Friday, August 31, 2012
The pool repairman finally arrived, and I fear that what he did this time might have actually fixed the pool. The human was saying something about how it was looking much better when she limped in after supervising the work. Just perfect. The penguins heard her, and now they're planning a little party! And of course that means inviting all of the zoo penguins to waddle over to celebrate with them. The zoo is along the route to the country! My penguin siblings will probably recruit the human to collect their party guests on the way back if she goes up there this weekend!
Thursday, August 30, 2012
I just heard something frightening. I really must find a hiding place right away in case the human was serious. I was lounging in the kitchen just a bit ago when she came in, and the next thing I knew, she was asking if I wouldn't like to go to the country this weekend! She said I could spend the weekend playing with the bunnies up there! Do you know the sorts of games rabbits like to play? They like egg hunts and worse yet, carrot hunts! I don't want to spend my weekend hunting vegetables!
Wednesday, August 29, 2012
I've been sleeping next to the washer lately. It's nice there, and the metal is wonderfully cool, so I've been enjoying myself tremendously. Well, I was enjoying my new snoozing place until today, that is, when a bunny hopped through and spotted me. So now the cotton tailed troublemakers have got the notion into their heads, that since I am sleeping by the washer, that I can supervise laundry, and poke loads in, and then lag them out once they're done. Do you know how many siblings I have? If I am forced to do laundry for all of them, I will be trapped forever!
Tuesday, August 28, 2012
I'm getting even more worried about that scheduled visit by the Habitat for Humanity truck. I was lurking, watching the bunnies when they went hopping into the human's room, and I overheard them offering to wait for the truck next week and handle everything with the donation. They are up to something. They're probably plotting to let a truck full of new relations come trotting in! I don't want a truck of new relations!
Monday, August 27, 2012
Okay, I am alarmed. The human placed a call to Habitat for Humanity today. As some of you might recall, that place decided to provide homes for a few bears by having them move in here. The human said she called them to pick up some doors, and other furniture like items, but they are coming in a truck next week. What if more bears are in that truck? Really, I was sure that those people were supposed to build homes, not add more residents to existing dwellings, but it doesn't seem to work that way with the branch around here. How can I make sure they just pick up stuff, and don't drop off anything?
Sunday, August 26, 2012
The human just had an alarming dream and came trotting in to share it in the hopes that means it would come true. She dreamed that the green swimming pool suddenly cleared, and became suitable for swimming. And what in the world am I going to do if that does happen? The bunnies and penguins will want to have a party for sure, and I will never get any sleep with the noise of them jumping and splashing about!
Saturday, August 25, 2012
The bunnies are getting ready to go on the warpath about that pool repairman failing to show up but they ought to go after those frogs first, in my opinion. They were allowed to move in rent free to control the mosquitoes, since the human seems allergic to most repellants, and they have fallen down horribly on the job. All they do all day is hop around, taking advantage of the green pool that is only suitable for their swimming pleasure at the moment, and croak up a horrible operetta at night. Why don't the bunnies do something about that first?
Friday, August 24, 2012
I really wouldn't want to be the pool repairman when the bunnies catch him. They're thinking about sending out an alert to every rabbit in the area, to be in the lookout for him, and with as many bunnies are there are, hopping about in this town, he's sure to be caught. Not only are the bunnies ticked about not being able to swim, but now they're concerned the green pool might attract mosquitoes, intent on turning the human into a giant bite. I told them that we have a family of frogs loitering outside, who are supposed to be controlling these things, and if there are mosquitoes, they should be blamed for falling down on the job, but the bunnies seem determined to add this to the pool repairman's long list of failings.
Thursday, August 23, 2012
The repairman didn't show up today either, so the bunnies all have their cotton tails in a twist over their continuing lack of opportunities to swim. Do you think I have any moral obligation to warn him that I spotted the rabbits drawing up a plan a bit ago for a trap to punish him for the green pool that has been created due to his failure to turn up? They borrowed some snares from Betsy Bear, so I think this trap might be serious.
Wednesday, August 22, 2012
No sign of the pool repairman yet, although there is some chance he might show up tomorrow. The bunnies are talking of waiting in the backyard to complain should he put in an appearance. The pool is a nice frog green color, thanks to something that was messed up on his first visit, preventing the bunnies from jumping in for a dip so they aren't happy at all. I wonder if I'm required to issue a warning to the pool repairman, that he might be facing a backyard full of swimsuit clad rabbits upon his arrival?
Tuesday, August 21, 2012
The human's feeling slightly better, but she still thinks her stomach is messed up a bit, so I'm trying to take precautions and keep my distance from her in case a meal makes a return trip. Really, we cats handle such manners so neatly, unlike humans where things go everywhere. I swear if this thing lingers much longer, though, I must do something to punish that clown that the human thinks sold her bad food. Isn't it bad enough the clown caters to the polar bears?
Monday, August 20, 2012
The human just watched another TV show. I was more than a bit concerned, since when she watched this show last week, my table ended up taken over by my mass of siblings. For some reason tonight, though, maybe because the human was running late on starting the episode, they all stayed in her room, probably watching on the computer. Of course, since she got a late start with the episode, she'll probably want to watch again on Friday, which means I might have my table taken over then.
Sunday, August 19, 2012
The human still claims not to be feeling well, although she did drag herself out of bed for long enough to watch a program on that large mouse's network a bit ago. I don't like how she's looking, though, like her last meal could make a repeat trip at any moment. And how am I supposed to get service if she's taken to her bed with a stomach bug all day?
Saturday, August 18, 2012
My post tonight will be short. The human thinks she ate something that disagreed with her for breakfast, and her stomach is quivery. The computer is in her room, and I don't want to be too close in case breakfast makes a return trip.
Friday, August 17, 2012
I'm back, and really, the nerve of those bunnies, trying to keep me from blogging just because of a tiny scratch. It wasn't like I MEANT to do major damage, and they have no right to insist on a clawacure. Anyway, they're all in the tub anyway, scrubbing their ears. A pipe came loose under the house that required much crawling about in the dirt to reach and fix. The bunnies had some idea that I should be made to help with this. Thank goodness I was able to hide, and dodge their attempt to make me work. Do you know how bad dirt is for cat fur, and with the water from the leaking pipe, it was really more like mud!
Thursday, August 16, 2012
Josie Rabbit here. Our brother was horrible this evening, racing around to all of the windows and trying to yell out of them. We're not sure how he thought he would be heard, with the windows shut tight, and we're not sure who he was yelling at either, although if it was one of our squirrel or bunny friends, we're sure we'll find a complaint on our door in the morning. Anyway, Pinky got himself all wired up, and then he jumped on the grandhuman and clawed her. There was an awful lot of blood as a result, so he is being punished by being banned from the computer, and by our making arrangements for his clawacure.
Wednesday, August 15, 2012
I heard those bunnies whispering to the human again, offering up book ideas, and then talking about how a visit to the country would be so nice so she could do book research. I wonder if I have time to figure out how to sabotage the car? I don't think capturing the rabbits and dragging them off the bed will work. There are too many of them, and even if I was able to grab and restrain a few, more would just hop into their place.
Tuesday, August 14, 2012
Just wonderful. Now the human is looking at poking at someone else's family tree, as a gift for them. Does anyone know if there is a software program to block genealogy websites, so I can prevent this? Looking for genealogy stuff for another person will mean the human will be on these sites for even longer, which can only lead to her finding things for her own horrible tree as well!
Monday, August 13, 2012
The human decided to watch television tonight, and on the big television and not the computer too. I would have found a hiding place, so as to not be subjected to possible odd ideas of entertainment, but then to make the situation worse, my siblings came trotting in and took over MY table! The lot of them came trotting in, and before I knew it, I was surrounded and trapped! Forced to watch television with the bunnies, bears and the groundhogs too, since they thought one of their cousins might be in this episode. And this will repeat again next week! I wonder if I have time to sabotage the televison? I don't want to watch human programing!
Sunday, August 12, 2012
There has to be a way to take out the electricity, or in some way cripple the human's writing attempts. I don't like the amount of time she's spending, looking at the bunny novels, or thinking out plots for those horrible bear books. So much horror. Isn't there some sort of law about putting such terror out there where innocent people can see it? And if the human gets the bear books done, it's sure to encourage Betsy Bear. That bear being encouraged could lead to the fall of the neighborhood! I have to find a way to stop this! Maybe I could attack the fuse box?
Saturday, August 11, 2012
Who knew that there were so many issues with a rain dance? Of course, some of them might be due to the fact the dance instructions are meant for big bunny feet, instead of fine, well shaped cat paws, but still, I don't know how I'm ever going to figure out how to do this, and I absolutely have to. Now the human is looking at the volume of those horrible novels where the bunnies go to CHURCH! I want to shudder, just imagining the horrors if the human gets that one published. It will only lead churches to thinking rabbits want to attend, and they will start making their buildings even more rabbit friendly. Isn't it bad enough they make their church sales bunny friendly?
Friday, August 10, 2012
The human decided not to go to the bakery, since the refrigerator repairman ended up tying up half the day. Such an annoying repairman. I don't care if the fridge is where my cheese is located. I was thrown into jail when he showed up and was highly inconvenienced. The human has been talking about those novels a good bit, though, which makes me fear she really might do something about writing this weekend. I wonder if I could find a book with one of the rabbits' rain dances, to keep her home, or possibly knock out the power and cripple the laptop?
Thursday, August 9, 2012
I must drag those bunnies off the bed by their floppy ears right away. They're determined to cause trouble for me, the lot of them. You won't believe what they've done this time. They chattered to the human, and now she's wanting to go and lounge at the bakery to work on her novels tomorrow, including that frightening novel starring Betsy Bear! Really, there are enough horror novels out there. Does something that terrifying need to be released? Think of all of the heart attacks!
Wednesday, August 8, 2012
I can't believe the human. The bunnies are a bad influence, is the only explanation I can think of for this. I just heard the human saying how much she would enjoy living in the country at the cottage! THE COUNTRY! Do you know how many vegetables are in the country, whole fields of them just down the road! No, the human absolutely can't move the country. I refuse to become a country kitty! Isn't it bad enough the bunnies want me to vacation up there?
Tuesday, August 7, 2012
My rabbit siblings' bunny friends are growing bolder. Usually they lurk in the backyard, which is okay, since then no one will see them, and think that I approve of their presence. This afternoon one of them got bold, though, and was lounging openly in the front yard for all the world to see, and to get the impression that this is a rabbit house! I'm sure those horrible relations of Nick the Cat who lurk around, spreading bad luck saw the bunny, and were laughing. Does anyone have suggestions for putting this bunny in his place, in the back? He looks rather fat and sassy. I'm not sure if I could net and drag him back there.
Monday, August 6, 2012
Does anyone know what sort of earmuffs I would need to purchase to block the noise of bunny whispers? I must slip a pair onto the human's ears right away. Really, I don't know why in the world she keeps letting those rabbits lounge on her bed. I'm sure they scatter carrot crumbs everywhere. She lets the lot of them stay there, though, and they just amused themselves whispering another idea for a bunny story to her. Is there no end to those things?
Sunday, August 5, 2012
One of our neighbors had a death in the family, which is of course horribly tragic, but now the humans have made it more tragic by giving them a cake, chocolate flavored with a fudgy topping. I think you can all guess how Betsy Bear reacted to a desert being donated to anyone but her. She's in the human's room right now, watching the neighbors' house, plotting to pop in when they're at the funeral, and relieve them of the cake, and any other snacks she can find. I wonder if I have time to flee the area before this robbery? I don't want to be anywhere in the vicinity when Betsy attacks the food.
Saturday, August 4, 2012
If anyone asks, I was here all day. I was right here, and thus can't be held accountable for anything that might have happened at that giant yard sale. It's almost too horrible to write, and I am expecting the law to arrive at any moment to take that horrible, awful bear into custody. Every year, Betsy amuses herself at this sale, robbing the senior citizens of all of their goodies while the human is looking at the book sale they always have, and then that bear hits the American Legion and the Veterans of Foreign Wars. Well, this year both groups were missing! MISSING! And I'm sure their vanishing act is due to Betsy Bear's antics. Oh, the law will be here soon for sure. How long do you think that Betsy will get for driving those poor, poor people back to some foreign war in hopes of escaping her?
Friday, August 3, 2012
The human is wanting to go to a yard sale tomorrow. Needless to say, I am concerned it might be that big one she enjoys visiting so. I just saw Betsy Bear trotting by with her extra snitching sacks in case it is. Really, I don't know why those people keep trying to sell stuff at these events. I'm sure they can't make a profit with that bear running loose. I just hope they thought to double their insurance this year while they still have time.
Thursday, August 2, 2012
The bunnies are poking around, looking for a book on creating book trailers. I fear that soon they will decide to look up videos on making videos too. I think I'm in trouble. Since I kept saying I didn't want to be in the movie, I think the bunnies and the bears intend to put me to work filming! Just perfect. A day of following those rabbits around, shooting footage of them and I don't want to think of what filming Betsy will be like. That is a horror film waiting to happen. Can I be held accountable for things that might be in the film, if I am the cat in charge of the camera?
Wednesday, August 1, 2012
Oh, this is getting worse! Now the bears are wanting to make a video too, and that will require my presence. A bear video. Betsy Bear on video. That ought to get the film an X rating right there. Now how in the world can I avoid appearing in this video with that bear? I do not want to appear on film with her and look like an accessory to her delinquent behavior. As much as I don't want to, I think I might have to offer to film this horrible thing, to avoid an actual camera appearance.