The Lake AND the River?

The humans are talking about trying to visit both the lake and the river this weekend. Oh, will the horrors never cease? Betsy will be able to make pirate attacks on two places if they go to both. She checked online, and there's a riverboat she saw on that river the humans are thinking of visiting that she's sure will work great for raiding purposes. The pool is just about ready to open too, so I know the penguins will invite all of their penguin relations back to spend some time with them. About my only comfort is that the humans are thinking of going to the river first and then to the lake. Perhaps if they do that, I'll be able to hide out up at the lake and miss the fallout from the penguin party. Honestly, their penguin relatives go around skinny dipping all the time, and jumping in the water in their bare feathers! They're bound to give my siblings awful ideas.