Monday, December 28, 2015

Christmas Report

Sorry it's a bit late, but we thought we better give you the Christmas report.  We're very sorry to say that it was a lovely year for Betsy Bear, who raided poor Santa's sleigh once more.  You would think he would hire some security elves for that thing, wouldn't you?  Anyway, if you were expecting food, it's been eaten.  Sorry about that.  If you were expecting electronics, jewelry or some other expensive gift, there is a price list hanging on the fence next to the empty stockings that people may collect at any time.  Please consult the list for the price of getting your gifts returned.  Betsy will take cash or food, no checks or credit cards.

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