Today's Sabotage Report

No acts of sabotage today, we are happy to report, due to our diligent guarding of anything that Brother could get his paws on and damage.  It's so annoying that we have to be on guard duty to protect our property, though.  Really, we have never heard of such an annoying cat, sabotaging innocent bunnies/ property.  He ought to be ashamed of himself and when we find him, we wouldn't be surprised if the poor humans who are stuck with him don't beg us to take him off their hands.  Goodness knows he's running up their cell bill with harassing texts to us.