Microwave

The microwave went out tonight, and we are highly suspicious of sabotage.  We're not sure how sabotage would be possible.  Some bunny or other teddy is always here and surely a saboteur would have been spotted, especially a rotten, microwave sabotaging cat, but even though we aren't sure how it could have been done, we feel sure sabotage has occurred.  And what are we going to do without a microwave?  How will we make carrot popcorn or heat our carrot juice?  And our poor human!  What will she do for food until the microwave can be lagged back to the store for replacement?  All of her favorite foods require it!