Fourth Complaints

Who do I need to talk to to complain about the fireworks last night? Those horrid, horrid flashes of light were great for encouraging plant growth, something which should be DISCOURAGED as much as possible. I was keeping watch from my post at the back door, and after all of those horrible, bright, sparklely flashes of light, one of the cucumber vines is heading for the dwelling of the poor fellow who made the mistake of living behind us. And once it gets him, it will surely head for the library next!