Annoyed with the Cat

We are so annoyed with that cat.  Really, he should be ashamed of himself.  First, he keeps harassing us via text and shouting any time we locate a relative for the human's family tree.  We can only hope that the person whose phone he is using has unlimited texts or they are doomed.  And worse, our poor human was sobbing over him again today, endangering our fur!  Not to mention, of course, that we hate to see her so sad.  Really, the entire situation is so annoying, and now we are hearing sniffles like the human is tearing up again.  How can that awful feline keep doing this?