Human's Plans

I wonder how I can work out the best hiding place, to protect myself from the fallout from the human's possible weekend plans. And to protect myself from nuts tumbling off that awful tree of hers, of course. She's talking about trying to meet up with a cousin, wherever place she goes. Meeting with relations never ends well. The tree will sprout more limbs for sure, and worse, the human might get more ideas for that horrible family reunion of hers, and more guests to invite. No, I don't see this weekend going well at all, and I must find a way to hide from it.