Tuesday, October 25, 2016
We thought we better warn you, we found a lovely coupon for a fantastic deal on some fabric we love today, a fabric collection the store has just replenished its supply of. Kitty shrieks are expected so please guard your ears now.
Monday, October 24, 2016
Brother found out about those new books the human got, and he has been busily driving us crazy with texts, insisting we are plotting something by encouraging such great amounts of reading, and whatever we are up to, we better stop it this instant. Really, we are getting highly concerned. What if he breaks the phone with his mass of harassing texts? Doesn't he have anything better to do with his time?
Brother is continuing his litany of complaints. Now he is objecting to the amount of reading he is hearing going on in the house. He is just being super annoying is all that we can say, and we're surprised the phone hasn't suffered damage with his mass of texts about the excessive amount of screen taps and page turning he has been hearing today, and what are we up to that we are encouraging the human to read so. We just hope he doesn't find out about the ten new books she got.
Saturday, October 22, 2016
We're sorry about today's shrieks, but Brother has now decided to add THINKING to the list of things he objects to us engaging in. We were hard at work, trying to figure out the simplest way to make a pattern work only to get bombarded with texts from the cat, claiming that somehow he could hear THINKING going on, that surely no good could come from bunnies doing such a thing and for us to just stop that very instant. Really, how could he hear THINKING?
Friday, October 21, 2016
Sorry for the noise today. We hopped to the fabric store to take advantage of a great coupon only to learn they were having a sale on the dies for our lovely little fabric cutting machine. We got a new die, and a cutting mat, and are debating buying a few more things. Really, we're very sorry and we hope the kitty shrieks didn't disturb you too much. And we hope the shrieks this afternoon didn't disrupt your trip home. We went to a church craft sale this afternoon and were promptly bombarded with texts from Brother demanding to know what we were doing in a church on a day that wasn't Sunday, and was the paper right that there was a craft sale in progress, and for us to just get our cotton tails out at once. Really, why can't someone confiscate his phone? How did he get his paws on a phone in his hide out anyway?
Wednesday, October 19, 2016
Sorry about not posting this weekend. First, we were dealing with the disaster of the human's cousin's wedding. Which was made a disaster due to the antics of one Betsy Bear. The human's poor, poor cousin. A reception table with cake and a ton of yummy cupcakes were left unguarded while the cousins were exchanging their vows. We think you can guess what happened. We're just glad that the parking lot was covered in gravel that didn't result in a trail of paw prints leading right to our car. Then we had to spend the rest of the night picking up all of the discarded cupcake wrappers, which took forever. And Sunday wasn't much better. The church is taking up donations for needy animals so when we visited the store we looked for something nice to contribute. And promptly got bombarded with texts from Brother demanding to know what we were doing at the store, and why we weren't in the vegetable aisle, and was that cat food we were in, and what were we up to? He's now shrieking about how we are planning to fool other kitties into thinking bunnies are nice, wonderful creatures, and who knows what we will convince them of from there, and it is probably part of some plot to convert them to vegetarianism! Very, very annoying.
Tuesday, October 4, 2016
We would like to offer continuing apologies for the noise today. We did some work on a quilt for the open house this weekend, and Brother didn't take it well. We should probably warn you now, we have a long day of sewing scheduled for tomorrow, so please protect your ears accordingly. Loud kitty shrieks are in the forecast.
Monday, October 3, 2016
Sorry for the shrieks today. Our lovely new fabric cutter arrived this afternoon and we went right to work with it, and already have the material for a lovely little throw cut out. We plan to stitch it together tomorrow. We think you can imagine how Brother took our newly increased cutting speed. Really, though, we are rabbits, and rabbits like to be fast. Why is he so annoyed about our finding a way to make quilting even faster? He is, though, so many shrieks are in the forecast. Please guard your ears accordingly.
Sunday, October 2, 2016
We hope today's shrieks didn't disrupt anyone's Sunday sermon. After church the humans in charge of the sale offered us a chance to do more shopping and we got our paws on another sack of fabric, and on a lovely little machine to help with the construction of the human's genealogy books. As you might imagine, Brother didn't take it well. We're very sorry about the noise, but maybe it shortened a few sermons, so could that possibly be a good thing?
Saturday, October 1, 2016
We're very, very sorry for the noise today, but in our defense, we did warn you to expect loud kitty shrieks. We visited that sale like we mentioned we were hoping to and found some more fabric and several lovely quilting books. And even better, or even worse in Brother's opinion, we met some poor, homeless teddies and invited them to move in. We met the nicest gingerbread girl, monkey, pup and three bears all in need of new homes. Added to the cutest Pokemon Eevee we rescued a few weeks ago, our sibling count is now up to 963!