Thanksgiving Sales

The human just stumbled on a web page with info on the sales they have the day after Thanksgiving, that she plans to insist on attending. I suggest you all plan to spend this day locked in your houses now, because all I can see is a giant disaster looming. You won't believe this, but a store is foolishly planning to sell YARN! Yarn just perfect for making sweaters and mittens. The polar bears are looking for sacks now, to use to visit this sale and collect all of the yarn for their polar bear warmth. Anyone there is sure to be trampled by bears on the loose. And that's just the first danger this sale poses!