Relative Horrors

I happened to check the human's email today, while looking for updates on where that squirrel is. I thought it best to keep an eye on his travels so I would know which states I should issue warnings to my fellow felines to avoid until his bus departs. Anyway, I didn't find a bus schedule update, but something much worse. The human was discussing archive visits with a cousin! I sense trouble looming. Discussing archive visits can only lead to more visits being planned, which can only lead to more bus travel. And I just know that sooner or later, those bunnies will come hopping in with a bus ticket in MY NAME! And then I will be forced to ride cramped up next to a horde of bunnies, and I will have to share a litter box with them too! Do you know what sort of litter bunnies prefer? CORN litter! Even in the box they want vegetables!

Points

The human entered some points she got for a program my litter supplier offered today, and is now checking out the goodies the points can be exchanged for. I was fine with this, but then when I popped into her room to see what merchandise she might be looking into obtaining, I spotted the bunnies, looking over her shoulder and offering suggestions. Now I am horribly alarmed. Who knows what the bunnies will suggest the human get with the points that I earned! Do you think a cat litter company would carry vegetable related merchandise?