Still Inside

We are still trapped inside and we are very annoyed, especially because more snow is in the forecast.  The polar bears are panicking, and we have serious worries about being trampled as they dart about keeping an eye out for snow and demanding to know if there's still time to flee to a warmer state.  Do you think there might be time to contact our mouse siblings' cousins and see if they would have room for us to drop in on them?  Their park's probably warmer than here, right?

Ice and Snow

We have ice and snow is due tonight.  The power lines are covered with icicles, and we fear we will lose power at any moment.  The polar bears are severely panicked, and are wanting to flee to a hotel now.  And we are not sure they might not be right.  Maybe we ought to go ahead and pack, just to be prepared?

Today's Weather

Short post tonight.  Ice and snow is falling and we don't like the noises coming from the direction of the heater.  We fear evacuation to a hotel might have to occur soon.  Horrible, evil weather.  The polar bears are running around in a panic and we believe we will have to spend the evening calming them.  This is terrible!

Snow Threat

We are being threatened with snow, starting tomorrow afternoon and we're wondering if we ought to suspect Brother of being somehow responsible.  Maybe all of that jumping and bouncing that we thought was mouse abuse was actually a snow dance!  Well, we just hope he knows that if we get the amount of snow that is now expected, the polar bears have plans to move in with him for warmth!  He will be sharing his snug little pen with an entire herd of warmth obsessed bears.  Won't he like that?

Tomorrow, Maybe

We are hoping to go hunting for that troublesome kitten tomorrow.  The only possible issue is the grandhuman.  It seems like she has developed some issue where she doesn't want to sit foot out of the house if it is the least bit cold.  We think she might have been spending too much time with the polar bears.  We don't know what we will do if she shows this polar bear like attitude again tomorrow.  That kitten needs recaptured, and our fur doesn't need another soaking!

Brother and Possible Snow

We just realized that the potential winter weather is scheduled for Wednesday, and the human has a doctor's appointment on Tuesday.  That would make it possible for Brother to be recaptured in plenty of time for the polar bears to grab him, and make him move into their den for warmth before the bad weather gets here.  And they have the nicest NET for kitten catching purposes too.  We wonder if Brother has heard about that yet?

Weather Report

The weatherman is being his usual, evil self, and amused himself calling for winter weather starting Wednesday.  Needless to say, our polar bear sisters freaked, and are up in arms, demanding the cat be recaptured at once so he can be forced into their den for added warmth.  Brother has apparently heard the weatherman's report too, because he has been texting us, insisting that he can't be forced to move in this cold weather.  Well, we'll just see about that!  He has had plenty of time to get himself back here, and he has delayed and delayed.  He will just have to deal with the cold now!

Air and Heat

Oh, this is an outrage!  We ought to report this to the head bunny right away!  We're sure he would be happy to egg the dwellings of these horrible, horrible people for this!  The insurance company is refusing to pay to fix our air and heat, and now it is starting to get a bit NIPPY!  Needless to say, our polar bear sisters are panicking, and we are sure the cat will try to use this as an excuse not to move back in.  The insurance people should be ashamed, and we hope they recall the fact that the head bunny knows where they live, and he has influence with Santa too!  For this, we are sure they will go right on the naughty list!

Quilt Ideas

We hope the grocery store is insured.  That poor, poor store.  They're soon going to face a kitten attack.  We hopped down there today and got not one but two ideas for lovely quilts that we have sketched so far, and there was the nicest bunny design quilt that we need as well.  We think you can imagine the screams.  The polar bears were right about how much fun quilting is, though.  Doesn't Brother want us to enjoy ourselves?

Snow Started

The snow started a bit ago, and we are sure there is already an inch out there. The polar bears are in a tizzy, and our poor groundhog brother and sister are considering going into hiding. They're sure the polar bears hold them to blame for the snow, and are plotting to drag them and any groundhog they can find to court for causing it. Really, we blame the weatherman for this, though. He called for a DUSTING of snow! An inch is not a dusting! He obviously failed math.

Thank Goodness

Thank goodness we bought that piece of fleece yesterday, and now we're wishing we had purchased more. The weather forecast is calling for snow and the polar bears are in a panic, demanding warm clothing and blankets right away. They're looking suspiciously at the groundhogs too, and we think we heard them muttering a bit ago about checking, to see if they could join the state of Ohio in taking the groundhog to court for the continuing winter weather. Can they do that?

SNOW

It's snowing! Oh, horrors, it is snowing! I will see the weatherman persecuted for this! The snow is flying fast and furious, and I am very concerned. The polar bears arranged to have my tummy fur stolen when it was just a bit nippy. I will be lucky to dodge being completely shaved with snow flying. Does anyone have any suggestions for how to protect myself from fur theft?

Tummy Fur Theft

I'm back, and I absolutely must find a lawyer to sue that vet for stealing my fur right away. I know he took it, and sold it to the polar bears to be stuffed into a quilt. My polar bear sisters are always talking about how warm looking my fur is. They probably called while the humans' backs were turned, and offered the vet cash for a large hunk of tummy fur. That's my best fur and I was robbed of it. I know I saw someone at the vet's office with a soda from that company who supplies the bears with cash. If that isn't proof they're in league with the polar bears, I don't know what is!

More Horrors from the Relative's Visit

I can't believe this. I finally got up the nerve to check what that relative brought for gifts, and you won't believe how horrifying the packages were. She brought a giant bowl of NUTS! NUTS! The squirrel has invaded my table and is busily munching on those right now. He's sure to grow bigger as a result, and there are shells everywhere. I just know I am going to puncture a paw on one. And even worse, she brought a QUILT! So now the polar bears are all fired up, playing with it, and trying to figure out how all of them can best snuggle in it to keep warm. Can you imagine worse presents?

Sale Countdown

Only a few more days until all of those horrible awful sales start. I hope everyone is prepared with strong locks for your homes because the stores will be insane. The bunnies have been spending serious time aiding the human with her shopping list, which makes me think that the bunnies will be offering to hop along to help. I guess it wouldn't be too bad if they would just follow the human's list, and grab stacks of towels for gifting, but I fear they intend to all merchandise to gift to their fellow rabbits to the pile as well. And do you know what is on every rabbit's wish list? SEED! They will be seed shopping! Like I said, it will be crazy, and when you add the polar bears rushing to grab yarn, well, I wouldn't want to visit a store this week, and I hope those poor clerks all have their wills ready.

Thanksgiving Sales

The human just stumbled on a web page with info on the sales they have the day after Thanksgiving, that she plans to insist on attending. I suggest you all plan to spend this day locked in your houses now, because all I can see is a giant disaster looming. You won't believe this, but a store is foolishly planning to sell YARN! Yarn just perfect for making sweaters and mittens. The polar bears are looking for sacks now, to use to visit this sale and collect all of the yarn for their polar bear warmth. Anyone there is sure to be trampled by bears on the loose. And that's just the first danger this sale poses!

Snow Update

The horrible, awful weatherman is now calling for a foot of snow or more. I will see him tarred, feathered and ran out of town for this! Just see if I don't. I don't know why the police haven't stepped in yet. Surely the noise from panicked polar bears is alarming someone besides me! Over a foot of snow. They're already pitching fits, with the snow just threatening. I don't want to imagine what they will do if it actually starts to fall. I don't want to live in their den! Polar bears snore! I will never be able to sleep! This is all the weatherman's fault!

Weatherman Must Suffer!

I have to do something to the weatherman. Really, he deserves the worst punishment that felines can dream up, to punish him for the disaster he has caused. He is calling for SNOW! The polar bears heard this awful news while they were out at that sale, which turned out to be a fabric sale, and rushed home in a panic with a pile of fabric. Now they are demanding I get into their den at once, and hand over all of my fur's nice warmth! My fur's warmth is for ME! Not for the bears! The weatherman will pay for this!

Sale Tomorrow

The human found a sale she wants to go to tomorrow, before a possible country visit, and I am concerned. This sale has a huge sign up, advertising the fact they have material available. It didn't specify if this material was the building sort of material or the fabric sort, but either kind is bad. Building material will make the bunnies want to put me to work and fabric will get the polar bears all fired up. I really ought to hide the car keys while there is still time.

Polar Bear Soda

The soda company is once more donating money to the polar bears for every soda purchased. How much money do those bears need to get their paws on? They're sure to get lots from this, for the soda company is now offering a ton of good prizes on their site for entering codes from the sodas. Each soda not only gets the polar bears cash but gets the humans points towards goodies which will only lead them to purchase more sodas, causing the bears to get more money. I hope the people who have the misfortune to live in Alaska are prepared, because the bears will be taking over there for sure with their new wealth.