Make a Peguin Unhappy

The insane store that keeps letting those penguins loose has actually set up a wish list system, and I decided to fill one out. I hope all of my readers will take a look and will consider contributing to making a penguin unhappy by arranging for them to obtain swimwear. Those penguins' days of waddling around in their bare feathers and jumping into the pool to skinnydip are fast coming to a close! The bunnies and bears did sneak a few things onto the list, so please ignore those. Aren't the suits so nice, though, and they look like they'll be perfect for covering those penguins properly.

Speaking of the New Penguin

In another complaint about that new penguin, would you believe he's waddling around here in nothing but his bare feathers and talking about diving into the pool without a swimming suit? Honestly, what IS with these penguins and skinnydipping? It isn't like they look so great naked, and have anything special to show off. They need to all put clothing on at once, especially before getting into that pool. There will be trouble for sure if they break the filter with loose feathers.

Another Bad Thing About the Weekend

Another bad thing about the weekend is that if I stay at home, I'll be expected to supervise the penguins' pool party. Really, the zoo is going to be so ticked at us for this party, it isn't funny. Goodness only knows what they've had to put up to explain to all of the zoo visitors why the penguins aren't in their cozy exhibit. I don't think a sign saying that they've all flown the coop for a party would go over well. At least they're all able to swim, though. That's one good thing. I won't have to jump in and ruin my fur playing lifeguard. If only they would put on swimsuits, though. I'm not sure I'm up for a weekend of naked, skinnydipping penguins.

The Lake AND the River?

The humans are talking about trying to visit both the lake and the river this weekend. Oh, will the horrors never cease? Betsy will be able to make pirate attacks on two places if they go to both. She checked online, and there's a riverboat she saw on that river the humans are thinking of visiting that she's sure will work great for raiding purposes. The pool is just about ready to open too, so I know the penguins will invite all of their penguin relations back to spend some time with them. About my only comfort is that the humans are thinking of going to the river first and then to the lake. Perhaps if they do that, I'll be able to hide out up at the lake and miss the fallout from the penguin party. Honestly, their penguin relatives go around skinny dipping all the time, and jumping in the water in their bare feathers! They're bound to give my siblings awful ideas.

Penguins

The more I think about it, the more concerned I become about the humans going anywhere near that river and that place where the penguins' relatives live. Would you believe that all of those penguins down there amuse themselves skinnydipping? I'm sure they'll give my siblings bad ideas, and we can't cope if the pool filter gets clogged and breaks due to feathers! No, I need to figure a way to keep those penguins at home where they belong, and safely away from their relations!