Monday, August 31, 2015
Please brace yourself for continued noise tonight, because we just thought of a lovely way to progress in our hunt for Cousin Cordelia. Brother isn't taking it well. And he's taking it even worse that we identified Cousin Gillen, whose last name happens to be Hallmark. We think he might be making plans to sue a chain of card stores even as we type. He's so annoying.
Really, we are sorry for the commotion last night and into this morning. We hope it didn't keep anyone from resting, and thus sending them to sleep in the middle of Sunday sermon. And we especially hope the noise didn't result in any pastors falling asleep in the middle of Sunday sermon, or half of a few choirs. And why are we suddenly very glad that the human didn't limp to church this morning with us along for the ride? They were having a dinner after the sermon and we are suddenly picturing a messy disaster as people fall asleep in their plates. And what if someone figured out that the cat causing all of the commotion and shouting about bunnies and dangerous trees is our fugitive Brother? That's the last thing we need, to get in trouble with the church. We like the church and have no desire for them to get upset with us. Churches are wonderful and always are helping needy teddies find news homes and providing us with fabric for stitching purposes. We don't want them angry with us for failing to keep Brother under control. Really, Brother should be so ashamed of himself, making the noise he did. And he has no right to say that he is going to take Cousin Blanche, Cousin Sibbie and Cousin Carrie along with their entire extended family to court for refusing to hide from the census taker, and Cousin Winnie and her husband Cousin Archie too for having such wonderful obituaries. We think he might have been pre-prejudiced against poor Cousin Archie from the start, though, because he was in the seed business, and tuis a friend to bunnies. Also, he cannot sue the library for making online census access easier! Really, it's just so easy, much, much easier than the last time we used this program. We're off to hunt down Cousin Cordelia and Cousin Malcolm now! Please protect your ears accordingly. We don't want the shouts to keep you awake and make you possibly miss work tomorrow!
Saturday, August 29, 2015
We're very sorry for anyone who was hoping to get to bed early tonight. We made a few discoveries on the family tree, and Brother is not taking it well. We keep hearing angry shouts, and keep receiving texts every five seconds, demanding we get off the computer at once. Really, we are so sorry about the noise, but the information we've found is just too good to stop now due to that cat, and really, we do not believe he has just cause to take Cousin Blanche and her entire family to court for not hiding from a census taker!
We have a plan for Brother's recapture. The human needs to go to the genealogy archive, and we're intending to hop along with her. This archive is conveniently a short bus ride from where we are sure Brother is hiding. So, while some of us are at the archive, attracting his attention by helping grow the family tree, the rest of us will catch the bus and go down to his hiding place. He will be so distracted yelling about the size of the family tree that he won't see us coming until it is too late and we have him in our paws! Perfect plan!
Thursday, August 27, 2015
Keep your paws crossed for us. The mosquito spraying is going on now, and we are very concerned about the human's potential for becoming a hive covered mess. Our only slight comfort is that we haven't heard the mosquito repellant trucks yet. Maybe we'll get lucky? Maybe they'll miss us again?
Wednesday, August 26, 2015
We just checked the calendar and the paper, and there is supposed to be spraying for those awful mosquitoes happening tomorrow evening. Needless to say, we are very concerned. The obviously didn't do our area properly the last time so what if they double up on spray to make up for it? We are very afraid for the human becoming a hive covered mess. Do you think we have time to flee to the country?
Tuesday, August 25, 2015
Please protect your ears now. We are thinking of either visiting the country or possibly a genealogy archive tomorrow, and loud kitty shouts are expected as a result. Really, guard your poor, poor ears before it is too late!
Monday, August 24, 2015
We're sorry about the noise today. We're continuing to assist the human in locating new limbs for the family tree and Brother is continuing to not take it well, and to shout and shriek about stepping away from the computer at once. Really, we're rabbits! Rabbits love genealogy and multiplication along with the high skill of gardening required to grow such a giant tree. Why would he think there is any hope of us backing away?
Sunday, August 23, 2015
We're sorry for any humans who suffered hearing damage last night or today. We managed to locate a few relatives that the human has ben hunting forever and the family tree has sprouted numerous new branches as a result. We're afraid Brother didn't take it well, though. We're so sorry for the noise, and we apologize in advance if it gets loud again tomorrow. We're going to be trying to locate a few more relations and we expect major trouble.
Saturday, August 22, 2015
We are still so annoyed with Brother for his attempts to sabotage things and keep us from attending that fair, and meeting more hard working rabbits. Really, just because he has issues with work does not mean that he has the right to keep us from interacting with our fellow, hard working bunnies. And his meeting them wouldn't be a bad thing in our opinion. It would probably do him a lot of good to stop being so lazy. We have seen industrious kitties before. It is NOT required in the job description for cats to be lazy!
Friday, August 21, 2015
We got to hop to the fair today and we learned why that rotten Brother was so eager to keep us from attending! A group of bunnies had a booth set up there! It was a ring toss booth, where if you got a ring around the neck of a plastic duck bobbing in a kiddy pool full of water, you got a rabbit. But all of the bunnies were lounging around the kiddy pool, looking very innocent with their back paws tucked out of view, but we are sure in the perfect position to give the pool a nudge and throw off the shots of any humans trying to play the game. They had recruited some human to assist them and were taking in a ton of money when we saw them. Also, there were the nicest teddy bunnies who were running a game booth as well. It was so lovely to see so many hard working rabbits at the fair. We even convinced one to move in with us, bringing the sibling count to 858. No wonder Brother didn't want us to attend, though. He has such issues with the notion of work.
Thursday, August 20, 2015
The rain continues, keeping us trapped at home. We have a bit of hope for tomorrow, though, as according to the weatherman things are supposed to be clearer. Paws crossed that he is right. The human so wants to go to the fair and we do too!
Wednesday, August 19, 2015
The rain continues, and we're starting to get suspicious about the timing. Is Brother engaging in rain dances in whatever place he is hiding? Really, if he is, he needs to stop this instant! The human has longed to go to this fair in the country for years, and he has no right to spoil it for her with such terrible kitty behavior. Here's hoping tomorrow is better.
Tuesday, August 18, 2015
It rained today too, keeping us from hopping to the country again. Here's hoping that it doesn't rain tomorrow. We're wanting to go up there to spend the night and attend the fair on Thursday, but the humans need to get the lawn taken care of, which might prove a problem if we have to do everything at the same time. Really, this is so annoying, and the human thinks that the rain is responsible for her poor leg throbbing too.
Monday, August 17, 2015
We didn't get to go to the country today due to rain, if you were wandering why it was a bit quiet this afternoon. We're hoping to go tomorrow, though, so please prepare your ear protection accordingly. We expect loud kitty shrieks at the least the second we pull out of the driveway.
Sunday, August 16, 2015
We would like to apologize for any hearing damage you might have suffered today. We paid a little visit to the country, and Brother didn't take it well. And we're hoping to go back tomorrow, so more shrieks are in the forecast. We hope everyone has strong ear protection is all that we can say.
Saturday, August 15, 2015
No hives today or mosquito bites, we are happy to report. But the human senses them lurking, waiting to get her, and we are very alarmed at the munching noises that continue to come from the frogs living in the back yard. Really, they do seem to be eating a lot, but doesn't that mean there is a lot there for them to be eating? And what if it's more than a family of frogs can gulp down? Maybe we ought to look that up online? How many mosquitoes can the average frog eat per day. Surely google has some info on that.
Friday, August 14, 2015
The human is hive free, thank goodness, but when she went outside, just to get in the car this afternoon, she fears she was attacked by several mosquitoes. What if the reason that she is hive free is because they failed to spray properly around here? We thought we heard the trucks, but what if the missed us somehow, and all of the mosquitoes who were driven out of their usual habitats decide to take up residence here instead? This does not look good!
Thursday, August 13, 2015
We are still at home, and the mosquito spraying is happening now, so we are very, very worried bunnies. We think we hear the trucks even as we are typing! Paws crossed that there are no hives as a result of this, or we might be in very big trouble, The human might not be able to get in to her doctor on such short notice, especially with the fast approaching weekend!
Wednesday, August 12, 2015
The mosquito spraying happens tomorrow night, and we are concerned. The last thing we want is for our poor human to be reduced to a hive covered mess once again. The last time was truly alarming and horrifying to see. Here's hoping we can convince the grandhuman that an evacuation to the country is the safest thing to do.
Tuesday, August 11, 2015
We are still debating about fleeing to the country to escape the mosquito spraying. Our poor human is highly worried about turning into a hive covered mess, especially since her doctor is going on vacation, and she might not be able to get timely treatment for any hive attacks. If we fled to the country she would be safe from that, and could spend her time curled up reading while we play with the country bunnies. Really, fleeing seems like the safest way to go here.
Monday, August 10, 2015
We are debating possibly hoping to the country tomorrow, after the human's doctor's appointment. We know it would be a bit early since they aren't spraying for those terrible mosquitoes until later in the week, but we're thinking going early might be safer, don't you think? And a long country stay would be so NICE!
We really think we should evacuate to the country next week, or, more accurately to escape the plans to spray for the annoying insects. Because we can see nothing but a possible disaster due to this spraying if the human happens to react like she did before and get turned into a hive covered mess. And anyway, they're spraying at the end of the week, almost, and we were hoping to go to the country this weekend anyway. What would be the harm in leaving a bit early?
Saturday, August 8, 2015
The mosquitos are being quite troublesome once more and the city is planning to spray for the little annoyances. This has us kind of concerned, though, after how badly the human reacted to a pest repellant once a few years ago. Do you think we should go to hide in the country with the human until the spraying is done? They're for sure doing it on our street, and we don't want her to become a hive covered horror once more.
Friday, August 7, 2015
We're very sorry for the shouts today. While we were at the giant yard sale we met the nicest bear and invited him to move in, bringing the sibling total to 857. Brother was not happy about that little piece of news. Not happy at all. Anyway, the new bear got wet while at the sale, and now he is lounging on the dryer hoping the heat will help dry his fur, and that he can avoid the rigors of a bear bath and all it involves. Poor wet bear. Really, we had to let him move in!
Thursday, August 6, 2015
We suggest all of you stuff your ears now. We have high hopes for hopping to that giant yard sale tomorrow, and a ton of loud kitty complaints are anticipated. Really, we don't know why Brother continues to object so. It isn't like his shouts have prevented us from going to the sale before.
Wednesday, August 5, 2015
One of the bunnies who lives in the backyard was out there playing with the nicest squirrel this afternoon. Really, they were being so cute and now we are kicking ourselves for not grabbing the camera or tablet and filming the bunny/squirrel adorableness for the internet. We wonder if we should ask the squirrel to move in as well, when we convince a bunny to move in. Another squirrel sibling. That would be wonderful! And please ignore the loud kitty shouts about how we better not open the door and let any siblings in.
Tuesday, August 4, 2015
Please ignore any loud shrieks. We found a lovely website last night providing information on fairs that we might want to sign up to participate in. Brother is not taking it well, and we fear he might be plotting a way to take out our internet. Thank goodness we put out some yummy carrot bribes for the outdoor bunnies. They can stand guard against him.
Monday, August 3, 2015
We're checking out the local fairs to try to find the best ones to enter for the teddy beauty contests. They give lovely prizes of money and ribbons to winning teddy beauty contestants, and we would really like that. We've just got to figure out which ones give the best odds of our winning. Not that we doubt that we are the cutest teddies around and that we make the best clothes ever, but still, we would like to pick the best contests. And we probably should pick a contest that doesn't might an annoying cat picketing and accusing them of encouraging us as well.
Sunday, August 2, 2015
The giant yard sale is this week and we're very eager to attend. Besides hoping to find seeds and sewing merchandise, there are always kitties at this event. Perhaps we will meet a nice one who will want to move in with us. And wouldn't that serve that horrible, awful Brother right if we allowed another kitty in to replace him?
Saturday, August 1, 2015
The humans decided to stay at home today, which was a bit disappointing since we were looking forward to a trip to the country to annoy Brother. Maybe tomorrow, though. And the only way that cat has even a small chance of stopping us is if he shows up on the doorstep!
The weather this weekend is looking to be very nice, so we're hoping to hop to the country. If you hear loud kitty shrieks, you will know we're there. Or else we found some other activity that annoyed him, or we allowed another sibling to move in. Or perhaps we did all three. Basically, expect loud kitty shrieks for sure.