Paws Crossed

Keep your paws crossed for us.  The mosquito spraying is going on now, and we are very concerned about the human's potential for becoming a hive covered mess.  Our only slight comfort is that we haven't heard the mosquito repellant trucks yet.  Maybe we'll get lucky?  Maybe they'll miss us again?

Oh, Dear

We just checked the calendar and the paper, and there is supposed to be spraying for those awful mosquitoes happening tomorrow evening.  Needless to say, we are very concerned.  The obviously didn't do our area properly the last time so what if they double up on spray to make up for it?  We are very afraid for the human becoming a hive covered mess.  Do you think we have time to flee to the country?

Today's Report

No hives today or mosquito bites, we are happy to report.  But the human senses them lurking, waiting to get her, and we are very alarmed at the munching noises that continue to come from the frogs living in the back yard.  Really, they do seem to be eating a lot, but doesn't that mean there is a lot there for them to be eating?  And what if it's more than a family of frogs can gulp down?  Maybe we ought to look that up online?  How many mosquitoes can the average frog eat per day.  Surely google has some info on that.

Mosquitoes

The human is hive free, thank goodness, but when she went outside, just to get in the car this afternoon, she fears she was attacked by several mosquitoes.  What if the reason that she is hive free is because they failed to spray properly around here?  We thought we heard the trucks, but what if the missed us somehow, and all of the mosquitoes who were driven out of their usual habitats decide to take up residence here instead?  This does not look good!

At Home

We are still at home, and the mosquito spraying is happening now, so we are very, very worried bunnies.  We think we hear the trucks even as we are typing!  Paws crossed that there are no hives as a result of this, or we might be in very big trouble,  The human might not be able to get in to her doctor on such short notice, especially with the fast approaching weekend!

Tomorrow

The mosquito spraying happens tomorrow night, and we are concerned.  The last thing we want is for our poor human to be reduced to a hive covered mess once again.  The last time was truly alarming and horrifying to see.  Here's hoping we can convince the grandhuman that an evacuation to the country is the safest thing to do.

Escaping Mosquitoes

We really think we should evacuate to the country next week, or, more accurately to escape the plans to spray for the annoying insects.  Because we can see nothing but a possible disaster due to this spraying if the human happens to react like she did before and get turned into a hive covered mess.  And anyway, they're spraying at the end of the week, almost, and we were hoping to go to the country this weekend anyway.  What would be the harm in leaving a bit early?

Mosquito Issues

The mosquitos are being quite troublesome once more and the city is planning to spray for the little annoyances.  This has us kind of concerned, though, after how badly the human reacted to a pest repellant once a few years ago.  Do you think we should go to hide in the country with the human until the spraying is done?  They're for sure doing it on our street, and we don't want her to become a hive covered horror once more.

Red Alert!

Red Alert! Red Alert! A truck just zoomed by, spraying our area for mosquitoes! The human is allergic to such things, and after her last extremely limited exposure broke out in disgusting looking hives! So now she is hiding in her room planning to take preemptive doses of anti-histimines. What if she does break out? Do you know how truly horrible hives are to view? Can I hold the city accountable for forcing such a sight upon my tender kitty eyes?

Wouldn't Want to be the Repairman

I really wouldn't want to be the pool repairman when the bunnies catch him. They're thinking about sending out an alert to every rabbit in the area, to be in the lookout for him, and with as many bunnies are there are, hopping about in this town, he's sure to be caught. Not only are the bunnies ticked about not being able to swim, but now they're concerned the green pool might attract mosquitoes, intent on turning the human into a giant bite. I told them that we have a family of frogs loitering outside, who are supposed to be controlling these things, and if there are mosquitoes, they should be blamed for falling down on the job, but the bunnies seem determined to add this to the pool repairman's long list of failings.

Laughter Again

Nick the Cat and his relations are chuckling again. I really have to do something about them, and I just don't understand why the law hasn't stepped in yet. Really, those cats are such horrible troublemakers that if their behavior isn't illegal, it ought to be. You won't believe what they've done this time. While the human was at the country cottage, they turned a bunch of mosquitoes loose, and she was eaten alive. Her legs are covered in giant, disgusting looking bites. And to prevent the itching from said bites, she's having to take an anti-histamine. And anti-histamine that knocks her completely out. And how am I supposed to get service if she's in her room, snoozing away in a drugged sleep? Nick the Cat is to blame, I tell you. I sense his black paw involved in this!

The Freeloading Frog

That pesky frog is trying to establish his residence in the skimmer box for the pool. Well, I hope he is prepared, is all I can say, because that skimmer box is soon going to be jammed up with penguin feathers, and he will have to move out. It serves him right, too. He hasn't bothered to eat a single mosquito around here, and that was what he was allowed to move in to do! I have never seen a frog so lazy before. I ought to have my cat mother put up signs on the creek bank. I'm sure there are plenty of hard working frogs who would love to live here in exchange for munching those pesky mosquitoes.

Freeloading Frogs

The frogs are still loitering around the pool, not doing a thing about the mosquito issue they were supposed to take care of, just amusing themselves diving in and frog paddling about like they own the place. You know, about the only good thing about the party the bunnies have planned for tomorrow is the fact that it will disrupt those lazy frogs' swimming horribly, which will serve them right. Maybe they'll have to get out of the pool and actually do their jobs for a change, disposing of those mosquitoes!

The Frogs

That lazy frog has invited one of his frog friends to move in, and of course his friend is absolutely as lazy as he is! Honestly, I have never seen frogs so opposed to work in my life. Even Betsy Bear is more industrious than those things. Their one job is to eat the mosquitoes before they can get to the human. Well, they are obviously not doing it, since her legs are basically one giant bite! How can I demand these frogs stop goofing off if they plan to lounge in the yard all summer?

Frogs

Does anyone know how to best serve a notice to a frog? One of them has moved in rent free with the understanding that he would handle munching down mosquitoes and keeping the yard free of this pest. Well, the human has been eaten alive by them, and you won't believe how much having an ichy, miserable human slows down the service here. So, how can I serve notice to this frog to make him do the job he promised to do? Those mosquitoes must be removed!