Sunday, February 14, 2010

Valentines' Day Apology

I would like to offer my apologies to anyone who planned to give their sweetheart chocolate today, only to find their purchased heart missing. You can stop by here after two tomorrow to pick up the remains. I'm afraid that Betsy had a feast. And if you were expecting Cupid to drop by, I'm very sorry about that, too, but Betsy attacked him in case he was carrying food like Santa and the Easter Bunny. I found a mass of feathers on our doorstep, but I do think he managed to escape with his life. So, if you want romance, you may have to wait until his wings grow back. You all have my apologies.

Thursday, February 4, 2010

Facebook Update

This place is evil is all that I can say. At first I hoped the games would distract the human from encouraging the rabbits, which they have to a degree, but now that I've checked the games, I'm very alarmed. One of them encourages the breeding of SHEEP! Why don't they just wave a big sign for the polar bears? And I won't even get into the importance of rabbits in every game the human plays. That is just too alarming. Oh, and then there's the genealogy! She's using Facebook to hunt cousins and grow that awful family tree of hers!

Wednesday, February 3, 2010

Blog Issues

I don't know what's been wrong, but I haven't been able to post for the last few days. I'm very sorry about that. I think the polar bears must have messed something out when they were running around, panicking about the snow that hit over the weekend. Either that or the bunnies messed something up poking at the human's little farm. Anyway, I'm back now, and will post and update on the writing horrors as soon as possible.