The Frog

Can a frog be billed for a pool cleanup, not that I have any idea how in the world the humans are ever going to clean up the pool after what that frog did. For some insane reason, he decided that he wanted the pool to match himself so the little thing hopped in one day while I was napping and made off with some of the human's cake coloring. She had leaf green and emerald green and some sort of Christmasy green, and probably a few other greens as well. You don't want to know what our poor pool looks like now after the frog has redecorated and I want to know how he can be billed for this.

The Freeloading Frog

That pesky frog is trying to establish his residence in the skimmer box for the pool. Well, I hope he is prepared, is all I can say, because that skimmer box is soon going to be jammed up with penguin feathers, and he will have to move out. It serves him right, too. He hasn't bothered to eat a single mosquito around here, and that was what he was allowed to move in to do! I have never seen a frog so lazy before. I ought to have my cat mother put up signs on the creek bank. I'm sure there are plenty of hard working frogs who would love to live here in exchange for munching those pesky mosquitoes.

Freeloading Frogs

The frogs are still loitering around the pool, not doing a thing about the mosquito issue they were supposed to take care of, just amusing themselves diving in and frog paddling about like they own the place. You know, about the only good thing about the party the bunnies have planned for tomorrow is the fact that it will disrupt those lazy frogs' swimming horribly, which will serve them right. Maybe they'll have to get out of the pool and actually do their jobs for a change, disposing of those mosquitoes!

The Frogs

That lazy frog has invited one of his frog friends to move in, and of course his friend is absolutely as lazy as he is! Honestly, I have never seen frogs so opposed to work in my life. Even Betsy Bear is more industrious than those things. Their one job is to eat the mosquitoes before they can get to the human. Well, they are obviously not doing it, since her legs are basically one giant bite! How can I demand these frogs stop goofing off if they plan to lounge in the yard all summer?

Frogs

Does anyone know how to best serve a notice to a frog? One of them has moved in rent free with the understanding that he would handle munching down mosquitoes and keeping the yard free of this pest. Well, the human has been eaten alive by them, and you won't believe how much having an ichy, miserable human slows down the service here. So, how can I serve notice to this frog to make him do the job he promised to do? Those mosquitoes must be removed!