Had A Great Time

We had a lovely time at the Tomato Fest.  We actually had such a nice time that we're considering going back tomorrow.  If you hear loud kitty shrieks tomorrow afternoon, you will know that we did!

Tomato Fest

We're hoping to hop to the country tomorrow to attend the festival honoring the tomato.  We would have gone tonight but there was rain and the humans didn't want to deal with it if they got up there to find the human hired to do the lawn had failed at his job once more and they had high, wet grass to wade thought.  Hopefully tomorrow will work out well though.  Expect early morning kitty shrieks.

Tomato Festival

The lovely tomato festival is next weekend and we are already making plans to attend on Friday.  Won't Brother just love that?  Of course, there are always homeless shelters who lag kitties to these events in the hope of finding a human to take them in.  Wouldn't it be funny if BROTHER was there?

Country Visit

The humans took a little trip to the country today, in the company of three rabbits, to check on the cottage. When they returned. the bunnies were pleased to announce that everything was perfect, and then they started bouncing around chatting with other rabbits about how nice it would be to go up there in a few days, just in time for that nightmarish event honoring the tomato. I know I saw one of them hopping off to get my leash too. I don't want to attend something honoring the tomato! The event always has a cannon on hand for some nutty reason, and Betsy always manages to swipe it. I don't want to be there where I can be declared and accessory to her crimes!

Rabbit Plans Grow

The bunnies' plans for those books are growing. Really, if they weren't watching me so closely, I would be tempted to flee now while there is still time. Now they're talking about wanting to have everything ready by to tomato fest so they can have a huge, mass selling and signing. And afterwards they want to set up signings at the college the human attended, also in the country, and at other locations in the country they're still thinking up! That will call for a trip to the country cottage for sure, and those bunnies aren't likely to agree to my remaining here to supervise the house. Really, I ought to flee, but now that I think about it, it wouldn't work. The bunnies' leader is close friends with Santa. Santa would report my whereabouts to the Easter Bunny, and he would alert my siblings so they could drag me home!

Tomato Festival

The bunnies are already making plans for the tomato festival this year, and it is over five months away! Oh, this means trouble, I am sure of it. The bunnies feel certain the human will have a book ready for selling purposes by then, which means she will need a booth at the tomato fest. A booth! If the human gets a booth at this awful event it means she will want to be there for both days, and of course she won't want to come back here and then have to drive back, which means she will head for the country cottage! I will be forced at the least to go to the cottage, if the bunnies don't think of something worse to force me to do! And who knows what other events they could find in the country, to attend, and to force me to the country cottage for? I'm doomed!

Bebe Again

While our brother is still working, and he wouldn't still be working if he would actually try to show some industry, instead of stopping to complain about his aching paws every five minutes, we thought we would show you some of our family vacation photos. We hope you enjoy.

Josie Rabbit

This is Josie Rabbit at the tomato festival. Aren't all of those tomatoes beautiful? And they have so many seeds too. We almost filled a little jar when we seeded some of them.

Polar Bears

This is Nanna Polar Bear and a couple of the cubs, attending a quilt show. They just love those things. Don't they look so happy? One of these days, we are sure, they will win the drawing for the sewing machine.

Tomatoes and the Family Tree

The human got a lot of horrible ideas for growing that awful tree of hers at the Tomato Festival. Really, it's a wonder that the rabbits didn't get away with way more than they did, given how distracted she was, and her subsequent failure to supervise them. She found a new archive she absolutely must visit too, that she thinks has a ton of stuff that will add to that tree's alarming growth. Really, don't these places have any sense at all? That tree is much too large! What are they thinking, helping her grow it further?

Betsy Bear and the Tomato Festival

In further news, Betsy Bear was up to her usual, criminal activity at the tomato festival. Really, those people shouldn't be allowed to even touch weapons, much less tote them around and actually try to use them. They don't take care of them properly at all, just leaving ammunition in unguarded tents and getting involved with chats with people and not keeping an eye on weapons that are just hanging there right within paw's reach of that awful bear. I can only hope the honey vendor she robbed wasn't robbed at riflepoint.

Bribe

The bunnies tried to bribe me when they came back from the tomato festival, by the way. They returned with a ball as a gift for me. The question now is, what horrible thing do they have in mind that they think I need to be bribed into either accepting or assisting them with? Do you think I should be concerned? It wasn't a large ball, so perhaps they don't have something too awful in mind.

Tomato Festival Today

The tomato festival should be ASHAMED! They let my delinquent rabbit siblings actually obtain produce this afternoon! The bunnies came hopping back with alarmingly large Mr. Stripey, Cherokee Purple and Pink Tomatoes, along with a large amount of turkey beans and a habenaro pepper. I shudder to think of how many seeds they will get out of their purchases, which is just why they purchased them. Really, does the country have to assist the bunnies in their delinquency? Or maybe it's a plot to keep them here and safely out of the hair of the poor Farmers Turley?

The Country's Approaching Doom

Betsy has her snitching sacks all ready to visit that festival in honor of the tomato tomorrow, and I shudder to imagine what will happen once she gets her paws on that cannon they're going to have up there. Really, those people are so impossibly careless with their weapons, and would you believe they give demonstrations on the use of firearms? They don't even bother to make sure Betsy isn't in the area before giving these lessons! Have you ever heard of something so foolish? You don't want to know how many shots she can get off with one of the rifles in a minute now, thanks to those lessons. They should be ashamed, and goodness knows what other horrible knowledge she'll pick up tomorrow.

This Weekend

There's an off chance I might get to stay at home this weekend, and thus avoid the horrid tomato festival, and possibly being taken up as an accomplice to Betsy's crimes should the SWAT team work out where the pirate raids are based. The bad thing is, though, that if I stay at home, the rabbits have an entire list of chores that they say will need doing while they're up at the tomato fest, and of course if I'm here, I'll be expected to do them. I'm really not sure out of the two possibilities, which one would be the most dangerous, Betsy and possible arrest or being here and having to tend the plants all weekend.

Tomato Festival, the Family Tree, and my Upcoming Torturous Trip to the Country

I heard the human saying something about all of the research she could get done on the family tree if they go to the country and that festival in honor of the tomato. Apparently people from historical groups set up there for some strange reason. Obviously they're trying to lure my human in, although why they would want such loitering all day at their booths I don't even want to consider. I'm afraid I'm going to be captured and drug up there for sure. I suppose I can stay in hiding at the cottage, but that is awfully close to the lake that Betsy's planning to raid on. What if they figure out what cottage that awful bear came from and call the SWAT team?

Tomato Festival

Those insane humans up in the country are having a festival in honor of the tomato. Obviously the incidents last year have slipped their minds is all that I can say about that. Betsy was very pleased to see the info on it, and I'm shuddering to think of what will happen when she gets to the Civil War reenactment. Those people do such a poor job of guarding their cannons and other firearms it isn't funny. I can only assume that the people who took part in the actual Civil War did much better, or else there wouldn't have been a whole lot of warring due to weaponry being made off with by Betsy's ancestors. Those poor lake bears. Obviously the people in charge of the Civil War stuff are kin folk to our neighbors who never guard their boat. Betsy's anticipating equipping it like a proper pirate vessel now. Those poor lake bears, and pretty much anyone in the vicinity is doomed.