Sunday, May 31, 2015
Sorry we didn't post last night. Brother attempted sabotage once more and we were without internet access for a bit. So, so annoying. Anyway, we have high hopes for recapturing him next month. They're supposed to be having a lot of events to find homes for felines and offering discounts if you take one. We expect Brother to be steeply discounted, if they don't offer money for someone to take him off their hands. It's probably good we've delayed recapturing him, now that we know about the June cat discounting. After the trouble Brother has caused, he better be discounted, and deeply discounted at that!
Friday, May 29, 2015
We got a phone number today, for who we should call in our quest to become educators of teddy sewing skills. Sorry if the resulting kitty shriek hurt anyone's ears too much.Really, we're not sure what Brother finds so upsetting about our teaching humans to make clothing for teddies. You would think he would like the notion of a few more of us being dressed and not wandering about in our bare fur.
Thursday, May 28, 2015
The internet is back up and the new modem arrived, so Brother's attempt to keep us offline has been undone, we are pleased to announce. Honestly, just for the trouble he has caused us, we ought to adopt a few more siblings than planned when we hop to the mountains!
Wednesday, May 27, 2015
The Internet is down if anyone wondered where we were last night. We're having to post this from Burger King. Really, we don't know what in the world happened, but we are suspicious Brother could have been involved, possibly in an attempt to keep us from downloading those certificates we have for adopting more siblings. Anyway, our access will be spotty for a bit. Hope our new modem comes soon!
Monday, May 25, 2015
Sorry for anyone disturbed by annoying kitty shrieks while you were trying to enjoy your holiday. We got a few more packets of patterns and fabric in anticipation of teaching a teddy sewing class and brother was not pleased. We're planning on calling the fabric store maybe on Wednesday to see how to sign up to do classes. Paws crossed he does not figure out how to destroy the phone before then.
Sunday, May 24, 2015
We stayed home today, well, we didn't go to the mountains anyway. We did pay a little visit to the fabric store though, and they had the nicest sign up, looking for people to teach classes for them in any hobbies they might be willing to share. So now we're thinking of offering to host a class on sewing for teddies! If we do become educators, we just hope that Brother's shrieks don't disrupt our classes.
Saturday, May 23, 2015
We so hope we're going to get to hop to the mountains tomorrow. If you hear a bunch of shouts in the morning, you will know the trip went as planned. Brother isn't happy about us being near graveyards with the human. He says such things can only lead to growth of the family tree and we have lovely coupons and gift cards to help us adopt more teddy siblings as well. Here's hoping we can get up there!
Friday, May 22, 2015
We're sorry if the shouting disturbed anyone this evening. We spotted the nicest bunny hopping about outside and we might have asked if he would like to move in and become a house bunny. He hasn't agreed yet, but we mentioned a refrigerator packed with vegetables to try to tempt him, so we are hopeful. Brother did not take it well at all though, so you can guess what the shouts were about.
Thursday, May 21, 2015
The humans are thinking of going to the mountains for the weekend after the stress they have gone through but we're not entirely sure that is a good thing with the human bathing in honey like she has been. Is it really fair to make those poor mountain bears smell honey they can't have, especially since Betsy will probably use their distraction by the human's honey odor to rob their dens of any honey she can find.
Wednesday, May 20, 2015
The honey baths are continuing and we don't know how we will ever sleep. Betsy keeps moving on the bed all night and between that and the licking noises, it is so hard to snooze. Does anyone have any suggestions for something to do, besides tying her up? The human likes the honey and doesn't seem likely to stop bathing with it.
Tuesday, May 19, 2015
The human is continuing with her honey baths, and Betsy is continuing to look at her suspiciously. We are getting very concerned about this, and the noise Betsy makes moving about on the bed while we are trying to sleep and that annoying licking noise is so disturbing. Do you think we ought to tie her up at night to control her?
Monday, May 18, 2015
We hopped to the food co-op to fill a jar with honey for the human's bathing pleasure today. We're still not sure that bathing in honey while living in the same area as Betsy Bear is a good idea but the human seems to enjoy it, so we wanted to help her out. It seems that the co-op's giant honey vat was low when we were filling our jar, though, because it took much longer than expected to fill the jar up. Do you think we should worry Betsy might have raided them?
Sunday, May 17, 2015
The human used the honey again tonight, and now Betsy is looking at her funny, and we are getting very worried. Do you think some of us should try to stay awake tonight in case Betsy tries something? Although really we're not sure how we would ever get to sleep with the suspicious sounds of licking anyway.
Saturday, May 16, 2015
We're sorry but our posts might be a bit short for the next few days. The humans have had a death in the family and as a result we might not be able to post as frequently due to needing to assist them. Poor humans are very sad so please keep them in your thoughts, okay?
The human is continuing using that honey mix to treat her skin problem, and we're getting more than a bit concerned about how Betsy is looking at her. It was dark, and we were all trying to sleep, but we swear we heard Betsy moving about on the bed last night after the human's first honey soak, and then something that sounded seriously like LICKING! A licking noise and our poor human, we are very worried! What if Betsy gets the idea to do something else besides licking after the human has soaked in honey for a second day?
Thursday, May 14, 2015
The human wasn't feeling well this afternoon so we decided to stay at home. We're a bit concerned tonight, though. The human has a skin irritation that's bothering her, and to deal with it, she decided to apply a honey body mask, made with fresh honey out of a little bear shaped bottle. The human bathed in honey, and now we don't like the way Betsy Bear is looking at her at all. How worried do you think we should be?
Wednesday, May 13, 2015
We're thinking about hopping to the mountains tomorrow afternoon, so the humans can visit a few cemeteries. And there goes Brother shrieking about how cemetery visits will only lead to tree growth and to keep our big paws out of the car. Very annoying. Anyway, do you think we ought to try to warn the poor mountain bears now? Because Betsy Bear is sure to accompany us on this trip if we go and that never ends well for them.
Tuesday, May 12, 2015
Does anyone know how we can block the annoying dinging text noise? We need to help the human make calls to grow the family tree tomorrow and it will be so annoying if we're interrupted every five seconds by texts from Brother insisting we get off of the phone at once.
Monday, May 11, 2015
We're really sorry for the shrieks today. The new genealogy program is working very well, and we've already got sixteen people moved over into it. It really makes listing notes and sources so much easier and this is going to make books fly once we have everyone. We can even attack photos and documents and we think include them in books, which will be very fun. But Brother does not agree and he's threatening to sue the software company and the office supply store who dared to sell us this program for encouraging the growth of a monster tree and endangering us all. So we apologize once more for the shrieks and we hope you were able to protect your ears in time.
Sunday, May 10, 2015
We'ver very sorry if anyone was just awakened by the loud kitty shrieks just now. The human's new genealogy software was just installed, the software that will make assembling genealogy books a breeze and can only lead to rapid growth of the family tree. Brother did not take it well. First we got angry texts demanding to know why he was hearing us on the computer and why did it sound like we were installing something, and then the shrieks started when he figured out it was the genealogy software. We are anticipating even worse shrieks when we transfer the human's current text file information into the program tomorrow. You should probably protect your ears tonight if you don't want an early wake-up call.
Saturday, May 9, 2015
It was baking hot this morning so the humans decided not to go to the country. Brother was pleased for barely five seconds because they decided to go to several bookstores instead and there is much discussion currently occurring about the visiting of graveyards in the future. And the human got a new program to work on her family tree with. Brother is not pleased with that either. So annoying.
Friday, May 8, 2015
We had to hop out this morning to help the human drop off some stuff for an ill relative and on the way home we happened to drop by the local homeless shelter. We met the nicest teddy pup and a koala, both in need of homes. I think you can guess what happened. We now have 840 siblings. And Brother hasn't stopped shouting about it since we invited them to move in.
Wednesday, May 6, 2015
We're happy to say we're already halfway to earning another gift certificate, possibly for either wood or plants. We're just such heard working rabbits. It's a shame Brother doesn't appreciate our industry more. Please continue to guard your ears from the kitty fits he keeps pitching.
Tuesday, May 5, 2015
We're really such good bunnies, some of the best rabbits around. We earned ten dollars today, to either finance plants or wood to help fix up the country cottage, or perhaps both. Brother was not pleased and is threatening the home improvement store with a lawsuit should they let us hop in their doors and make purchases.
Monday, May 4, 2015
We recommend people cover their ears now to protect their hearing from the impending kitty shriek fest. We might have a long weekend in the country scheduled, and Brother is not taking it well. Such an annoying feline he is. Protect your ears now, before it is too late!
Sunday, May 3, 2015
We don't know how Brother pulled this off, but the swimming pool repair may be delayed due to illness in the repairman's family. Can he be punished severely for that, causing some poor human to take ill just to keep us from having a pool party?
Saturday, May 2, 2015
The movie was lovely and we got a nice little bucket we can use for hauling vegetables, when it isn't holding popcorn. Brother was not pleased about this purchase and is not accusing the theater of encouraging gardening. Really, we're almost embarrassed that people might figure out we're related to him, with how he complains so.
Friday, May 1, 2015
We're planning to hop to a film tomorrow and Brother isn't happy. There are a number of teddies who are connected to this film and he is sure if we see it, it will only lead to us inviting more siblings to move in. And what is wrong with that, since he refuses to move back in?