave can be lagged back to the store for replacement? All of her favorite foods require it!
Monday, November 16, 2015
The human was going out this afternoon to a doctor's appointment and some of us decided to hop along to bring good luck with our fluffy feet. Except when the human was going to open the car door so we could hop in, she stumbled and now her poor, already damaged leg is throbbing. So we might have to spend tomorrow afternoon hopping to another doctor to get that looked at. Poor, poor human.
Sunday, November 15, 2015
We decided to wait on dropping by to alarm Brother with more hopping sounds. If we give him the day off, it might lull him into thinking he is possibly safe and that the hopping noises he heard were some other rabbits, and not us. Perhaps we will hop by tomorrow for another go at alarming him. After a day off, he might have dropped his guard and will be especially alarmed to hear hopping once more. that will be a ton of fun to do. And really, it is his own fault that we are doing this and teasing and alarming him. If he hadn't deserted, we wouldn't have to be trying to hunt him down, and he would have to be hiding from us. It is totally his own fault!
Friday, November 13, 2015
We're thinking about going on a hunt for that awful Brother tomorrow. Either that or we might go looking for some more nice teddy siblings. We really want to get more polite teddy siblings but the human has been missing that awful kitty again and sniffling over him, so we might be forced to hunt him down instead. Really, he should be so ashamed of himself for making us have to hunt him down and drag him back. There are so many more enjoyable things that we could be doing and we are being forced to spend our time planning that cat's recapture. So, so annoying!
Thursday, November 12, 2015
Sorry for the kitty shriek. We hope it didn't wake anyone. We just purchased a lovely DVD set, 33 disks total for a cost of a dollar a disk with shipping and tax. Brother didn't take our ordering such a massive bit of entertainment well at all. Honestly, we're not sure what his problem is. He objects when we read, he objects when we watch television, he objects when we work. What does he want us to do? Spend all day brushing our ears or something?
Wednesday, November 11, 2015
The cable is fixed from Brother's sabotage attempt, we're happy to report. And we're happier to report that the human is still looking at canceling it and going with one or more of those internet options for television. Internet television would offer so many wonderful programs for us to watch. We just have to decide which options offer the best gardening programs for bunny viewing. Really, by trying to sabotage us, Brother might have done us such a good turn. Won't that drive him nuts when he finds out?
Tuesday, November 10, 2015
The cable is still out. We learned after some work this morning that the problem isn't the cable box, but is possibly some wire outside, a wire that that rotten cat would have had easy access to! Well, we have lovely news for him. His sabotage just might have lead to the human deciding to cancel cable and go with a couple of lovely internet services that offer better access for a lower price, so we might end up with even more television viewing options! He might have accidentally HELPED us!
Monday, November 9, 2015
We got a replacement cable box today. We're going to hook it up in the morning. Paws crossed that it works. We're sure that Brother had something to do with what happened to the old one. He has such objections to the human watching television, after all, since he thinks it leads to us being unsupervised. We're not sure if it can be dusted for paw prints, unfortunately, or we would know for sure. The surface might not be right for such a search.
Sunday, November 8, 2015
Not much to report tonight, although we might have more to report tomorrow related to potential cat crimes. The cable box is messed up and we have to take it in to be examined tomorrow afternoon. We're very suspicious that this problem is due to some sort of kitty sabotage. It would be just like him. Here's hoping they can either fix it or replace it quickly. We've already had to miss several shows due to this, and Brother is in so much trouble if they find his paw prints all over this when we take it in!
Saturday, November 7, 2015
Brother is still complaining about the teddies we allowed to move in a few days ago. We're really sorry about that and the noise he is making, but at least all of you are only having to hear the shrieks. We are getting besieged with texts, complaining about the loud noise of dinosaur footsteps and demanding to know what size of creature we have allowed into the house. Barnaby is a brontosaurus, really, can't Brother just go to wikipedia and find out his size instead of bothering us with complaints? Also, he is now complaining about hearing paws clicking buttons and is demanding to know if we have been making online purchases again. We most certainly have, and it was a book featuring a kitty too, so Brother has no right to complain! He needs therapy, he really does. Abandoning us and our poor human too, and then thinking that he has the right to dictate what we can and can't do, even though he doesn't live her any more. Such horrible, awful nerve!
Thursday, November 5, 2015
We hopped to the teddy adoption center this afternoon, after a little stop at an archive. We're very sorry if the shrieks proved too annoying for anyone. Brother is being totally obnoxious about the entire thing, and he is taking the possibility that we might drop in on a relation tomorrow to try to sell things to them entirely the wrong way. There is nothing wrong with hard working rabbits earning a bit of cash, nothing at all wrong. Anyway, we met the nicest reindeer, a werewolf, a smurf. a dinosaur, a bear and the cutest teddy kitty, who we invited to move in. We are now up to 876 siblings, and we were given vouchers for fifty dollars off of our next adoption fee! The cat has been shrieking for hours about this. Really, we are so, so sorry! He ought to be ashamed of himself. And anyway, one of the teddies we allowed to move in was a kitty! An adorable, fluffy Siamese kitty! Shouldn't Brother be applauding our taking in his fellow kitties and providing them with good homes?
Wednesday, November 4, 2015
Due to the hours the archive is open, and the limited time the human would have as a result, we decided with much disappointment not to go. However, we did decide to visit a few homeless shelters this morning, which explains the kitty shrieks if any of you are wondering about that. We met three homeless teddy pups, a teddy koala and a bear, all in need of a cozy new place to live, so naturally we invited them to move in. We're now up to 870 siblings. We think you can imagine how brother took it, and then there were those discounted sacks of fabric we obtained as well. We have plans to visit a teddy adoption center tomorrow, so you might want to cover your ears now. We expect an epic number of shrieks due to that.
Tuesday, November 3, 2015
The archive visit might have been delayed. We're not sure yet. The human checked the hours they're open online, and she's worried now that there wouldn't be enough time to research things properly. She's so disappointed and crying over it, because she was really looking forward to the trip, and moving some research forward. We will be so annoyed if it does fall through, even though it was going to be annoying to have to stuff our poor ears as Brother protection. If you aren't disturbed by shrieks over the next day or so, you'll know what happened.
Monday, November 2, 2015
We thought we better issue a warning about the anticipated loud shrieks. We're hoping to visit an archive with the human, soon, one of the big ones. We think you can imagine how Brother is taking that bit of news. Honestly, though, it actually is all his fault. If he had moved back in instead of being a terrible, awful kitty, the human would probably have felt like she should stay home to supervise him. But he deserted and has refused all attempts to get him back here, so we are perfectly free to hop off to the archive with the human. And Brother has no right to object!
Sunday, November 1, 2015
Sorry we didn't post last night. Someone had lit a fire and as a result the human's allergies were messed up, forcing her to take benedryl and go to bed, so we couldn't get online. We are happy to report that after some difficulties due to our neighbor picking a terrible time to schedule their move, and a poor parking job with the moving truck that blocked trick or treaters' view of our house, that Halloween was a success! We set up out on the carport with a bushel basket full of candy and had a delightful time handing it out. The humans who were gathering the candy seemed very pleased to see us and we got many complements on how cute we were. It was so much fun! Our squirrel brother joined us, and handled the non-food items, as squirrels are experts in protecting people from food allergens, he says due to their incredible nut detecting ability. All in all, it was a very nice night, and we rate it a wonderful success! Judging by the number of complaining texts from Brother demanding we get back into the house, it must count as a success, anyway. That cat seriously needs therapy.
Friday, October 30, 2015
Our new shark brother is here! We're a bit concerned about an incident that happened right after he arrived, though. He was lounging in his carrying case, waiting for us to hop to the door and invite him in, when something attacked the case and attacked like they had every intention of clawing it and the poor shark inside to bits. We can only assume it was that rotten Brother. He ought to be ashamed of himself for being so mean to a poor, homeless shark. Anyway, our new brother is very nice. His name is Sherman and he's happy to be here despite the unwelcoming wagon the cat rolled out for him. We now are up to 865 siblings.
Thursday, October 29, 2015
Sorry for any alarming shrieks today too. Brother is still not pleased over our plan to hop to the country, and is threatening the home improvement store for making our planned work project a breeze. We've also been making Halloween plans and drawing up decorating ideas. Instead of the traditional ghosts, goblins and witches, we are thinking of teddy themed decorations. Doesn't that seem so nice? But Brother is accusing us of some horrible plot to spread the influence of teddies and especially teddy rabbits far and wide. On the up side, if we do hang out teddy decorations, there is a chance Brother will show up to wreck them and to send any teddies present fleeing, which would allow us to capture him. That might work out well.
Wednesday, October 28, 2015
We're very sorry about the shrieks being louder than normal today. We did get to hop to the country and then we hopped to the home improvement store in search of supplies for a country cottage improvement project. Brother didn't take it well and we were bombarded by texts demanding to know why he was hearing the sounds of boards being picked up and worse, why was he hearing the sound of boards being sawed and what had we gotten our paws on? It was so nice! The home improvement store cut up the boards we selected for us, so all we have to do is hop back to the country and nail them into place! We have high hopes of doing this tomorrow. Strong ear protecting should be kept handy.
Tuesday, October 27, 2015
Monday, October 26, 2015
Brother is continuing to complain about our adopting that shark, and especially about those DVDs we ordered. And now he has taken to complaining about why he keeps hearing us talking about excellent prices, and how that is under a dollar a disk, and wanting to know if we are plotting another purchase. We don't know what he might do if he ever finds out we're looking at an eight season DVD set. It's such a good price, though, and for a show the human loved as a child, so we're very, very tempted. And if she got the eight season set, she could trade in the one season of the show she already has individually, so really, the eight season set would be even cheaper.
Sunday, October 25, 2015
As you probably figured out from the shrieks, we arranged to adopt that shark last night, and he is hopefully on his way to our house at this very moment. We're not sure about how his transport is being handled. The adoption site wasn't too clear about that, but they have a bunch of sharks looking for good homes so surely they know how to transport them in safety and comfort. Brother is not taking it well, though. He also isn't taking well the fact that we got the human four DVD sets as well, for hours of television viewing fun. He believes these DVDs can only lead to a lack of supervision of bunnies and who knows what disasters. He's very paranoid. We're planning to watch the DVDs with the human, so why does it matter if she isn't supervising us anyway? We'll be too occupied with watching shows, munching carrot corn and drinking carrot juice to get up to whatever Brother thinks we are planning.
Saturday, October 24, 2015
Please put your ear protection on at once. Put it on quickly while you still have time! We are about to make travel arrangements for our new shark sibling and loud shrieks are anticipated at any moment. Protect yourself while you can!
Friday, October 23, 2015
We obtained our pumpkin today, and we got the sacks ready to be distributed to children on Halloween too. We have 50 lovely sacks stuffed full of candy to hand out and extra candy to construct more if necessary. We have established a guard rotation to protect it from Betsy until next weekend. We just hope the carrots we are using for our weapons are pointy enough for the job.
Thursday, October 22, 2015
We are very sorry if anyone is disturbed by loud shrieks tomorrow. The human is thinking of going to the genealogy archive to use the bigger programs there to do a bit of research and Brother isn't taking it well. He also isn't taking the pumpkin hunt we have scheduled for tomorrow afternoon well for some reason. All we can do is suggest that you protect your ears accordingly.
Wednesday, October 21, 2015
Pumpkin hunting was delayed, we are annoyed to report. We have hopes of going tomorrow. Really, we need to go tomorrow. There is a bit over a week until Halloween! If we don't get to the store soon to select a pumpkin, they will all be picked over and who knows what we might have to go with! We might have to go with a FAKE pumpkin!
Tuesday, October 20, 2015
Not much to report tonight, except we payed a visit to the bookstore with the human and helped her find a large stack of comics. Brother wasn't pleased about that because he has issues with her reading and supposedly being distracted from watching us but thankfully the shouts weren't too loud so ear protection probably wasn't needed. Anyway, we're hoping to go pumpkin hunting tomorrow, so please be prepared to guard your ears accordingly.
Monday, October 19, 2015
Not much to report tonight. The human has a movie fest for us that we have to get into our seats for soon, so this will be a short post. Plans for a Brother trap are proceeding on schedule, and our funds for financing the adoption of decent teddy siblings continues to grow as well, Things are progressing well, we are happy to say.
Sunday, October 18, 2015
We have more news from yesterday that we need to report. We stopped at the church for an event on the way to that comic show yesterday, and we ran into the nicest homeless bear that we invited to move in. We are now up to 864 siblings. And now that we're thinking about it, Brother's shrieks over the happy news did seem louder than usual. Maybe he is hiding out down the street and plotting something. We might need to start work right away on a Brother trap!
Saturday, October 17, 2015
The human went to a comic show today, and we are very alarmed to report that this even was held right next to a hall hosting a food festival. We think you can guess where Betsy Bear was while we were hopping about, being good little rabbits and teddies in general, offering to dig for comics the human was looking for and offering to hold her bags. And really, the show was giving away a lot of food, but we don't think they meant to give quiet as much food as Betsy got her paws on away. And do the tables that the food was placed on really count as part of the general food giveaway that people and hungry bears are allowed to lay claim to? Because we now have several of those and we don't quite buy Betsy's story about that being okay.
Friday, October 16, 2015
A kitty that looks suspiciously like Brother has been spotted lurking down the street. Does anyone think it could be him? And if it is, what could he be up to, because we're sure he isn't there because he has decided to become a good feline and move back in. What if he heard about that shark we are hoping to adopt and is lurking about, planning to intercept him when he arrives? Sharks are fish, right, and cats eat fish! What if he's planning to eat our new shark sibling?
Thursday, October 15, 2015
Our apologies to anyone who might have been trying to enjoy television, or possibly go to bed early, and were disturbed by kitty shrieks. The library sent us a lovely batch of obituaries and Brother didn't take their popping up in our email well. You should probably put your ear protection on and keep it on, because the librarian asked if there was anything more she could do for us, and we do happen to have a few suggestions for things that might be helpful. More shrieks are expected at any second. Sorry about that.
Wednesday, October 14, 2015
We are continuing to work on our plan for adopting that poor, homeless shark. Getting him here might prove to be the only issue. We were thinking about the bus. Buses allow sharks as long as they have a validly purchased ticket, right? We're not sure about trusting the postal service with a shark. What if they accidentally spilled his water? Could we be held accountable for damaged mail?
Tuesday, October 13, 2015
We were poking around last night and we saw where the teddy adoption center is offering sharks in search of loving homes at selected locations. We showed the human a picture of a poor, needy shark, and she agreed that a shark would make an excellent new sibling for us. Now we just have to work out how to get him here. What is the best way to arrange transport for a shark?
Monday, October 12, 2015
If you are disturbed by screams soon, please don't be alarmed, and direct any and all complaints to that terrible kitty. We were doing some counting and we have over 100 dollars to go towards adopting new siblings, so we're looking into plans for a little visit to the teddy adoption center in the mountains soon. If you are disturbed possibly this weekend or next Friday, you will know where we are anyway.
Saturday, October 10, 2015
We are back from the wedding. Hopefully they had insurance. Paws crossed that they had insurance. Surely if they were foolish enough to leave an entire table full of fancy glasses full of pudding and cookies unguarded they would have purchased insurance, right? And then there were those two unguarded cakes. We think you can guess what happened. Betsy Bear still smells of pudding and has frosting in her fur. Next family reunion might be a bit awkward, we imagine.
Friday, October 9, 2015
The human's pain is continuing, we are sad to report. On the up side, though, she was forced to go out in search of new wedding shoes this afternoon and we were able to hop along. We got our paws on two more patterns to be shrunk and converted to teddy clothing. We're sorry if the resulting kitty shrieks disturbed anyone unduly.
Thursday, October 8, 2015
Human is in pain once more, we are afraid we must report, and is considering going to the next town over to her doctor's other office if they can work her in, in the hope of getting some relief. Poor, poor human. She has a wedding to attend this weekend, and it's going to be a bit difficult if she can't bare to sit or walk. And Betsy will be so ticked if she doesn't attend the wedding, because she was planning to stow away in the car in order to get her paws on cake. So if the human doesn't get to feeling better, we might have a human in agony and a ticked Betsy on our paws. Not good. And we don't know how, but we are sure that Brother is somehow to blame for this!
Wednesday, October 7, 2015
The termite inspector paid his yearly visit today, and during his visit to the depths of the basement he found a leaking, rusty possibly ready to burst pipe! A possible pipe in danger of bursting, and what if it goes in the middle of the night? Some of the outdoor bunnies' burrows might be endangered we are very much afraid. Do you think we should hop out and urge them to evacuate to the safety of the house now? How did that pipe end up damaged anyway? If it wasn't for the fact that the basement is incredibly dirty and cramped, we would suspect the cat.
Tuesday, October 6, 2015
The enjoyable television viewing continues, we are happy to report. Still no luck on recapturing that awful kitty, though. Although we do have some lovely ideas for him. We read the nicest feline book today, and we are thinking of writing to the kitty who is responsible for the book, and letting them know they have a ton of bunny supporters, while our feline brother is doing nothing to support any kitty writers. We will get every other kitty ticked at Brother, and possibly one of them will turn him in as a result! That sounds like a wonderful idea, and would serve him right too! After what he did, and we are sure it was him, doing a rain dance and aggravating the poor human's damaged leg that still isn't right, he deserves punishment!
Sorry for the shrieks this afternoon. We went pattern shopping. We had the loveliest idea, that we could get patterns for humans and reduce them to teddy size to vastly expand our clothing options. Brother was not pleased about this, and now he is making dire threats towards the copy store should they allow us to hop in their doors and gain access to their copiers. We have never met a more annoying cat in our lives, and we certainly have the right to visit the copy store if we want! We do hope we can get the reduction done properly. It would open up so many nice outfits for us. If we could, we would cut out a pattern and head to the copy store right now to give it a try!
Sunday, October 4, 2015
We are annoyed. It was sunny and clear today, in a stark contrast to how cold and rainy it was yesterday. And we are sure that Brother is somehow to blame for that weather. It had to be him, and we hope he is happy with himself. The human's sinuses are messed up, and she fears she might be coming down with a cold. He ought to be ashamed!
Saturday, October 3, 2015
Our plan to recapture that rotten Brother has been delayed due to rain. We were able to hop to the festival and visit our favorite sale only because it had been moved inside. But kitty hunting was sadly out. We would not be surprised to find Brother tried his paws at rain dancing to prevent his recapture. It would be just like him. We have several other lovely ideas for how to hunt down that cat and drag him back, though. Never fear about that. We'll get him yet. And on the up side, we did get three nice new siblings today, even if we're still missing that fugitive cat. We dropped in at the homeless shelter on the way to purchase a pizza for a picnic at the country cottage. A bear, frog and bunny were there looking for a home and we had to invite them to move in right away. We now have 863 siblings!
Friday, October 2, 2015
We are hopping off to that festival in the country tomorrow, and with any luck at all we will spot that horrible kitty. Our only concern is the rain. It's been raining off and on for days now, which has resulted in a good deal of pain for the human, and what if it causes the people having to deal with Brother to decide not to attend? Goodness knows that a number of felines try to claim that water exposure should be a crime. What if it rains and we miss our Brother catching opportunity? It would be just like him to think of that. But we are determined bunnies. We will get that cat yet. If he isn't hiding at the festival, maybe he's hiding near the theater where our squirrel brother's favorite performer will be putting on a show. We might have to check there next. So annoying and if Brother makes us chase over several counties to recapture him he is in a ton of trouble!
Thursday, October 1, 2015
The human isn't feeling well this evening. Her poor, damaged leg is killing her, and she is planning to take medicine and go to bed, which means we won't be on for long tonight. We don't know how, but we are sure that in some way that horrible cat is to blame for the human's pain. the last time we recaptured him she ended up in agony for a month afterwards. Maybe he has learned some way to preemptively cause pain to try to prevent his second recapture. We would not put it past him!
Wednesday, September 30, 2015
Sorry for the loud shout this afternoon. The human wanted to pay a visit to the bookstore this morning, and on the way home we stopped by the homeless shelter. There was the nicest pink teddy there, looking for a home, and of course we invited her to move in. We now have 860 siblings. Brother did not take the news well at all. Sorry again for the noise.
We watched a television program tonight and we have a problem. The show was fantastic, but due to a lack of seating, our poor human had to stand the entire time. That was nice of her, to make sure we were able to see those show and had comfy seats, but still, we're thinking we need to build some sort of stadium seating before next week's episode. There are two hours of programing next week and we would hate for the human to stand for that long. She almost didn't make it through one hour and that was with racing to her computer to sit and tweet during every commercial. Does anyone know where we can find a pattern for constructing stadium seating?
Monday, September 28, 2015
Our weekend plans are continuing. Our teddy kitty siblings have a lovely selection of murder mystery television programs picked out to watch this weekend. We're really looking forward to a nice, long tv marathon. And to make the planned marathon better, it will be teddy controlled, and that deserting kitty will just have to put up with it if we recapture him. Our only slight concern is if we find a second kitty, a nice kitty, to be an additional sibling. What if that kitty doesn't like the teddy kitties' programing selection. We'll have to think a bit more about that.
Sunday, September 27, 2015
Our planning continues for recapturing Brother. We have high hopes for locating him and getting him back into custody this weekend. With any luck at all, he will be loitering with a batch of other kitties at that fall festival, thinking there is no danger of us being in attendance because the grandhuman was supposed to work that weekend. Little does he know. Won't he be so surprised when we come hopping along to grab him and drag him away to the country cottage? And we hope that he doesn't expect to be entertained this weekend! We have already given our teddy kitty siblings the right to select the movies and television programs we will be watching, and if Brother is back in custody, he will just have to live with it.
Saturday, September 26, 2015
We didn't do much on the family tree today if you were wondering why things were a bit quieter than normal. We're awaiting those obituaries arriving in our email at the moment, to confirm a few things, which has slowed us down a bit. Hopefully things will pick up soon, though. We are so close to a few major breakthroughs and we just want to continue hoping along our path of progress. If you hear loud shrieks, you will know a breakthrough has occurred.
Friday, September 25, 2015
We're very sorry if the kitty shouts and threats ruined anyone's Friday. We hopped to that archive this morning and Brother didn't take it well. And then when we hopped home, we found a way to get our paws on a big batch of obituaries, and we think you can guess how well he took that. We're very sorry about all of the noise. We expect this weekend to be rather loud as well, as we are on the verge of locating Cousin Cordelia. Please protect your ears accordingly.
We placed an order for those obituaries this afternoon, if anyone was wondering what the loud shriek was about. We strongly suggest that you keep your ear protection at hand tomorrow, for we are considering going to the local archive tomorrow to help the human hunt down a few relations. We don't expect that terrible cat to take that well at all. Ear protection is strongly advised.
Wednesday, September 23, 2015
Sorry for the shrieks today. We made plans for calling someone in Oklahoma to hunt down an obituary and Brother did not take it well. But we are happy to announce we have plans for that rotten little kitty. We are going on a little Brother hunt next weekend and have high hopes of capturing him. And we have this Brother hunt scheduled on our way to a weekend in the country, too, so if we grab him, he will have to go along with us! Won't that serve him right for being a rotten, deserting feline, to have to spend a weekend in the country, possibly getting his little paws dirty with WORK!
Tuesday, September 22, 2015
We just made a few lovely purchases of books starring kitties. It really is a shame that that rotten brother isn't here to read them. We will just have to enjoy all of the kitty books instead. And we are sorely tempted to write to the kitties starring in these books to let them know that their fellow feline is not raising a paw to purchase their works, unlike his hardworking, polite rabbit siblings. Maybe the book kitties would want to be our friends! Wouldn't that be wonderful?
Monday, September 21, 2015
We're very sorry for the noise today. We hopped to the country, visited an archive, ordered a tree and then sent a friend request to someone on Facebook who can hopefully help more with the human's genealogy. Brother is not pleased, and has been making threats against Facebook. We're just glad he doesn't know the password for the Facebook account, so he can't log on and try to either cancel the friend request or unfriend the person we're hoping for genealogy assistance from.
Sunday, September 20, 2015
We decided to wait and visit the country tomorrow when the archives and library are open. And when the tree place is open so we can make arrangements for a few purchases. Brace yourself for loud shrieks, that is all we can say. Brother is not taking our plans well at all.
Saturday, September 19, 2015
Sorry for the continuing kitty shrieks. We hope you all remembered to keep your ear protection on. We met another teddy at a college event this morning and invited her to move in, bringing the sibling count to 859. Brother was not pleased. And that was before we hopped to the country, and made plans to go back tomorrow. Strong ear protection is highly recommended.
Friday, September 18, 2015
We hope you put your ear protection on early is all that we can say, along with offering up apologies for the noise this evening. We happened to find Cousin James Robert at long last after searching for him for months and months in the genealogy sources online. We also have located six more of his children and two grandchildren so far. Brother is not taking it well at all, so you should probably cover your poor ears now if you haven't already. We're expecting more shouting shortly.
Thursday, September 17, 2015
The humans might have to go and look in on an ill relation this weekend. You might wonder why that news is resulting in the kitty shouting fest. Well, this relation has scheduled his illness to occur near libraries and archives the human has been meaning to drop by so if the humans have to go visit, the trip might serve double duty. And of course Brother isn't pleased at all about it. We suggest keeping ear protection close at hand this weekend. We are sure you will need it.
Wednesday, September 16, 2015
Now Brother is complaining about the amount of television viewing he is hearing, and is demanding to know if we are sticking programs on to keep the human from supervising us. He is impossible is all we can say. There is nothing wrong with our helping the human find good television shows, and what in the world does Brother think she might stop us from doing anyway?
Tuesday, September 15, 2015
The human's allergies continue to be messed up, leading to decreased computer time for us. If anyone has noticed a decreased number of feline shrieks, that is what it is due to. The allergies are seeming a tiny bit better tonight, though, so we have high hopes of kicking the genealogy into high gear come tomorrow. Paws crossed for that.
Monday, September 14, 2015
Sorry for any shrieks that might have disturbed you today. We're not sure what has Brother so ticked this time. The human's allergies are messed up, so she slept most of the day, meaning we couldn't get online to do anything on the family tree. Maybe it was what the grandhuman suggested for next week, possibly going on a trip to the big genealogy archive out of town? We do hope that works out. It would be a ton of fun, and might end with the human having another few books ready for selling. And there go the shrieks again.
Sunday, September 13, 2015
We attended that Civil War thing today, and we do hope the kitty shrieks didn't ruin anyone's Sunday or disrupt Sunday sermon. The human sold a genealogy book and has hopes of selling more soon, and Brother did not take it well. And Betsy Bear learned that the humans have for some foolish reason placed their cannons on wheels. We're not sure why they wold do something so dangerous. Cannons on wheels. It's practically an invitation for Betsy to walk off with a cannon. We think you can guess what happened.
Saturday, September 12, 2015
Due to rain, we are going to that Civil War thing tomorrow. Unfortunately, the delay didn't effect the level of shouting, due to our finding out the whereabouts and married name of Cousin Blanche and all of her relations. Brother didn't take that well at all. Sorry about that, but we did warn you to protect your ears, we would like to point out.
Friday, September 11, 2015
We thought we better warn you to protect your ears now. We're planning to hop to a Civil War reenactment this weekend where the human will have the opportunity to gather genealogical information and to hopefully sell a few things too. Brother is not happy, so ear protection is definitely a good idea. Also, any bears in the area should probably hide your honey supplies. Betsy will be going along on this trip and we fear there might be unguarded cannons she can get her paws on. Never a good thing.
Thursday, September 10, 2015
We're sorry if you were awakened just now. Finding Cousin George and Cousin Edna led to our finding Cousin Mary just seconds ago. We hope the kitty shriek didn't alarm anyone excessively. Please go back to sleep.
We're so sorry for all of the noise today. Brother has been truly rotten, and we hope he hasn't disturbed the peace too much. We found out that we can access a ton of different newspapers and info online thanks to the grandhuman, and we were able to the nicest obituary for Cousin Michael, detailing all of his extended relations. Brother didn't take it well to say the least. Really, we are very sorry. And we just found out where Cousin George and Cousin Edna are buried, so we don't expect tonight be be any quieter. If you need to sleep, you should probably stuff your ears now.
Wednesday, September 9, 2015
We hope it didn't disrupt anyone's dinner too much when there were loud kitty shrieks this afternoon. We called an archive to try to gather more information on those relatives, and Brother didn't take it well. And we are hoping to call another archive to try to get an obituary tomorrow. Expect more noise. We're very sorry about that.
Please keep your ear protection handy tomorrow, for we might be taking a little trip to either the country or an archive, or possibly to both, and Brother is not happy about it. We're very sorry for the noise inconvenience.
Tuesday, September 8, 2015
We're very sorry if the sudden kitty shriek just now disturbed you. We might have just found out some new information on Cousin Cordelia, and Brother is not happy. But really, when is that cat every happy? He's so annoying. And we are afraid to think of how he will react if we are able to call out to Kansas tomorrow to order a court case file that will hopefully identify a ton of relatives and their locations. Be prepared to cover your ears.
Sunday, September 6, 2015
The human is still sniffling over that rotten, rotten cat today, and our poor fur is still endangered. Really, he should be so ashamed of himself for what he has been doing, and for making our poor human cry. Really, he should. But we see no signs of shame yet. Just texts demanding to know if we just found Cousin Richard's email, and threats as to what will happen if we don't forget that contact information immediately. We are halfway tempted to write Cousin Richard a long and meaningful letter just to annoy Brother.
Saturday, September 5, 2015
We are so annoyed with that cat. Really, he should be ashamed of himself. First, he keeps harassing us via text and shouting any time we locate a relative for the human's family tree. We can only hope that the person whose phone he is using has unlimited texts or they are doomed. And worse, our poor human was sobbing over him again today, endangering our fur! Not to mention, of course, that we hate to see her so sad. Really, the entire situation is so annoying, and now we are hearing sniffles like the human is tearing up again. How can that awful feline keep doing this?
We would like to offer our apologies for today's noise. It seems that Cousin Donald married a person with the rather unusual first name of Blendena, which makes searching for info on her and that tree branch really easy. But Brother isn't happy, and is now threatening to see this cousin in court for daring to have an unusual name. Really, we're not sure what he is thinking. He has no right to demand that relations only have simple, generic names that we would have to dig through a million potential matches on google to locate.
Thursday, September 3, 2015
We're very sorry for the continuing noise. We found some lovely online newspapers last night that we were able to use to confirm Cousin Maxie's parentage, and attach her to the right limb of the family tree. Brother was not pleased, although we're not sure what his problem with that is. We already knew Cousin Maxie was related. We already had info on her, and her husband and offspring. All the paper did was show what limb she belonged on. But Brother is ticked anyway, and is threatening to shred every newspaper he can get his paws on, and to see the paper company in court for encouraging more tree growth and allowing their products to fall into the paws of tree loving rabbits.
Wednesday, September 2, 2015
Please put your ear protection on now. We are planning to spend the evening trying to hunt down Cousin John, in the hopes that locating him will lead us to his sisters. Loud kitty shrieks are probably going to start at any moment and we would hate to keep innocent people up due to that cat's complaints and threats to see the library in court.
Tuesday, September 1, 2015
We're very sorry for the continued noise. Thanks to the library, we were able to view some city directories and find cousin John and the name of his wife, which will surely lead to finding the rest of the family. Brother was not pleased about this, and now is threatening to see the library in court. We're debating now if we should hop down there tomorrow to warn them to beware of kitties.
Monday, August 31, 2015
Please brace yourself for continued noise tonight, because we just thought of a lovely way to progress in our hunt for Cousin Cordelia. Brother isn't taking it well. And he's taking it even worse that we identified Cousin Gillen, whose last name happens to be Hallmark. We think he might be making plans to sue a chain of card stores even as we type. He's so annoying.
Really, we are sorry for the commotion last night and into this morning. We hope it didn't keep anyone from resting, and thus sending them to sleep in the middle of Sunday sermon. And we especially hope the noise didn't result in any pastors falling asleep in the middle of Sunday sermon, or half of a few choirs. And why are we suddenly very glad that the human didn't limp to church this morning with us along for the ride? They were having a dinner after the sermon and we are suddenly picturing a messy disaster as people fall asleep in their plates. And what if someone figured out that the cat causing all of the commotion and shouting about bunnies and dangerous trees is our fugitive Brother? That's the last thing we need, to get in trouble with the church. We like the church and have no desire for them to get upset with us. Churches are wonderful and always are helping needy teddies find news homes and providing us with fabric for stitching purposes. We don't want them angry with us for failing to keep Brother under control. Really, Brother should be so ashamed of himself, making the noise he did. And he has no right to say that he is going to take Cousin Blanche, Cousin Sibbie and Cousin Carrie along with their entire extended family to court for refusing to hide from the census taker, and Cousin Winnie and her husband Cousin Archie too for having such wonderful obituaries. We think he might have been pre-prejudiced against poor Cousin Archie from the start, though, because he was in the seed business, and tuis a friend to bunnies. Also, he cannot sue the library for making online census access easier! Really, it's just so easy, much, much easier than the last time we used this program. We're off to hunt down Cousin Cordelia and Cousin Malcolm now! Please protect your ears accordingly. We don't want the shouts to keep you awake and make you possibly miss work tomorrow!
Saturday, August 29, 2015
We're very sorry for anyone who was hoping to get to bed early tonight. We made a few discoveries on the family tree, and Brother is not taking it well. We keep hearing angry shouts, and keep receiving texts every five seconds, demanding we get off the computer at once. Really, we are so sorry about the noise, but the information we've found is just too good to stop now due to that cat, and really, we do not believe he has just cause to take Cousin Blanche and her entire family to court for not hiding from a census taker!
We have a plan for Brother's recapture. The human needs to go to the genealogy archive, and we're intending to hop along with her. This archive is conveniently a short bus ride from where we are sure Brother is hiding. So, while some of us are at the archive, attracting his attention by helping grow the family tree, the rest of us will catch the bus and go down to his hiding place. He will be so distracted yelling about the size of the family tree that he won't see us coming until it is too late and we have him in our paws! Perfect plan!
Thursday, August 27, 2015
Keep your paws crossed for us. The mosquito spraying is going on now, and we are very concerned about the human's potential for becoming a hive covered mess. Our only slight comfort is that we haven't heard the mosquito repellant trucks yet. Maybe we'll get lucky? Maybe they'll miss us again?
Wednesday, August 26, 2015
We just checked the calendar and the paper, and there is supposed to be spraying for those awful mosquitoes happening tomorrow evening. Needless to say, we are very concerned. The obviously didn't do our area properly the last time so what if they double up on spray to make up for it? We are very afraid for the human becoming a hive covered mess. Do you think we have time to flee to the country?
Tuesday, August 25, 2015
Please protect your ears now. We are thinking of either visiting the country or possibly a genealogy archive tomorrow, and loud kitty shouts are expected as a result. Really, guard your poor, poor ears before it is too late!
Monday, August 24, 2015
We're sorry about the noise today. We're continuing to assist the human in locating new limbs for the family tree and Brother is continuing to not take it well, and to shout and shriek about stepping away from the computer at once. Really, we're rabbits! Rabbits love genealogy and multiplication along with the high skill of gardening required to grow such a giant tree. Why would he think there is any hope of us backing away?
Sunday, August 23, 2015
We're sorry for any humans who suffered hearing damage last night or today. We managed to locate a few relatives that the human has ben hunting forever and the family tree has sprouted numerous new branches as a result. We're afraid Brother didn't take it well, though. We're so sorry for the noise, and we apologize in advance if it gets loud again tomorrow. We're going to be trying to locate a few more relations and we expect major trouble.
Saturday, August 22, 2015
We are still so annoyed with Brother for his attempts to sabotage things and keep us from attending that fair, and meeting more hard working rabbits. Really, just because he has issues with work does not mean that he has the right to keep us from interacting with our fellow, hard working bunnies. And his meeting them wouldn't be a bad thing in our opinion. It would probably do him a lot of good to stop being so lazy. We have seen industrious kitties before. It is NOT required in the job description for cats to be lazy!
Friday, August 21, 2015
We got to hop to the fair today and we learned why that rotten Brother was so eager to keep us from attending! A group of bunnies had a booth set up there! It was a ring toss booth, where if you got a ring around the neck of a plastic duck bobbing in a kiddy pool full of water, you got a rabbit. But all of the bunnies were lounging around the kiddy pool, looking very innocent with their back paws tucked out of view, but we are sure in the perfect position to give the pool a nudge and throw off the shots of any humans trying to play the game. They had recruited some human to assist them and were taking in a ton of money when we saw them. Also, there were the nicest teddy bunnies who were running a game booth as well. It was so lovely to see so many hard working rabbits at the fair. We even convinced one to move in with us, bringing the sibling count to 858. No wonder Brother didn't want us to attend, though. He has such issues with the notion of work.
Thursday, August 20, 2015
The rain continues, keeping us trapped at home. We have a bit of hope for tomorrow, though, as according to the weatherman things are supposed to be clearer. Paws crossed that he is right. The human so wants to go to the fair and we do too!
Wednesday, August 19, 2015
The rain continues, and we're starting to get suspicious about the timing. Is Brother engaging in rain dances in whatever place he is hiding? Really, if he is, he needs to stop this instant! The human has longed to go to this fair in the country for years, and he has no right to spoil it for her with such terrible kitty behavior. Here's hoping tomorrow is better.
Tuesday, August 18, 2015
It rained today too, keeping us from hopping to the country again. Here's hoping that it doesn't rain tomorrow. We're wanting to go up there to spend the night and attend the fair on Thursday, but the humans need to get the lawn taken care of, which might prove a problem if we have to do everything at the same time. Really, this is so annoying, and the human thinks that the rain is responsible for her poor leg throbbing too.
Monday, August 17, 2015
We didn't get to go to the country today due to rain, if you were wandering why it was a bit quiet this afternoon. We're hoping to go tomorrow, though, so please prepare your ear protection accordingly. We expect loud kitty shrieks at the least the second we pull out of the driveway.
Sunday, August 16, 2015
We would like to apologize for any hearing damage you might have suffered today. We paid a little visit to the country, and Brother didn't take it well. And we're hoping to go back tomorrow, so more shrieks are in the forecast. We hope everyone has strong ear protection is all that we can say.
Saturday, August 15, 2015
No hives today or mosquito bites, we are happy to report. But the human senses them lurking, waiting to get her, and we are very alarmed at the munching noises that continue to come from the frogs living in the back yard. Really, they do seem to be eating a lot, but doesn't that mean there is a lot there for them to be eating? And what if it's more than a family of frogs can gulp down? Maybe we ought to look that up online? How many mosquitoes can the average frog eat per day. Surely google has some info on that.
Friday, August 14, 2015
The human is hive free, thank goodness, but when she went outside, just to get in the car this afternoon, she fears she was attacked by several mosquitoes. What if the reason that she is hive free is because they failed to spray properly around here? We thought we heard the trucks, but what if the missed us somehow, and all of the mosquitoes who were driven out of their usual habitats decide to take up residence here instead? This does not look good!
Thursday, August 13, 2015
We are still at home, and the mosquito spraying is happening now, so we are very, very worried bunnies. We think we hear the trucks even as we are typing! Paws crossed that there are no hives as a result of this, or we might be in very big trouble, The human might not be able to get in to her doctor on such short notice, especially with the fast approaching weekend!
Wednesday, August 12, 2015
The mosquito spraying happens tomorrow night, and we are concerned. The last thing we want is for our poor human to be reduced to a hive covered mess once again. The last time was truly alarming and horrifying to see. Here's hoping we can convince the grandhuman that an evacuation to the country is the safest thing to do.
Tuesday, August 11, 2015
We are still debating about fleeing to the country to escape the mosquito spraying. Our poor human is highly worried about turning into a hive covered mess, especially since her doctor is going on vacation, and she might not be able to get timely treatment for any hive attacks. If we fled to the country she would be safe from that, and could spend her time curled up reading while we play with the country bunnies. Really, fleeing seems like the safest way to go here.
Monday, August 10, 2015
We are debating possibly hoping to the country tomorrow, after the human's doctor's appointment. We know it would be a bit early since they aren't spraying for those terrible mosquitoes until later in the week, but we're thinking going early might be safer, don't you think? And a long country stay would be so NICE!
We really think we should evacuate to the country next week, or, more accurately to escape the plans to spray for the annoying insects. Because we can see nothing but a possible disaster due to this spraying if the human happens to react like she did before and get turned into a hive covered mess. And anyway, they're spraying at the end of the week, almost, and we were hoping to go to the country this weekend anyway. What would be the harm in leaving a bit early?
Saturday, August 8, 2015
The mosquitos are being quite troublesome once more and the city is planning to spray for the little annoyances. This has us kind of concerned, though, after how badly the human reacted to a pest repellant once a few years ago. Do you think we should go to hide in the country with the human until the spraying is done? They're for sure doing it on our street, and we don't want her to become a hive covered horror once more.
Friday, August 7, 2015
We're very sorry for the shouts today. While we were at the giant yard sale we met the nicest bear and invited him to move in, bringing the sibling total to 857. Brother was not happy about that little piece of news. Not happy at all. Anyway, the new bear got wet while at the sale, and now he is lounging on the dryer hoping the heat will help dry his fur, and that he can avoid the rigors of a bear bath and all it involves. Poor wet bear. Really, we had to let him move in!
Thursday, August 6, 2015
We suggest all of you stuff your ears now. We have high hopes for hopping to that giant yard sale tomorrow, and a ton of loud kitty complaints are anticipated. Really, we don't know why Brother continues to object so. It isn't like his shouts have prevented us from going to the sale before.
Wednesday, August 5, 2015
One of the bunnies who lives in the backyard was out there playing with the nicest squirrel this afternoon. Really, they were being so cute and now we are kicking ourselves for not grabbing the camera or tablet and filming the bunny/squirrel adorableness for the internet. We wonder if we should ask the squirrel to move in as well, when we convince a bunny to move in. Another squirrel sibling. That would be wonderful! And please ignore the loud kitty shouts about how we better not open the door and let any siblings in.
Tuesday, August 4, 2015
Please ignore any loud shrieks. We found a lovely website last night providing information on fairs that we might want to sign up to participate in. Brother is not taking it well, and we fear he might be plotting a way to take out our internet. Thank goodness we put out some yummy carrot bribes for the outdoor bunnies. They can stand guard against him.
Monday, August 3, 2015
We're checking out the local fairs to try to find the best ones to enter for the teddy beauty contests. They give lovely prizes of money and ribbons to winning teddy beauty contestants, and we would really like that. We've just got to figure out which ones give the best odds of our winning. Not that we doubt that we are the cutest teddies around and that we make the best clothes ever, but still, we would like to pick the best contests. And we probably should pick a contest that doesn't might an annoying cat picketing and accusing them of encouraging us as well.
Sunday, August 2, 2015
The giant yard sale is this week and we're very eager to attend. Besides hoping to find seeds and sewing merchandise, there are always kitties at this event. Perhaps we will meet a nice one who will want to move in with us. And wouldn't that serve that horrible, awful Brother right if we allowed another kitty in to replace him?
Saturday, August 1, 2015
The humans decided to stay at home today, which was a bit disappointing since we were looking forward to a trip to the country to annoy Brother. Maybe tomorrow, though. And the only way that cat has even a small chance of stopping us is if he shows up on the doorstep!
The weather this weekend is looking to be very nice, so we're hoping to hop to the country. If you hear loud kitty shrieks, you will know we're there. Or else we found some other activity that annoyed him, or we allowed another sibling to move in. Or perhaps we did all three. Basically, expect loud kitty shrieks for sure.
Thursday, July 30, 2015
The grandhuman thanks she might have gotten food poisoning from a tomato, so we're not sure if we'll get to hop to the country this weekend. And we were so looking forward to going too. Really, how could a tomato poison anyone? Bunnies eat them all the time and this never happens to us!
Wednesday, July 29, 2015
We're sorry about the shrieks this morning. We hopped out this morning to help the humans pick up vitamins, and there happened to be a homeless shelter on the way. We met the nicest bear in need of a new home, bringing the sibling count to 856. Brother is not pleased and is making remarks about how we should never be allowed to hop out the door again.
Tuesday, July 28, 2015
When we hopped to the store to get that cheese, you won't believe what we found, carrots on SALE! We naturally grabbed several sacks right away. We hope the resulting kitty shrieks didn't disturb anyone too much. And better than carrots on sale, the carrots also provided the humans needed points for a gas deal, so the humans should be very pleased with us tonight for helping them out. The cat never did that.
We need to hop out tomorrow to a cheese sale. There's one thing that's good about Brother not lurking here. We are actually able to purchase and eat cheese on our salads, instead of having that cat demand every bite for himself!
Sunday, July 26, 2015
Due to the heat the humans stayed home today too, but we think we might hop out tomorrow. The fabric store is having a pattern sale and we're wanting to check and see if they have the nicest pattern we heard about online stuffed back somewhere. And there go the kitty shrieks again.
Human wasn't feeling the best so we decided to stay home this afternoon. Maybe we will hop out to the country tomorrow? The human who does the lawn there apparently didn't use a bag on his lawnmower, and our yard looks fairly awful so we probably should.
Saturday, July 25, 2015
We had a lovely time at the Tomato Fest. We actually had such a nice time that we're considering going back tomorrow. If you hear loud kitty shrieks tomorrow afternoon, you will know that we did!
Thursday, July 23, 2015
We're hoping to hop to the country tomorrow to attend the festival honoring the tomato. We would have gone tonight but there was rain and the humans didn't want to deal with it if they got up there to find the human hired to do the lawn had failed at his job once more and they had high, wet grass to wade thought. Hopefully tomorrow will work out well though. Expect early morning kitty shrieks.
Tuesday, July 21, 2015
We just found the loveliest deal at Walmart! Velvet fabric or fabric that certainly looks like velvet anyway for only 3.47 a yard. We have an outfit that this fabric would be just perfect for, if we can get the pattern to work right and we saw at least two colors so we can make multiple outfit variations too!
Monday, July 20, 2015
We know we measured for those windows at the country cottage, but now we can't find the paper on which we wrote the measurements. Brother is suspected of finding a way to hide this somehow. Really, he should be ashamed. Doesn't he want nice, new windows? We might even make sure they are an appropriate size for lounging in! Or we would have if he hadn't hidden out measurements!
Sunday, July 19, 2015
We're so sorry for the shouting today. The human went to see a movie about ants, and Brother heard the movie title as AUNTS, which resulted in much shouting about the family tree, and how he will see the theater in court for encouraging the growth of the family tree. Sorry about the mix-up.
Saturday, July 18, 2015
It was rather hot and muggy today so the humans decided against going to the country. We were kind of disappointed about that, but we did get to stop by a sale where we gathered more fabric for quilts and clothing, so that was kind of okay. If you heard any shrieks at about lunchtime that's what it was from.
Friday, July 17, 2015
Sorry we didn't post for a bit. Someone, and we suspect it was Brother, messed the internet up on Wednesday. We know we saw little paw prints on the phone hook-up, and who else could those prints belong to but Brother? We suspect it was some sort of attempt to punish us for our Wednesday morning and afternoon activities. We met that lovely repairman up in the country and got the lights fixed so the only thing needing an expert now is the plumbing. And then on our way home we stopped by the nicest building store and located some new windows for decorating the porch, and shingles for redoing the roof, all at fantastic prices. Brother was not happy. And to top things off, we also dropped by the homeless shelter and took in the nicest koala, teddy pup and bear bringing the sibling count to 855.
Tuesday, July 14, 2015
We have not heard from the repairman we are supposed to meet tomorrow. What if he is unable to come due to the bad weather? We are not sure how, but somehow Brother has to be responsible for this. We just know it!
Monday, July 13, 2015
We are slightly worried. It seems there was a storm with trees down up in the area where the repairman who is due to visit the cottage lives. What if he is unable to come? Do you think Brother tried his paw at a rain dance or recruited a black cat to cause this?
Sunday, July 12, 2015
We're thinking of calling that senior center tomorrow to see if they might have work for us teaching classes on clothing for teddies. If you're awakened by loud kitty shouts you will know we placed the call. But then again, we might have to wait for a bit. The human is having some glasses' issues that might need to be fixed so she can assist us with class planning. We're not sure.
Saturday, July 11, 2015
We're planning to hop to the country again on either Tuesday or Wednesday, and then possibly for the weekend if all goes well. Or we might stay here and draw up lesson plans if we can convince that senior citizens' center to hire us to teach classes. Either way, many kitty shrieks are anticipated.
Friday, July 10, 2015
In an effort to help more of our fellow teddies build up their wardrobes, we are thinking of calling the local senior citizens' center to see if they would like to host a class on teddy sewing. If you hear loud kitty shrieks about rabbits corrupting the elderly and drafting them into teddy encouragement, you will know what it is about.
Thursday, July 9, 2015
We're back once more from another visit to the country. Sorry if the shouts bothered you too much. We should probably warn you now that another visit is already planned with a repairman scheduled to drop by. This will happen sometime next week so you should probably seek out ear protection now.
Tuesday, July 7, 2015
We're all ready to head to the country again, first thing in the morning, to await the arrival of the repairman. We apologize in advance if you are awakened before your alarm clocks normally go off by kitty shrieks. Brother didn't take our packing well and we kept hearing shouts and getting texts demanding to know why he was hearing things being placed into bags. Apparently he has gotten his paws on someone's cell phone.
Monday, July 6, 2015
We're back from three lovely days in the country and we do hope the sound of the nice fireworks covered up the kitty shrieks. And better yet, we have an electrician scheduled to visit the cottage, so we'll have to hop back there in a day or so! So if you hear more shrieks shortly, you will know what it is about. Also, we met the nicest bear a day or two ago and invited her to move in bringing the sibling count to 852.
Friday, July 3, 2015
We're hoping to hop to the country tomorrow. If you hear loud shrieks, you will know that the weather cooperated and we got to go. Our hope is that the fireworks will drown out the shrieks somewhat and help protect people's hearing.
Thursday, July 2, 2015
We're very sorry for the shrieks this afternoon due to our hopping off to the library. Brother didn't take it well at all, and was shouting the entire time, demanding to know why he was hearing the sound of us pulling books off of shelves, and the beep of the check-out machine, and he would see the library in court for allowing us in their doors. Most annoying.
Wednesday, July 1, 2015
The car is working well today, but we are still suspicious about what happened yesterday. It was very odd that the car would have trouble, and after it had been innocently setting unguarded near Brother's hiding place, don't you agree? He had to have done something to it!
Tuesday, June 30, 2015
You will not believe what happened this afternoon, and we are sure Brother is to blame for it. While the human was at the doctor, the car stopped and the grandhuman couldn't get it restarted, making a call to the towing company and a long and painful wait necessary. We are sure Brother is responsible for this. The human's doctor is located very near where we suspect he is hiding. He probably crept out and sabotaged the car in an attempt to prevent our planned country visit. We are very tempted to dust the battery for little kitty paw prints!
Monday, June 29, 2015
The new tablet is fantastic! We bought the nicest little memory card for it today and it is working beyond expectations. Actually, we think we might need to buy an even larger memory card for it soon. And there go the kitty shrieks again, demanding we keep our paws out of the electronics aisle, and that we put that tablet down at once. We don't know what he will have to say when he learns we have already downloaded books onto it.
Sunday, June 28, 2015
Really, we're sorry for the shrieks and we hope they didn't ruin anyone's Sunday supper. The human had to rush the phone in to the repair shop this afternoon, and while she was there a solution for internet access in the country was found that seems like it will work wonderfully! And it resulted in our obtaining a fourth tablet, so we're pretty pleased there. Unfortunately, Brother wasn't pleased, and is shouting about possible extended country trips, and how we should just get our paws off of that tablet right away. He's been yelling about hearing us downloading things too, and is threatening the phone company with dire punishments for aiding and abetting visiting the country, and encouraging rabbits to read. We're just thankful he hasn't realized the new tablet has a fantastic camera on it, one we were able to use to take the cutest photo of one of our outside bunny friends. We don't see him taking that news well at all
Saturday, June 27, 2015
We're sorry for the noise today. We decided to get some fabric to stitch into a dress for that class we are hoping to teach on sewing for teddies, and we found a fantastic deal, a bolt of fabric that was 60 inches wide for only 1.97 a yard. Brother didn't take it well. And then we got home, we were reading our pattern to make sure that we knew exactly how to stitch stuff together, and we got more shouting, demanding to know why he was hearing the sound of pages being turned, and whatever we were reading to drop it at once. Such an annoying kitty.
Friday, June 26, 2015
The humans stayed home today, which was a bit annoying, since we were so looking forward to going to the country, but on the up side, we're hoping to spend some major time up there next week, so we at least have that to look forward to. Maybe a week in the country. Maybe we will get a few more of our patterns together so we can have a big design and stitching party while we are there!
Thursday, June 25, 2015
We're debating what we might want to do tomorrow, possibly visiting the country, or we've been thinking about going on a hunt to find that rotten, terrible Brother. Only the human's allergies are acting up, so we're not sure if that would work out. So maybe we'll argue strongly for the country, where we might find lovely teddy siblings in need of homes, and where we might be able to check a few seed packs out at the library.
Wednesday, June 24, 2015
We're sorry that we didn't post last night and that tonight's post will be kind of short. The humans had a relation who had to visit the emergency room last night, requiring them to spend twelve hours there. We were without internet access as a result, and the human is still very tired so we can't stay on long tonight.
Monday, June 22, 2015
We're very sorry, we want you to know that right now. Really, we were just innocently poking around online, and we might have accidentally discovered Cousin Edna and possibly her husband and child or children as well. Brother is not taking it well, and there was much shrieking about us getting our paws off the computer at once. We suggest digging ear muffs out to block him because we have to confirm the Cousin Edna location and it might take a bit.
Sunday, June 21, 2015
We got the patterns to make a couple of lovely outfits enlarged today, right after we paid a little visit to the country. We hope the shrieks didn't disrupt the holiday for anyone. We might have speculated about recapturing Brother and lagging him up there. Between that and new clothing ideas, Brother was not happy.
Saturday, June 20, 2015
We had a lovely time at the reunion today, as the kitty shrieks probably clued you in to. Sorry about that. There's even been a hint about a second reunion, possibly in the fall. So you should probably keep your ear protection handy. We expect more shouts due to that shortly.
Friday, June 19, 2015
We're off to help the human with the family reunion tomorrow. If anyone was wondering what the loud kitty shrieks this afternoon were about it was due to our packing of the giant goodie bags, guaranteed to lure the children out in droves, and to get them to pester their parents into going along with a few of the human's little plans for next reunion. Brother is not taking it well at all. We're not sure why he has a problem, though, since he's currently hiding out, shows no signs of wanting to move back in, and is not having to do a tiny bit of work. He's so annoying.
Thursday, June 18, 2015
We finished one pattern packet so far in our cutting project. We debated cutting a few others, but we wonder if we need to wait until we resize the first one so there is no chance for mix-ups. But then would it be better if we had a bunch of patterns cut and ready for resizing to save ourselves from having to make multiple trips to the store? We'll have to think about this.
Wednesday, June 17, 2015
We're very sorry for the shrieks today. There's a lovely pattern sale on and we got three lovely packets. Brother didn't take it well and he's taken even worse the fact that we're happily cutting patterns out for enlargement purposes. You should probably cover your ears now. We will cut out as fast as we can.
Tuesday, June 16, 2015
We just saw mention of the oddest thing, a cat library. Is this a library that allows felines to trot in, because if so we hope they keep a careful eye out for Brother, who is undoubtedly there to harass any rabbit patrons, not to pick up a good book.
Monday, June 15, 2015
We have found a library where you can check out SEED! It's absolutely wonderful, and it's one of the country libraries with an underground entrance, to make the place more friendly for their rabbit patrons! We're thinking of hopping there either this weekend or in a couple more weeks to check out a few items. We thought we should warn you in advance so you can find ear protection now. Brother is not going to take our planned borrowing well at all.
Sunday, June 14, 2015
We are still so annoyed by those missing patterns, and we are more sure than ever that Brother was the one who took them. It is something that would be just like him to do to annoy us. Well, we hope that he knows that this will not prevent us from finding the patterns we want. We might just amuse ourselves ordering the book via inter library loan! He can't get to every copy and engage in mass pattern theft!
Saturday, June 13, 2015
We got that book on sewing clothing today from the library and the outfits are fantastic, but horror of horrors, the patterns to sew them with are MISSING! If we weren't worried about harming the book, we would dust it for little kitty paw prints. We are sure that Brother is somehow to blame for these missing patterns.
Friday, June 12, 2015
We hopped to the country this afternoon to check on the cottage in hopes of getting up there soon. We so hope we can. We even obtained the cutest little microwave to make heating things and the preparation of carrot flavored popcorn easier. Our next visit is going to be so nice. We're hoping to get to go up there some time next week, to help the human make a podcast for the family reunion. She spent the entire ride home composing the script for it in her head, if you were wandering what the loud kitty shrieks were about. And if you noticed some of the shrieks were especially loud during the middle of the afternoon, we dropped by the local homeless shelter and met a pup and two bears in need of a new residence. I think you can guess at this point what happened. We're now up to 851 siblings!
Thursday, June 11, 2015
Three days until the anniversary of that rotten brother's latest escape. It's so annoying that he's still out there as a rotten fugitive, and the human is feeling sadder than usual thinking about the anniversary of his desertion. To cheer her up, we're wanting to make a country visit. The only problem is that the library has some books for us, including one with lovely clothing patterns that we're eager to get our paws on, which requires us to possibly wait until Saturday to go somewhere. So very annoying.
Wednesday, June 10, 2015
Really, Brother will be lucky not to get a citation for disturbing the peace at this rate. The human got the phone number for that relation she learned about last night as she plans to call them maybe tomorrow to invite them to the family reunion. Brother did not take it well at all, and now he's saying that he will see the telephone company in court if they let such a call go through. Really, the telephone company can't block calls that might lead to family tree growth. What is Brother thinking?
Tuesday, June 9, 2015
We hope no one was awakened by the shrieks tonight. The human got the happy news that a relative has discovered a missing cousin and now she is making plans to invite them to the reunion next weekend. Brother did not take it well and is ranting about the growth of the tree once more.
Monday, June 8, 2015
It just started to storm, so we might not be able to post later, as the lights have been flickering and we fear we will loose power and thus internet at any moment. So annoying, and if this does happen, we are hopping right off to the nearest hotel with power and a great breakfast bar!
Sunday, June 7, 2015
Today's activities went well too. We hopped off to pay a visit to the country this afternoon, and then had the nicest chat with a pair of outdoor bunnies about possibly moving in. We're sorry, though, if any of you had your ears harmed as a result of Brother's shrieks. He didn't take anything we did well, especially our asking the bunnies to become house rabbits.
Saturday, June 6, 2015
Our Saturday plans went very well. First we hopped to a sale at this church where we got our paws on over 20 magazines devoted to quilting. We hope the shouts from that didn't awaken anyone who had hopped to spend Saturday morning sleeping in. Then we went to that lovely comic convention. It was so nice, and the Disney people were so friendly. Apparently they didn't associate us with Betsy Bear, which is a miracle. We even had the chance to learn sewing with leather while we were there, and were able to obtain a book about it. And to top our day off, we hopped to the homeless shelter and met a horse and pup in need of a new residence. While we were checking them out, the grandhuman found over 15 yards of fabric as well, which made the day pretty much perfect, not that you would know that from how Brother was carrying on. We're now up to 848 siblings!
Friday, June 5, 2015
We're planning to hop to a comic convention tomorrow where some Disney people will be putting in appearances. We're a little concerned, though. Betsy has behaved horribly at that park Disney owns, the one where our mice siblings' large cousins live. What if the Disney people who are present remember Betsy and know that we are relatives of hers? We don't want to be kicked out of the convention due to that horrible bear! We have high hopes of promoting our stitching of outfits while we are there. Do you think there's any chance that they might have forgotten about Betsy in the ten years since we visited that park? But it is Betsy and why are we very afraid that the memory of the horror she has inflicted has lingered?
Thursday, June 4, 2015
We're very sorry for the continuing shrieks today. Between thinking of ideas for our classes, we've been helping the human with ways to make the family reunion more fun. We even got a book from the library just for that purpose. Brother isn't taking it well, and is insisting that he will see the library in court if they don't stop providing material to encourage us at once.