Rabbit Update

I was a bit afraid to post yesterday, or check email, in case those horrible bunnies had sent me a message about the novel promotion horrors. I finally decided to risk it, though, and of course an email was awaiting me, detailing all of the hard work the bunnies have done, trying to promote their horrible work. One of the rabbits hopped about, taking notes of what goodies people were giving out, to try to figure out the best goodies to offer for their books. They have decided that seeds would be the best, either seeds, or possibly actual plants. And, of course, should they give these things away, that will mean that they will either have to obtain seeds for gifts, or they will have to grow more plants. Our poor, poor neighbors if they decide to grow plants. They will naturally toss extras in to keep for themselves, I am sure. The neighbors are doomed!

Indoor Plants

The rabbits are wanting to move some plants indoors to live for the winter, along with starting things in here for indoor gardening. And besides the plant exposure, did you know that they're talking about lighting issues, and possibly keeping a light on for any inside plants twenty-four hours a day? How is a kitty supposed to sleep with a light on all the time serving those rabbits' plants? And they're talking about setting up gardening right by my cat bed too, in order to maximize light annoyance potential!

More Milk

The rabbits fed those horrible plants another thirty ounce serving of that milk mixture they seem to love so. And to make matters even worse, it started raining while they were spraying everything, so the house is filled with the odor of wet rabbits! They have another watering jug full of the milk mixture waiting on the counter for the rain to stop too, so they can hop out and finish up the job. Those plants will have had sixty ounces by the time it's over and done with for the night. I shudder to think of how much their growth will be encouraged by that much food. And as for the milk mixture helping the powdery mildew issue, well, those plants were faking that!

Powdery Mildew Part 2

The rabbits checked the plants a bit ago, and they're looking much better with limited signs of the powdery mildew. Of course, the bunnies are taking this as a sign that the treatment with the milk mixture is working, and they're considering mixing up more to apply tonight or tomorrow. Honestly, they look better because the rain washed most of the talcum powder off! Those plants were faking, and now the rabbits are going along with them and giving them exactly what they want, more milk and more growth encouragement. Really, don't these bunnies ever use their little bunny brains?

This Weekend

There's an off chance I might get to stay at home this weekend, and thus avoid the horrid tomato festival, and possibly being taken up as an accomplice to Betsy's crimes should the SWAT team work out where the pirate raids are based. The bad thing is, though, that if I stay at home, the rabbits have an entire list of chores that they say will need doing while they're up at the tomato fest, and of course if I'm here, I'll be expected to do them. I'm really not sure out of the two possibilities, which one would be the most dangerous, Betsy and possible arrest or being here and having to tend the plants all weekend.

Fourth Complaints

Who do I need to talk to to complain about the fireworks last night? Those horrid, horrid flashes of light were great for encouraging plant growth, something which should be DISCOURAGED as much as possible. I was keeping watch from my post at the back door, and after all of those horrible, bright, sparklely flashes of light, one of the cucumber vines is heading for the dwelling of the poor fellow who made the mistake of living behind us. And once it gets him, it will surely head for the library next!