Horrible Sandwiches

The human went out to a movie today, and needless to say, this resulted in a horrible lack of supervision for the bunnies. I'm very sorry to say they managed to obtain 4 more loaves of bread for sandwich construction. Does anyone have any suggestions for party avoidance? I don't even want to think of what they're going to be serving on the sandwiches.

More Sandwich Material

The bunnies are dividing their workload, I'm sorry to say. Part of them are lurking in the human's room, talking about hoop houses with the assistance of the penguins, and the rest are working on sandwich construction and tea party invitations. They're sure when they get hoop houses, they'll have lots of stuff to grow, so they're wanting loads of little jars to hold their seeds. They lagged in another loaf of bread today, and there is much talk of getting even more bread tomorrow! Really, if they can find hoop house instructions online, why can't I find a site with good instructions for the making of rabbit snares to control them? I just found another little invitation in my bed to a party, and I know the food will be terrible!

Rustling

I am hearing alarming sounds of bread wrappers rustling, the toaster popping, and the refrigerator being opened. Those rabbits now have seven loaves of bread, and they're hard at work on sandwiches, sandwiches that I just know I'm going to be expected to help them with eating. There's something paper-like propped up in my cat bed, and I'm sure it's an invitation to a tea party. I can only hope that this tea party isn't black tie.

Insane Store

Obviously the people who run the store down the street are insane, and I have no clue how the funny farm has missed capturing them. Not only did they sell more of those cheap, five cent packs of seed to the bunnies this afternoon, but they provided them with three loaves of bread! They're going to use that bread for sandwiches for tea parties, I just know it. And even worse, they had coupons so the bread was FREE! Have you ever heard of something so horrible?