Sunday, November 30, 2014
Sorry again for all of the noise today. We got a large batch of presents wrapped, and we expect to finish the rest tomorrow. Brother was not pleased. We can only assume that he has guessed that once all of the wrapping is finished, then we will be coming to recapture him. Well, it is his own FAULT! If he hadn't deserted us again, we wouldn't have to drag him back once more, and we hope he is totally embarrassed, being drug out of his hiding place and marched past all of the other kitties at squirt gun point.
Saturday, November 29, 2014
Sorry for the shouts. Brother is so ticked we finished that list. We don't know why he's upset but he's been yelling ever since we checked off the last name and checked the list thrice. And we don't think he even knows yet that we invited two more bears who we heard were in need of homes while we were doing our Black Friday shopping to move in either.
Friday, November 28, 2014
The list is FINISHED! The wrapping paper is down, more tape has been purchased, and a marathon wrapping session has been scheduled, hopefully for tomorrow. Santa is going to be so impressed, and the head bunny will surely be impressed too. Of course Brother has been ranting about this, and wait until we finish wrapping! Then we will have an entire MONTH to devote to recapturing HIM!
Thursday, November 27, 2014
We are very sorry if anyone was disturbed by angry kitty shrieks tonight. Apparently Brother didn't stuff himself enough on his Thanksgiving dinner, because he was wide awake and shrieking over our shopping success. We are happy to announce that thanks to careful bunny planning, the human only needs four or five tiny gifts, and three gifts of books to have her shopping competed. We are anticipating that if we have a giant wrapping session this weekend, all of the Christmas tasks could be completed before December starts. We have been truly excellent rabbits! Perhaps that is Brother's problem. Our excellence is sure to get is marked high on Santa's good list, which will push Brother so far down the list it isn't funny. And speaking of Santa, we don't want to drop names, but we might have spotted him at the store. He was a bit thin, due to Betsy's cookie thefts, we are sure, but we recognized him right away. And we are sure the fact we are truly wonderful bunnies to be helping out human so was duly noted for a list mark-up.
Wednesday, November 26, 2014
We have our list of needed shopping, and we have checked it thrice. We have even drawn out a little map to better shop for the things we need. Now we just have to wait for tomorrow and the chance to hop to the stores. And for the chance to recapture that cat. He's sure to stuff himself tomorrow, and should be slow and easy to grab. We just hope he isn't too heavy. We don't want to hurt our poor paws dragging him to the car.
Tuesday, November 25, 2014
Our human still hurts, and we are more suspicious than even that this is due to Brother and a voodoo doll. It would be just like him to pull a stunt like this. Well, we hope he is having fun, because Victoria Bear has agreed to accompany us, armed with squirt gun, to hunt down that cat and recapture him!
Monday, November 24, 2014
Poor human is still in pain. Really, if we did not know better we would suspect Brother of having a voodoo doll of her and poking it with his claws. We almost said with pins but he wouldn't want to be near sewing items, so he's probably using claws. Such an annoying cat. He's probably thinking if he cripples the human with pain, then she won't be able to limp out with us and we won't be able to recapture him! Just for that, we think we will invite Victoria Bear along to help with this recapture. She has a lovely squirt gun and won't Brother just love to be drug out of his hiding place at squirt gun point?
Sunday, November 23, 2014
The human's leg was terribly messed up today, so we had to be very quiet, and couldn't hunt for anyone. Which means Brother is still roaming free. But we think we might leave him on the loose for a bit. And then after Thanksgiving, after he has gorged himself on salmon or ham, and is sleeping it off, he will be so easy to catch! And in a bit of convenience for us, the place where he is hiding is near where we plan to do a bit of After Thanksgiving shopping! We can just hop in and grab him to assist us!
Saturday, November 22, 2014
The human was poking around online as she thinks she has spotted Brother. The feline she thinks is him is one of those cats who loiters at Burger King and the pizza place who did such a foul job of maintaining their parking lot that they crippled our poor human, so we're more than a bit suspicious that this kitty could be him too. But how to organize a Brother hunt while trying to save our poor turkey brother from Betsy?
Thursday, November 20, 2014
We have a plan to find our turkey brother. The more we think about it, the surer we are that Betsy has him tied up some place. But if she plans to make him her Thanksgiving dinner, she will first have to stuff him. So we are going to stake out the box of stuffing. When she grabs it, then we just have to follow her back to our imprisoned brother and rescue him.
Wednesday, November 19, 2014
Still no sign of our turkey brother. We are starting to fear Betsy has him tied up some place with plans to stuff him for her Thanksgiving dinner. But how can we find and rescue him? That's the problem.
Tuesday, November 18, 2014
It snowed today, preventing us from launching a hunt for our turkey brother. Really, we're not sure what could have happened. He is short for a turkey, so we're not sure how he could have reached the door knob and fled outside. Okay, he does have wings, but he's terrible at flying so we doubt he did that. So thinking about it now, we're not sure if he's fled the house, or is in here somewhere, in a very good place, trying to avoid Betsy.
Monday, November 17, 2014
Still no sign of our turkey brother. We thought he might be hiding in the house, keeping out of sight of Betsy, but we've looked and looked and we can't find him. We are becoming very concerned and are thinking of hopping out tomorrow to hang up lost turkey signs.
Sunday, November 16, 2014
We're very worried. Our turkey brother is missing, and thinking back on it, we last saw him around the time that Betsy was going on about how she wants a big TURKEY dinner for Thanksgiving! We're afraid she frightened him, and he has now ran away from home! How can we find him? Do you think we should call the teddy adoption center to beg them to put out an alert?
Saturday, November 15, 2014
We are so happy, we have almost checked every name off of the human's Christmas list! Almost done and the month of November isn't even half over yet. We are truly excellent, excellent rabbits to have accomplished this. So all we have to do now is to finish, wrap, and we can spend the month of December with our paws up, sipping cocoa and awaiting praise from Santa. Almost finished with the list for the human, we will be on Santa's good bunnies list for sure!
Friday, November 14, 2014
The human is sad tonight, because it has been five months today since that pesky brother escaped for the second time. He ought to be ashamed of himself for hiding out like he has been, he really should be. The human has been sobbing, and we do not have a single piece of material for constructing raincoats, we hope he knows. Poor human. We wish we could make her feel better. She's just so sad over that cat.
Thursday, November 13, 2014
Brother isn't happy with the koalas or anyone from Australia at the moment, so we would suggest if someone is reading this and you are a koala or Australian, you should probably avoid any grey felines in case they are brother. Really, we don't know what his problem is. Does anyone see anything wrong with the human getting 16 more books? We sure don't, but Brother is complaining about how so much reading material will distract her, and since the koalas were so nice about finding the sale, how it will probably result in her allowing more of them to move in. And what is wrong with more koalas moving in? Koalas make very nice siblings!
Wednesday, November 12, 2014
We're sorry if kitty shrieks woke anyone just a few minutes ago. Our koala siblings just got an alert to a good book sale from their fellow koalas, and of course they had to share it with the human. We don't know what Brother's problem is. She's only got 14 books so far and the prices are FANTASTIC!
Tuesday, November 11, 2014
The poor human is sad and crying over that evil show tonight, and wishing she had never watched it. We kind of wish she hadn't either because she's so sad now, although we do love the siblings we gained due to it. You don't think she might want to have them move out do you, if they remind her of the show that makes her cry?
Monday, November 10, 2014
We looked a bit for the grandhuman's Christmas gift this evening, but no luck so far. Maybe tomorrow, although the human has to limp to the doctor, so it might be Wednesday instead. It's such a good idea, though. Paws crossed we can pull it off and find what we want!
Sunday, November 9, 2014
The human got an idea for a present for the grandhuman today. She even checked out a few of the items in the store and was considering putting something in layaway, but she didn't see exactly what she wanted. Which means she will need to go out shopping tomorrow. Do you think she might need to sneak out on the bus, so the grandhuman won't suspect? That would be fun!
Saturday, November 8, 2014
We went to the mountains today, to visit the lovely new teddy adoption center. We met the nicest sister bears named Anna and Elsa and invited them to move in. We are now up to 823 siblings! And we found out the coolest thing. There is a hotel in the shopping area where the teddy adoption center is, and you can get a room there that is practically above the teddy place! We're planning a lovely little hotel stay now!
Thursday, November 6, 2014
We're debating what jobs we want to try out first, and we really wish the shrieks would STOP! It's so hard to figure out what work would be best for us to try our paws at with Brother shouting in the distance about how we don't need to be doing this, and money in our little paws can only lead to disaster, and to hop away from the computer at once. Hmmm. The human has a dress she needs cleaned for a wedding that's conveniently near a teddy homeless shelter. Maybe we can find something that could take care of that for her? And there's another shriek!
Wednesday, November 5, 2014
We are signed up for shopping on two sites, and perhaps we will sign up on a few more soon. We have already seen some potentially interesting jobs that we want to sign up for, and we are sure we will be getting lots of work soon. If only we didn't have to hear those kitty shrieks. We hope that the teddy adoption centers might offer work opportunities soon. We would love to shop there and earn money for adopting more siblings!
Tuesday, November 4, 2014
Human just put in her application to do mystery shopping, and she's thinking of doing something for the grandhuman too. We wonder if we need to put in applications as well. Mystery shopping sounds like so much fun. Do you think they ever have assignments to shop for fabric perhaps?
Monday, November 3, 2014
We obtained more human sized t-shirts to cut up for outfits in teddy sizes today. We expect to be able to get several shirts and possibly a skirt out of each of them, so we are very pleased about that. We're hoping to start cutting and designing in the morning. Now if we could only find some shirts in bright pink, purple, yellow and orange too. We have outfits planned but we need those colors to do them right.
Sunday, November 2, 2014
The human's birthday is this week, and we are hopeful that we will obtain at least one and possibly two or more new siblings as a result. The human was checking the teddy adoption center, and she's seen several nice bears that she would like to invite to move in. We've heard a ton of kitty shrieks, but really, it's brother's own fault. He abandoned us. TWICE! We can invite anyone we want to move in and he has no right to complain. We just hope the human isn't too sad on her birthday. Last year she spent the day sobbing over that CAT!
Saturday, November 1, 2014
We are under the threat of snow and horrible cold, so we couldn't hop to the movies today with the human like we were hoping to do. We got a movie from the rental box instead, and hopefully that will prove entertaining enough. Also, we just remembered that we hadn't posted this here. We invited another bear to move in last weekend, bringing us up to 821 siblings!