Mountains

We're thinking about hopping to the mountains tomorrow afternoon, so the humans can visit a few cemeteries. And there goes Brother shrieking about how cemetery visits will only lead to tree growth and to keep our big paws out of the car.  Very annoying.  Anyway, do you think we ought to try to warn the poor mountain bears now?  Because Betsy Bear is sure to accompany us on this trip if we go and that never ends well for them.

Decoration Horrors

I was too horrified to post about it last night, but I thought I would share the shocking news this morning. The cemetery visit yesterday was a huge success, I'm very sad to say, and the human even found new graves to decorate. And, in even worse news, she encountered a bunch of cousins to chatter with, which means that Betsy wasn't supervised at all. I'm sure every insurance agency up there is full this morning, with bears reporting massive losses of honey due to that delinquent. And, that isn't even the worst part. The human obtained a table full of materials for stuffing into those goodie bags, thanks to the welcome centers in the mountains. Really, she got so much that I couldn't see wood with it all on there. And the cousins she met up in the mountains were told her reunion ideas, and they thought it was wonderful! They even offered assistance, which will only lead to the growth of her plans! And to those bunnies insisting I assist with more of the planning too! Really, isn't it against some sort of law to make cats work like that?

Cemetery Flowers

The cemetery flowers are down and I am very much afraid that the humans are heading off to the mountains to visit a graveyard, or possibly multiple graveyards. I'm sure this can only lead to the growth of that horrible tree, and what in the world will I do if it leads to more reunion invitations being issued? That can only result in more work for me. And then there are the poor mountain bears. Betsy always attends these events, so she can pop by their dens to rob them. I do hope they had time to seek insurance for their impending losses.

Mountain Bears' Doom

I wonder if I should start a countdown to the upcoming doom of those poor bears who live up in the mountains? Betsy Bear just checked the calender, and realized that the human is due to trot up there in a few weeks to visit the cemeteries for Decoration. And naturally, when you let my human loose in a cemetery, with all of those graves and relatives, she can't be trusted to keep that delinquent bear in line. I've found pages on Mapquest, marking the best routes to those poor mountain bears' dens, so that Betsy can rob them of all their food. She's even plotting hunting down a few extra cemeteries for the human, just to keep her distracted, and give her more time to rob those poor bears. I do hope they have their dens insured.

Even More Google Earth Issues

Now the human is wanting to poke at Google Earth too, in order to hunt down cemeteries and dead relatives! Really, I have never heard of one computer program that could be so troublesome. I am so doomed as long as this is on the computer that it isn't funny. Really, what sort of lunatic created this program and how can I turn them over to the funny farm?

Cemeteries Part 2

Someone let the rabbits into another cemetery today, and I shudder to think about what might result from this little visit. The human got totally distracted by a surprise grave find and you know she wasn't supervising those bunnies properly. I can only hope they didn't meet some more of their bunny relations that might have been invited to hop over for a visit. Bad enough they snagged two more packs of yellow squash seed and a pack of pumpkin seed.

Cemeteries

Every cemetery in this area should be so ashamed of themselves it isn't funny. The humans had to pop by two more of those places today and all of you know how distracted my human gets there. Three bunnies stowed away, and you know they weren't supervised properly. Anyway, one of these cemeteries is just down the road from one of the college agricultural studies areas. I so hope no students really needed to visit that place for studying purposes. What they did to that poor garden when they were supposed to be waiting in the car outside of a graduation was horrifying enough. I hope those poor agricultural students weren't really serious about an education.