More Proof of Insantity

I have more proof that escapees from the local mental institution are in charge of the fair this year. They are actually having a bear beauty contest at this thing, and to make it even crazier, they are having this at the same time that they are having a honey and bee competition. Betsy's making plans to enter herself in this bear event now, to help in her plans to raid the honey event. I can just imagine what will happen now. There will not be a single drop of honey left, and all of the bees will be captured and carted off to serve Betsy. And goodness knows what will happen to the poor bears who might be Betsy's competition in the bear beauty contest. I ought to call the funny farm right now, and demand that they round up their escapees now, before it is too late!

Even More Google Earth Issues

Now the human is wanting to poke at Google Earth too, in order to hunt down cemeteries and dead relatives! Really, I have never heard of one computer program that could be so troublesome. I am so doomed as long as this is on the computer that it isn't funny. Really, what sort of lunatic created this program and how can I turn them over to the funny farm?

Foolish Humans

Just when I think humans can't get nuttier, a batch proves me wrong. Some humans here have started a message thread about sheep and sheep ownership! Really, why doesn't the funny farm do more to round up such obviously deranged people? Posting about sheep and letting people know your location and the location of these sheep is so nutty that it should have netted them a padded cell easily. Not to mention talking about how nice the sheep's wool is. That's so insane I can't even put it into words. There are polar bears reading this and making notes of the locations of those poor, defenseless sheep who have the misfortune to live with such insane humans! Those poor, poor sheep. Can they file suit against the nutty humans for endangering them by making their location known to polar bears or could the humans get off on an insanity plea?

The Fair is Doomed

While looking for more things to enter, the rabbits stumbled across a bear contest that the fair is hosting. Really, the funny farm is slacking off so terribly in their duties, letting people so obviously mentally deranged roam free like this. The bears just sent in a question to see how they can go about entering. I hope this fair has insurance, is all that I can say, because thanks to the lunatics in charge of it, they are totally doomed.

Insane Store

Obviously the people who run the store down the street are insane, and I have no clue how the funny farm has missed capturing them. Not only did they sell more of those cheap, five cent packs of seed to the bunnies this afternoon, but they provided them with three loaves of bread! They're going to use that bread for sandwiches for tea parties, I just know it. And even worse, they had coupons so the bread was FREE! Have you ever heard of something so horrible?

Possible Nutty Neighbor

Does anyone know how to report a neighbor to the local funny farm? I'm afraid he rather foolishly brought a batch of peppers over yesterday. I'm not sure if it was a peck or not, and they certainly weren't pickled, but they are alarmingly large, and are, I'm sure, just packed full of seeds. Wouldn't you think he would know better than to leave something like that where rabbits can get their paws on them? He's just encouraging those bunnies to garden more. Perhaps he feels safe because he lives across the street and thinks the garden can't get him over there. Obviously, a sign of total insanity is all that I can say. A mere street is no protection from the monster garden.

More on the Quilt Show

Really, this quilt show was so foolish, it wasn't funny. Not only did they have polar bear quilts and buffets, in violation of all that is sane given my polar bear sisters and Betsy Bear, but they actually had little fat quarters of fabric every where in every vegetable print that you could imagine. Lunatics. The show is obviously being ran by lunatics! Vegetable fat quarters are bound to attract my rabbit siblings, and that show really doesn't want to know what a determined group of bunnies can do if they get loose in a building. Perhaps I need to put in a call to the local funny farm to tell them they need to make a pickup.