Habitat Visit

Habitat for Humanity visited today, and wonder of wonders, they didn't drop off any new residents. They did something much, much worse, and really, our neighbors ought to call the law on them for their horrible actions. They provided the human with information on constructing a GREENHOUSE from those old glass doors the humans were trying to get rid of. Do you know what will happen if the bunnies get their paws on a greenhouse?

More Worried Now

I'm getting even more worried about that scheduled visit by the Habitat for Humanity truck. I was lurking, watching the bunnies when they went hopping into the human's room, and I overheard them offering to wait for the truck next week and handle everything with the donation. They are up to something. They're probably plotting to let a truck full of new relations come trotting in! I don't want a truck of new relations!

Habitat for Humanity

Okay, I am alarmed. The human placed a call to Habitat for Humanity today. As some of you might recall, that place decided to provide homes for a few bears by having them move in here. The human said she called them to pick up some doors, and other furniture like items, but they are coming in a truck next week. What if more bears are in that truck? Really, I was sure that those people were supposed to build homes, not add more residents to existing dwellings, but it doesn't seem to work that way with the branch around here. How can I make sure they just pick up stuff, and don't drop off anything?

Horrible, Horrible Saturday

I don't think a day could go worse if it tried. I swear, I never imagined so many horrors in one day were possible, yet there they were, bright and early this morning. First, the humans went out to breakfast and a funeral home, and a bear trotted along. It was a relatively well behaved bear too, so I wasn't too worried. Needless so say, I should have been. That bear was supposed to get a honey breakfast, visit the funeral home with the humans and return right home! But, oh, you won't believe what she did! She visited the homeless shelter! She visited Habitat for Humanity! When that bear returned home she had two more siblings for me, three magazines on quilt construction for the polar bears and a magazine on cottage design for the bunnies! I have never seen such in my life! I'm up to 721 siblings, and I don't like how the bunnies are reading their magazine, making notes and looking at me either! I think I must ban all bears from venturing out in the future. It just isn't safe for me!

Footnote

Has anyone heard that this nutty site, devoted to helping the growth of terrifying family trees, is actually giving away free access to the 1930 census for this month? They should be ASHAMED! That's the census that my human especially needs access to in order to add even more limbs, and to put people in their proper order, and here they go letting her onto it so she can get more bad ideas that I want to imagine about growing that tree. Aren't there some sort of laws about such a large tree? I'm sure it's a menace and there are some rather large and likely dangerous nuts hanging off some of the branches.

Habitat for Humanity

Another bear came trotting along to join the family today, unfortunately too late to prevent the raid on the food co-op. The odd thing, though, is that he was hanging around our local Habitat for Humanity when he was found. I thought those places were supposed to build homes for those in need, not help them sneak into already existing homes! I think they must be getting lazy there or something.