Speaking of the New Penguin

In another complaint about that new penguin, would you believe he's waddling around here in nothing but his bare feathers and talking about diving into the pool without a swimming suit? Honestly, what IS with these penguins and skinnydipping? It isn't like they look so great naked, and have anything special to show off. They need to all put clothing on at once, especially before getting into that pool. There will be trouble for sure if they break the filter with loose feathers.