Car

We're looking at taking the car to visit the head bear, and really, brother will be very sorry if we are forced into that. On the bus, he could have had a seat of his own, or shared with our hopeful new kitty sibling. But if we are forced to take the car, well, he'll be sharing with US! We can see it now, brother crammed into a seatbelt with multiple bears, and the car doesn't offer bathroom facilities like the bus, we hope he knows, so he will be forced to cross his paws and wait! He will be so sorry for trying to sabotage our trip, that is for sure. Just wait!

Luggage

We've been looking for luggage for our trip, and it turns out the bear store offers the cutest little suitcases.

You know, since he's causing so much trouble, hiding, and not trotting home like he should, we think we'll make our brother use one of those suitcases, and he can share the luggage space with a few bears too! Really, he is in so much trouble when we catch him, and we're sure his capture is nigh. We heard him scream again when another bunny hopped in this afternoon, raising the sibling count to 752, so we're sure we'll just have to follow our big ears to him.

Tickets Booked

The tickets to visit the head bear have been booked. We heard a kitty shriek as we clicked to purchase the tickets and we keep hearing a squeaky kitty voice chanting no, no, no. Brother is going to be so easy to catch now. We just have to follow our ears. Really, he should just give up. If he doesn't get back here soon, he's not going to have time to buy a suitcase, and he will have to share luggage space with the bears!

Bus Deal

The human was checking the bus site today, and found a wonderful deal on tickets to visit the birthplace of the bears. The only issue is the continuing absence of our brother. How can we book tickets and pack when he's still on the loose? We won't know what size of clothing to pack for him! We won't know if we should pack extra earbows if the kitty friend we want to move in with him is a girl! He's causing horrible problems so he can just get himself back home with a friend this instant! Really, he'll like visiting the home of the bears once he gets there! We're sure the head bear is wonderful!

More Bus Stuff

Hehehehehehehe. Our brother will be so sorry he deserted us when we get him back into custody. The human's looking at bus routes now, planning a little trip we're sure will make our brother unhappy. All of the bears, who live in the birthplace of the bears, and you know some are sure to want to move in with us. And our brother will be a kitten! Hardly any claws at all! We'll be able to drag him wherever we want, and he wont be able to stop us!

Bus

We just spent some time this afternoon amusing ourselves checking the bus routes to try to find the best deals for a trip to the home of the bears. We're sure our brother would be most displeased if he knew of this, especially if he realized that we're looking into booking a seat for him as well. Hehehehehehehe. And, in yet another up side to him being reduced to a kitten once more, he will not be able to claim he needs the entire seat for stretching purposes! He'll be forced to share with several bunnies and bears!

More Bus Issues

The bus company continues to trouble me. Now the bunnies are studying the routes, trying to find the cheapest way to get to the birthplace of the bears, even if it means being on a bus for twenty-four hours straight. They say that will be fine. They'll have their carrots, and they will be perfectly content. Well, what about me? I refuse to share a public box with rabbits! They can't expect me to cross my paws for that long, and I know they will expect me to go on this trip with them!

Bear Birthplace

I'm doomed. I am really doomed this time. I'm such a nice cat. What did I ever do to deserve this? The bunnies are clustered in the human's room, along with the bears, discussing a visit to the bears' birthplace. They're trying to convince her that a visit there is sure to help sell those books she's written for children starring my delinquent teddy siblings. I think the human is listening to them, I really think she is, which worries me that such a trip, and massive sibling increases are looming in my future. And what if the bears can get free tickets to travel? They will surely expect me to go on the trip in such a case. I think it is ten hours to the home of the bears. Ten hours and the only litter box will be shared with BUNNIES!

Horrible Bus News

I am going to have to sue the bus company. That is all there is to it. You won't believe the horror they have came up with this time. Those awful, rotten people are GIVING away tickets! Free bus tickets! I think I feel ill. The bunnies are wanting to take a look online now, to plan another little trip while their travel is free. There is even talk about going to visit the birthplace of the bears! I don't want to visit the birthplace of the bears! Do you know how many siblings such a visit could net me? The bus company will pay for this!

Relative Horrors

I happened to check the human's email today, while looking for updates on where that squirrel is. I thought it best to keep an eye on his travels so I would know which states I should issue warnings to my fellow felines to avoid until his bus departs. Anyway, I didn't find a bus schedule update, but something much worse. The human was discussing archive visits with a cousin! I sense trouble looming. Discussing archive visits can only lead to more visits being planned, which can only lead to more bus travel. And I just know that sooner or later, those bunnies will come hopping in with a bus ticket in MY NAME! And then I will be forced to ride cramped up next to a horde of bunnies, and I will have to share a litter box with them too! Do you know what sort of litter bunnies prefer? CORN litter! Even in the box they want vegetables!

Squirrel and the Bus

Well, the number of the bus the squirrel and the dragon are riding arrived in the human's email today, along with instructions on tracking their travel route. I thought about doing that, to see what the squirrel is up to, but I'm honestly a bit afraid to know. What if I look and it shows online that the bus the squirrel is on has made a stop at a seed store? You know, he's allowed fifty pounds of luggage on the bus. He could be filling that weight limit with massive amounts of seed, even as we speak!

Finally Happened

It finally happened. Oh, it is truly terrible! The human finally purchased a bus ticket! Sniff, sniff, sniff. She got such a good deal on in, a round trip down to that horrible archive to look up her terrible relations. And she's already so pleased about the deal she got that she's thinking of buying more tickets, to more alarming places. And the bunnies say that I can have a seat on the bus too, a seat that will be shared with THEM! And they say they will share their snacks, carrots, celery and broccoli, the entire trip! The bus company must be punished for this, and especially if they sell tickets for rabbits!

Bus is Evil

The bus company is evil, and I swear I will see them punished for this. The human was playing around on their website, and she found a wonderful deal, offering trips to that horrible national archive and their neighbor, the Department of Rabbitculture, for a dollar! A DOLLAR! The bunnies could catch this bus for a dollar, and return with giant sacks full of seed from that horrible place, and then there's what the human might return with to grow that awful tree of hers. I have to block that site!

The Bus

I don't like the way the human keeps looking at bus information at all. I'm sure that's another disaster in the making. Not only is she thinking of taking the bus in search of relations, but she's wanting to head for the birthplace of the bears, too. And you know if she goes there, all of the bears will want to go along, and they will try to drag me with them! It is a good eight hours to the bears' birthplace! Eight hours on a bus with my 742 siblings! Doesn't that violate some rule against cruel and infeline punishment? I really must find a way to block the human from visiting the buss site.

The Evils of the Bus

While the human was looking at the bus schedule, and thinking of paying a visit to that horrible archive, she found something that has frightened me even more. It seems that the bus company is expanding their routes, and now offer trips out to Oklahoma, where multiple branches of that human's terrible, nightmarish tree are located. So now she's thinking about a trip, and I don't like the way she keeps talking about needing travel companions. I think she's wanting someone besides the bears to travel with her, someone like ME!

Continuing Bus Issues

My problems with the bus and planned trips by the human continue as well. It wasn't so bad when the bus opened up the Florida line down to the mouse's dwelling, and the luxury hotel for my kind, but these new lines, oh, they should be ashamed! There was an article in the paper all about the line that runs right by the archives, and of course it just made the human more eager to visit the horrible place. Really, that awful tree of hers does not need more encouragement! I don't want to think of how tall a trip to the state archives might make it grow. I'm sure it's already a safety hazard, from the potentially falling nuts alone! And then, if this trip goes well, the human is talking about another trip, out to the land of the bears, to attempt to sell those bear books! And what in the world am I going to do if she does that? Visiting the birthplace of the bears is sure to result in more siblings for me, and what if she DOES sell those books? I sense work on the horizon if that happens!

And More Problems

If I thought it was safe to set a paw outside, I would, to check the premises for any signs of Nick the Cat and his awful relations. I am sure they are to blame for all of my current troubles. As if the bunny beauty products, rapidly increasing numbers of siblings and other assorted woes I've suffered of late isn't enough, now the bus company is causing issues once more, with a quick and cheap route right down to the state archives. The human has already looked at things, and is making plans to book her trip as soon as possible. Oh, no good can come of this. If she visits those archives, it will only lead to the growth of that horrible tree of hers. Does anyone have any suggestions for how I can prevent this? The bunnies have already offered to provide the two dollars for the bus ride so hiding money is out.

Bus!

Oh, this is wonderful! The bus company is having a special on trips to Florida! TWO DOLLARS each way! Honestly, the mouse makes at least that from one run in his penny machines alone. He could easily afford tickets for his little cousins to come and visit him, and for me to ride along with them! Two dollars. I might even have that poked back somewhere! I can almost taste the cheese now!

My Plan

My plan is going very well, if I do say so myself. I casually pushed that brochure for the mouse's park under the noses of some of my bear siblings today, and remarked on the bear on the center page, wanting to know if he was a relation. They took a look and started exclaiming on how he was their cousin, who they hadn't seen in ages, and then they begin to go on about how wonderful it was that he had done so well for himself, finding a place with that mouse. Then some of the bears that the human has allowed to visit the park before started going on about how nice the place was, and how happy their cousin has to be, being able to live there. Oh, it will be no trouble at all, to convince them they should write him, to see about a visit! Maybe he will even send money, along with that mouse, for bus fare! And, if all of the teddies went, oh, my! I'm sure we would have the bus to ourselves, without any humans to cause a problem, besides the human to drive. My whiskers are quivering just thinking about it. And really, it isn't like the bears would all need full seats, so think of all of the lovely space I would have, to stretch out and play online the entire trip down!

Luggage

Does anyone have any ideas as to how to best pack a batch of mice into a suitcase? I've been looking up the price of travel to their relation's dwelling in Florida, should I hear that a funeral is in the offing. True, the price is very reasonable, ten dollars one way, I believe, plus a possible transfer charge, much cheaper than a night in jail, but still, it makes no sense at all to buy the mice their own seats, and it would be horribly cramped to have to share my seat with them. So, how would be best to pack them in my suitcase? I'm sure they would go along with it. I'll just tell them that the money saved can be used to buy trinkets at their cousin's park.