So Sorry

We're so sorry for all of the noise today.  Brother has been truly rotten, and we hope he hasn't disturbed the peace too much.  We found out that we can access a ton of different newspapers and info online thanks to the grandhuman, and we were able to the nicest obituary for Cousin Michael, detailing all of his extended relations.  Brother didn't take it well to say the least.  Really, we are very sorry.  And we just found out where Cousin George and Cousin Edna are buried, so we don't expect tonight be be any quieter.  If you need to sleep, you should probably stuff your ears now.