Tomato Festival

Those insane humans up in the country are having a festival in honor of the tomato. Obviously the incidents last year have slipped their minds is all that I can say about that. Betsy was very pleased to see the info on it, and I'm shuddering to think of what will happen when she gets to the Civil War reenactment. Those people do such a poor job of guarding their cannons and other firearms it isn't funny. I can only assume that the people who took part in the actual Civil War did much better, or else there wouldn't have been a whole lot of warring due to weaponry being made off with by Betsy's ancestors. Those poor lake bears. Obviously the people in charge of the Civil War stuff are kin folk to our neighbors who never guard their boat. Betsy's anticipating equipping it like a proper pirate vessel now. Those poor lake bears, and pretty much anyone in the vicinity is doomed.

The Country

If anyone here prays, please pray that the lawnmower isn't repaired by tomorrow afternoon. If it is, there are rumors the humans might head to the country cottage, and I will surely be caught and drug along. It's in the heart of tomato country up there, and I shudder to think of what the bunnies would get into. Our poor cousins, the two farmers Turley, are still having nightmares about the last visit the rabbits made, I believe. And I won't even speak of the havoc Betsy wrecked with those poor, misfortunate lake bears, and the former, happy picnickers who were the victims of pirate raids.

Upcoming Pirate Attacks

If you happen to live in Florida, I urge you to secure your homes, or better yet, to flee the area immediately. Betsy has been doing some looking, and she thinks she knows a way to get a deal on a bus seat down to take part in the Disney piracy. She understands that the seats on buses are fairly large, at least large in comparison to her bear size, so she's thinking she can share a seat with several other creatures to split the cost. The bunnies are trying to convince her to take them as seatmates right now. All in Florida should be on the lookout. Not only will massive pirate attacks be happening soon, but the bunnies have plans to raid that place at EPCOT with all of the plants, and any gardens they spot for plant supplies. They claim to have a cousin down there with a burrow they can stay in to save even more money.

Piracy

Oh, horrors! Disney is now offering a ton of activities involving piracy! Betsy's currently looking up the price for bears to catch the bus down there. She's eager to take part in all of these pirate raids, you see. Oh, that poor Pooh Bear is doomed with Disney encouraging pirate attacks! Poor, poor, silly old bear. I hope he has a good insurance policy.